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I was watching "Grease" the movie the other day and I had an Epiphany so here goes.

(WARNING: For those not used to my strange humor - Please forgive me)

Summer Lovin' (sung to Summer Lovin' by "the Vandals")

Summer lovin' had me a blast
Summer lovin' happened so fast
Met some chicas, crazy for me
I’m a guy, horny as can be
Summer days drifted away to,
Oh, the summer nights

Tell me more,
Was this Spain or France?
Tell me more,
Did you get in her pants?

Went to Delrey, sat in a chair
She and her amigas gave me a stare
Drank my cerveza and pointed at me
She nodded her head “A Cien it’ll be”
”That’s too much, you are still a HO!”
I’ll pay you fifty for a phuck and a blow.
She agreed, cause business was slow….

Tell me more,
Did she come back to the Prez?
Tell me more,
Were her amigas and her Lez?

She sucked me with a jimmy hat
And didn’t speak English
So that was that.
I popped a nut and she was on her way
I loved that Latina sex and called it a day.
The very next night I was on the prowl
Saw me a Colombiana that made me howl.

Tell me more,
Was it a Cien you had to pay?
Tell me more,
Was she a really awesome lay?

I asked her if she would spend the night
Paola said so bashfully that she just might
A Toda La Noche was just what I needed
Started with a massage, my muscles she kneaded
Sexo was Muy Bueno, beyond compare, (Now Paolo is mi novia for whom I do care)
Costa Rica for the summer was the right choice
Instead of going to Nascar with the boys.

When I got back home, my face was aglow
With my novia in mind my feelings did show
My best buddy came over to chat
Comparing notes, I learned a fact.
Paola was his novia before she met me
My vision, now better, I can plainly see
In Costa Rica never wear your heart on your sleeve
And always remember to pay them to leave.

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I'm just having fun so sue me !!!

I like things that are built for speed!!!

Wow! It is not just entertainment but it is educational too!!! A great piece of work if you allowme to say so!

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"Eppur, Si Mouve"
Galileo Galilei

WOW! Mighty, you are inspirational! See ya in a few days!

Mighty 1
Wow. Can you sing to?

That is the key!!! Pay them to leave!

But we all know the wrong head starts doing the thinking and then who knows what we're going to do. It's Disneyland buy the "E" ticket and enjoy the ride.

Mighty 1, I enjoyed your rendition and your sense of humour!

GG

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GG
"Last time I said no......I misunderstood the question!"

Strike Up the Band….

Mighty1 our Official Karaoke MC
Great Little Ditty, and All so Witty!!

I can hear the Band beginning to Troll
So maybe it’s time
For a little Rock ‘n Roll

Stairway To Del Rey.

There’s a Lady who’s sure, her gringo has the Gold
And she’s buying a stairway to Del Rey
When she gets there she knows that the bed covers goes
With a Touch and a Lick she can get what she came for.
Ooh, ooh, and she’s buying a stairway to Del Rey

There’s a Condom on the bed but she wants to be sure
And you know sometimes Bare Back has two meanings
In the Street by the Poor Boy, Tuba Man Blows his Horn More
Sometimes all of our Thoughts are to Shoot Him…
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.

There’s a feeling of depression when I look at my departure
And my love is left crying for more Money
In my thanks for her giving I have now a new family
To support until I come back to thee
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.

And she whisper to her friend, I can make it again
Then back to the place of hardship and treason
And a new day is dawn for those that have wronged
And the CRT Brothers echo with laughter

If there’s a hustle in the club
Don’t be a cien donation friend
It’s just their way of making the deal
Yes there can be love but will it last
Only until the money all goes
There’s still time to change your mind.
And it makes me wonder.

Your head is a humming and it won’t go because you know
The Doctor’s calling you to script another
Dear Lady can you hear I want a blow and you know
Your stairway is really here at the Del Rey

As she winds on down the road
The shadow always knows
There walks a lady we all know
Who gives more than she shows
How her Gringo’s are the gold
And if you watch very close
She will capture all that’s hers
When all is counted one by one
To be rocked not get rolled

And she’s buying a stairway to Del Rey

There’s a Lady who’s sure her gringo has the Gold
And she’s buying a stairway to Del Rey
When she gets there she knows that the bed covers goes
With a Touch and a Lick she can get what she came for.

And she’s buying a stairway to Del Rey…

JB

And the fans all yell:
BRAVO, BRAVO, BRAVO in a standing ovation!!!!!!!!!!

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Why Chicas Come to CostaRica:

"Predators gather where prey abounds"

Bravo JB,

and the crowd goes wild!

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PL *GG* HS* LH*A1*A2

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GG
"Last time I said no......I misunderstood the question!"

Nice.................. JB

Guess what I heard playing in the News Cafe last night whilst I drank mi Ruma y Coke


Yes...........


Stairway to Heaven.......

Needless to say I went to Heaven.... or was it something else

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I'm just having fun so sue me !!!

I like things that are built for speed!!!

Music might be the language best understood by both the little and the big head. So it might just be the best way for us to remember what we're getting into as we go forth into battle. You nailed a lot in those verses. ("Many a true word spoken in jest"?) Thanks, you two stars do rock!

A condensed version of I Love this Bar

We got spenders; we got lookers;
We got semi and hard core hookers.
I’ve seen short skirts, we’ve got high heels.
Blue collar boys and big deals.
And the girls in here dress up like a movie star:
Mm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm, I love this bar.

We got locals we got CRT’ers
Broken hearted fools and suckers.
An' we got hustlers; we got fighters;
Early birds and all nighters.
And the veterans talk about the latest star.
Mm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm, I love this bar.


I love this bar,
It's my kind place.
Just walk in through the front door,
Puts a big smile on my face.
It ain't too far; Leave with a Porn Star
Mm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm, I love this bar.