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A touch of Gringa reality.
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Author:  TexasNVegas [ Tue Jun 07, 2005 7:12 am ]
Post subject:  A touch of Gringa reality.
I thought us mongers could use a reminder of why we are coming to SJO for our women.

This is a personals ad from craigslist.com
http://houston.craigslist.org/w4m/76966759.html


Lady waiting for a date 35-55 - 42

Good Day to you all, I am a divorced big beautiful woman looking for a date tonight, it has been a long time since I have been out with a man so I am craving male attention. I am a smoker and social drinker. If any of this sounds interesting to you let me know. Please reply with a photo and I will do the same I am 5'8 280lbs brunett, bedroom blue eyes, very sexual and open minded

Reply to: anon-76966759@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-06-04, 11:15AM CDT

280 pounds? :shock:
Her EX is probably in the DR right now.
Author:  Rolex [ Tue Jun 07, 2005 2:00 pm ]
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Mama?
Author:  SparkChaser69 [ Wed Jun 08, 2005 8:19 am ]
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T&V Did you ride that go ped? :shock: :P
Sparky
Author:  TexasNVegas [ Wed Jun 08, 2005 11:45 am ]
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Rule from my Monger survival guide:
NEVER GO WITH A WOMAN WITH HIPS BIGGER THAN MY OWN.
Author:  Johnnycumlately [ Fri Jun 10, 2005 10:45 pm ]
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Make sure to tie a 2 X 6 across your back so that you dont fall in.
Author:  Gringo Malo [ Sat Jun 11, 2005 3:29 am ]
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I promise, I will picture this cow in my mind the next time I am trying to keep from cumming too soon.
Author:  VegasBob [ Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:52 am ]
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I have a strict rule that I follow when choosing a chica for sex. "Never screw a chica that if there is a disagreement afterwards,may possibly be able to take you in a fight."
Author:  TexasNVegas [ Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:02 am ]
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Vegas Bob wrote:
I have a strict rule that I follow when choosing a chica for sex. "Never screw a chica that if there is a disagreement afterwards,may possibly be able to take you in a fight."


That's great!!
I am adding that to my rules.
Author:  Joluko [ Thu Jun 16, 2005 10:54 pm ]
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Dios Mio!! I'm only 115 lbs. That girl could squash me.

./Joluko
Author:  Irish Drifter [ Thu Jun 16, 2005 11:01 pm ]
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Quote:
I'm only 115 lbs


Please tell us that is a typo.
Author:  Joluko [ Thu Jun 16, 2005 11:11 pm ]
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Ding,

I so wish it was a misquote. I'm 32 and 115 lbs (on a good day). The funny thing is, the only time I gain a significant amount of weight is when I'm in CR and I smoke the "local" cigarettes and then you can add about 5 lbs as I eat like a horse. I have an extremely fast metabolism; so much in fact that I have no doubts I could out drink almost anyone I know.

I'm looking for fat donors.......

It is true what they say about skinny people, just ask the chicas I've been with ;-)

./Joluko
Author:  Grey Ghost [ Thu Jun 16, 2005 11:12 pm ]
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I hope that's a typo, I weigh twice that. That's the weight I like my chicas to be more or less.
Author:  Grey Ghost [ Thu Jun 16, 2005 11:16 pm ]
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Ruff, sounds like another challenge

Quote:
I have an extremely fast metabolism; so much in fact that I have no doubts I could out drink almost anyone I know.



Quote:
I'm looking for fat donors

Oh yes you can have 20 lbs from me, I need to lose it.
Author:  Ruffnutz [ Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:43 am ]
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GG, sounds like a challenge indeed.

I'll take a Jager-Bomb challenge from ANYONE... 5 Jagerbombs each lined up... See who finishes them first without throwing up and must not fall over stupid drunk for a half-hour after last drink is taken.

Loser pays tab for ALL 10 Jager-Bombs AND buys the winner a double-chica session at Zona Blue.

Whaddaya say Joluko... Perfect type of competition for the inaugural party of the Zona Blue Cigar Bar on the Fourth of July weekend.

But if the challenge is anything other than that, I respectfully decline. I don't drink much else.

I welcome any takers on this challenge, to take place at the cigar bar party. Please RSVP on the challenge, as I need to mentally, physically, and emotionally prepare myself...

Ruffnutz
Author:  Grey Ghost [ Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:20 am ]
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I don't think I would want to be around anyone who did five Jager-bombs that fast. It could be messy and maybe some babysitting involved. :cry:

I might try except for two reasons, I'm afraid I might chip my teeth trying to throw them back fast and after drinking all that maxx, I am going to want to phuck. I afraid willy might not agree and cooperate. :shock:

Joluko, I guess it is up To you! You started this!

GG
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