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| Author: | Easy [ Sat Nov 08, 2003 10:23 am ] |
| Post subject: | DRU Research Dept. - Official Survey / # of monger trips |
seguro educacion es muy importante... |
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| Author: | LVSteve [ Sat Nov 08, 2003 12:07 pm ] |
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Easy; Good to see that you are up so early on a Sat. morning. I just voted and was astounded to see that I'm considered a "master monger". I don't consider myself a master of anything but I have enjoyed every visit to CR over the past six years. I leave day after tomorrow for my 25th trip and look forward to it as much as I did my very first. In about a year, I hope to respond to your survey about who lives there. Working on it. tuteman PS: Talked by phone to Pidd last night - He's in LA for a couple of months and will be joining you for thanksgiving. |
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| Author: | SafaDino [ Sat Nov 08, 2003 4:25 pm ] |
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EASY....there are many newbies who do not know of our academic standard of obtaining all the degrees at our prestigious Delrey University. Would you list the requirments in obtaining those degrees: BA, BS, MA, PhD..ect. Thanks  ______________________________ Dr.Dinowhoearnedhisdegreebydoingthehorizontalmambos |
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| Author: | Dongordo [ Sat Nov 08, 2003 5:24 pm ] |
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For me it is 54 trips and still counting... DG |
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| Author: | Justtoonice [ Mon Nov 10, 2003 2:23 am ] |
| Post subject: | Don Gordo |
54 trips... hmm. Ok . With the power invested in my by the women of CR I name you SirDonTicoEEUU. Actually you are always quite informative.. Thanks for your posts. Maybe some day when walking through the gulch or down a side street to a brothel I will see ya.. 
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| Author: | Gopher [ Mon Nov 10, 2003 2:31 am ] |
| Post subject: | Don Gordo, you're amazing... |
Don Gordo, You're amazing. I thought I was an old pro before I met you guys. I need to start keeping a better count. Now, I realize I'm still a relative rookie. I think the Halloween weekend was my 12th trip, over about a 4 year period. I want to do the "walking tour" with you guys sometime. We all need to plan a meeting earlier than 5pm; when we're still relatively sober! -Gopher |
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| Author: | Circus [ Mon Nov 10, 2003 10:45 am ] |
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YO Frequent Fuckers: I would post a number but hell, I can't remember most of them.....sort of a blurrrr. Damn DG, Your pecker should have fallen off by now. 54 TRIPS, how many in the old rm 214 at DR? Tuteman.....are you down or up total for all those trips to CR casinos? Easy.....Do your relatives know that you are a closet slut? BTW......since I can no longer seem to get a chica to hop in bed, do a few sloppy soft shaft blowjobs and handjobs count as a trip? How about knobbing the shower head? Never mind about trips with Huggie. |
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| Author: | Dallasman [ Mon Nov 10, 2003 11:05 am ] |
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Great thread Master Easy, I know that your excitement is growing as time is near. Beware fellow mongers, if you are there when Easy is there, carry your passport with you at all times, and expect a power outage in San Jose. My last trip was my 21st, a rookie compared to dongordo. I can say that this place is as exciting as my first trip. See you in February. Pura vida, Dman p.s.: I hear huggie is undergoing extensive oral reconstruction |
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| Author: | Gringotim [ Mon Nov 10, 2003 7:38 pm ] |
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dongordo...They should erect a statue of you in the BM/DR! Seriously, is there a photo of you on the wall of the BM, on the side of the bar? I know there are many photos there, mostly of fishing and employees, but it would seem only fitting that they have your photo there as well. Perhaps one with Jay, the former bartender? |
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| Author: | Easy [ Mon Nov 10, 2003 8:58 pm ] |
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educacion es muy bien para todo |
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| Author: | SafaDino [ Mon Nov 10, 2003 9:54 pm ] |
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GT.....yes, our famous Dr. DG's picture is indeed on the wall of the Blue Marlin. Just ask any of the bartenders and waitresses to point it out to you. |
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| Author: | SafaDino [ Tue Nov 11, 2003 4:38 am ] |
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DR. EASY....I HAVE FOUND YOUR OLD DELREY UNIVERSITY HANDBOOK. IT MAY NEED REVISION: Quote: I propose, by the power vested in me (?) that the following degrees be confered upon successful completion of all requirements as stated therein (?), in the field of Costa Rica Mongering (CRM...CREAM, for short) the following... Associates....4 visits to CR/Del Rey Bachelors.....8 visits to CR/Del Rey Masters......12 visits to CR/Del Rey Doctorate....16 visits to CR/Del Rey Additional requirements for Masters and Doctorate to include at least 4 visits to the Pacific coast. Permanent residents of CR (i.e. Jeff, 'gringo in CR', et al) will be awarded honorary Doctorate degrees. Any ideas for courses? How about... The Art of Negotiation (How much is too much)? Viagra...the wonder drug! Semi-pros...where, when, how? Condom or BB? Long-term relationships...prospects and pitfalls. Spanish 101. Driving in CR (residents of Boston and New York will be given credit for this course). Hotels and Restaurants in CR. Gambling in CR. Outside San Jose. How many PHD's do we have out there? (Show some respect for these people!) As for me, I have my Master's, and hope to obtain my Doctorate by the end of the year. Maybe I have too much time on my hands...but I have an excuse...my brain is soaked with Gran Blason (Ron Centenario imported to the US), and I can't stop dreaming of my next visit to CR...ARHHHHHHHHHHHH! CORRECTION: ACTUALLY THIS PART WAS WRITTEN BY GRINGOTIM. _______________________________________ Dr.Dino....deanofBBBJresearchdepartment 
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| Author: | SafaDino [ Tue Nov 11, 2003 4:47 am ] |
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THIS PART OF THE HANDBOOK DEFINITELY NEEDS REVISION: THIS PART WAS WRITTEN BY DR. EASY. Quote: How to earn a degree from Del Rey University: -1 Credit Hour for each BM girl transaction; -1 Credit Hour for each IDEM, EROS, or other monger experience in CR; -3 Credit Hours for taking the Don Gordo Walking Tour; -6 Credit Hours for Leading the Don Gordo Walking Tour; -2 Credit Hours for every mongering experience with two BM (or alternative) girls at the same time; -1 Credit Hour for every Park Hotel Friday or Saturday night show you have seen; -2 Credit Hours for every Park Hotel show in which you have been First Place Winner; -3 Credit Hours for every Park Hotel show in which you laid on the bar and participated in both eating pu*sy and screwing; -2 Credit Hours for every GFE experience in CR to the beach (or Tabacon); -1 Credit Hour for hanging out with Rico at Bogarts during the short time this place was operating; -3 Credit Hours for every threesome with BM women; -Bonus Credit Hour (makeup) for buying Easy a drink at the BM / KL; -Free Bachelors Degree for paying for a BM girl for Easy (Easy's choice) -Free Master's Degree for two women paid for Easy (definitely Easy's choice) -Free Doctorate for you and all of your buddys for three women paid for Easy. _____________________________________ Dr.Dino....deanof"mas leche"researchdepartment [/quote] |
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| Author: | Sailfish [ Sat Nov 15, 2003 11:23 pm ] |
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Well Dg., It was good to meet you on my last trip. I am new to the board but not new to Costa Rica my home land!! I have only been there 16 times over 5 yrs. 10 this year alone so watch out I might catch up to you by this spring. If I stay for 3 months is this equal to 12 trips? Because thats how long my next vist will be. That is unless I finaly meet Mr. Easy and the immigration police put me in the cell next to him. No really, I hope to meet Easy on my next trip because everyone says you are a great guy. And we should all do a walking tour some Saturday. So Dino, I'm not sure do I have a degree and should I put it on my Resume? Will My tenants pay me more if I have a degree????? |
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| Author: | Shamas [ Sun Nov 16, 2003 10:24 pm ] |
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DRU is the greatest institution of higher learing with many distinguished alumni and aspiring students. The Homecoming dances are the social event by which all others are measured and none have surpassed. Dino's horizontal bop has sweep the country as the best dance craze of all times. Go DRU Go. I've been an active member of the International School of Mongering for 44 years. My degree is in Compensated Companionships and I have studied/taught at the following Campuses - American, Mexican, Canadian, Eskimo, Far East, Southeast Asian, European, Near East, North African and DRU. Also have credits for being married to the whore of the world. During my next visit to DRU I'll be giving a lecture on the moon, stars and major planets of our solar system with emphasis on Youranus A dick is a terrible thing to waste Dr. Shamas |
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