San Jose is the city that brought us all here
What better place to pick up girls and drink a couple beers.
It is a place where the drinks never stop flowing...
And the H**ker population just keeps on growing.
Seven days a week the talent is on display,
It's like an adult Disneyland, where grownups go to play.
It's true, in San Jose, we are all rock stars,
Don't need no shiny watches, or souped-up sports cars.
We go, we see, we conquer, then we leave,
I told all of my friends, but they just don't wanna believe.
These girls are addictive, you cannot eat just one,
You gotta have at least 2 before each day is done.
Costaricaticas.com is our site,
I spend time on here, practically every night.
We all gather here for the same reason right?
We got something in common so there is no need to fight.
Hey Ruff, I know u got insulted by Superman,
But just squash the beef, and be the bigger man.
Nucknfuts.....how are you free to move about?
Does that mental institution, know that you broke out?
RBC, your MP list was money my first time,
Now we just gotta find a way to make your list rhyme.
Papichullo, don't forget my threesome at Zona Blue,
I never had one before, but I've always wanted to.
Dapanz, you don't wanna battle, I'm like Eminem on juice,
If only Dr. Dre discovered me, and let my lyrics loose.
Admins, thanks for all the hard work you do on the site,
Everyone may not agree, but do what you feel is right.
GetRhythm, I'm still waitin on that beat you were cookin up
If you find one that works, we'll definately be hookin up.
Alan Char can't get over, dining at Rachel's Y.....
He keeps on beggin me, to give this girl a try.
But I think I'll pass, C'mon dog u ate her *ss,
For that act alone, your balls must be made of brass.
Keep this site going, it's growing really strong,
Now I gotta come up with a CRT fight song.
It's gotta flow together, and cannot be too long,
With me behind the wheel, you know we can't go wrong.
Meet me at the Marlin June 11th for Happy Hour,
Give the girls a warning, that I'm coming to devour.
Cuz I'm hungry, and it's time for Money to eat,
GetRhythm here's another song, now go work on the beat....
call me money
_________________ When I'm sitting at the Cigar Bar having a beer at Zona Blue, I think to myself, "What would Tony Soprano do?"
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