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i wrote a lil' rap about my travels if anyone is interested here it goes:
SAN JOSE
How can you explain this place called San Jose?
Chicas at your service 24 hours a day.
Just finished my first trip, man I'm still in shock
Goin back again in June, already lookin at my clock.
Zona Blue was by far my favorite during the day
But when happy hour arrives its time to hit up the Del Rey.
I thought I was prepared from reading the message board
But when i walked into the Marlin, I had to scream, "Oh, Lord!"
The girls swarmed around me, the second I got in the door
Thought i was gonna have a heart attack and fall down on the floor.
Oasis must be the best bargain in this town
Cindy was so hot I even thought about going down.
20 bucks in the states barely gets you a 12-pack
But at Oasis it got me a massage and a bareback
All this action makes us shower five times a day
No wonder theres never any phuckin hot water in San Jose.
A first date in the states would cost about a hundred bucks
For the same in San Jose you can have three or four phucks.
Only home a week now, and itchin to return
My only problem is that when i piss i feel it burn!
That shit aint funny make sure you wear a latex,
You don't wanna phuck around with unprotected s*x.
One thing I didn't like was walkin alone at night,
I almost got robbed by a phuckin transvestite.
He reached for my pocket, that's when things got sloppy,
I kicked him in the balls and yelled, "Phuck you Papi!"
After that I took a cab whenever i was out at night
In case he returned with 5 friends to start a fight.
One trip to Costa Rica and you'll never be the same
I felt like I was in a bar where everyone knew my name.
Fishing in the Del Rey is twenty- four/seven
You would think you had died and now were in heaven.
Nicas, Ticas, or whatever it is you want,
These chicks are like deer, just waitin for the hunt.
A few vital lessons learned, that I will never forget
Maybe they can help you when gettin your feet wet.
If you like to dine at the Y, be careful in your ways
The food tastes good, but these are twenty-four hour buffets.
Number two, try not to pay before you play,
Instead give 'em the money before you send 'em on their way.
And third, and this is a mistake that I made
Always wear a condom when you are gettin laid.
STD's are no joke, please try to be smart,
It may not feel as good, but you gotta do your part.
First thing when i get back is over to Zona Blue,
To scoop up Janice for session number two.
A hot, lil' Nica, her tits are big and REAL,
And she always follows through on her end of the deal.
A session with her was unmatched during the day
I'd kill to have a round with her now, in the USA.
If I recommended a girl for you to give a shot,
It'd be Panamanian Daisy, this girl is phuckin hot.
She screams and moans so loud, I think she is a porn star,
One of the best decisions I made at the Blue Marlin Bar.
I love San Jose, can't wait to go back in June,
Be workin all the time, so hopefully it comes soon.
Just call me MONEY, if we cross paths in San Jose,
Time to go make some, so I can come back and play.
MONEY
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When I'm sitting at the Cigar Bar having a beer at Zona Blue, I think to myself, "What would Tony Soprano do?"
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