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here the second track album hits stores late summer:
Sittin in my room, reminiscing of Costa Rica
Man I wish I woulda brought home, one of my favorite ticas.
The states aint the same, life is such a bore
Please don't refer to any of my ticas as a whore.
These girls provide a service, for all of us to indulge in
They could even make an 80 year old's pants start bulgin'
And Papichullo thanks for warnin me about the "clap"
Next time I'll make sure I remember to wear a wrap.
Next trip is in June, but seems so far away
But I gotta make the paper, if I wanna go back and play.
I wish I could go back sooner, leave tomorrow night
But I don't think my 6 bucks is enough to book a flight.
The countdown has begun, 93 days left to go
Til I return to the paradise, where not a single girl says, "no"
Now I probably won't get married, at all in my life,
When 30 days a year I can have a different tica be my wife.
Philly and San JOse is like a tale of two cities
Philly girls are flat-chested , and the chicas got fake t*tties.
Ticas are experienced, they know how to treat a man,
Philly girls like to bitch and moan as much as they can.
I don't think that I could ever live in San Jose
It can't be too healthy to have pleasure everyday.
4 weeks a year is how I think I will begin,
In a poor man's Las Vegas, where it's half the price to sin.
Could never bring a girl there, like bringin sand to the beach
She'd see the Del Rey ticas and be on me like a leetch.
But always remember never to act the fool,
Cuz p*ssy is powerful, it can make a grown man drool.
Be careful on the streets, people may try to pick your pocket
Be sure to put all valuables in your room safe and lock it.
My favorite girl on trip number one her name was Mily,
Walked up to her at the Del Rey, and said "hey girl, whats the dily?"
Got toda la noche for 140 bucks,
During which time I squeezed in 6 or 7 phucks.
Your mileage may vary, so shop around before you pick
Or you might be left in your room alone, with a disappointed d*ck.
I'm still new to the game, only one trip under my belt
You gotta get to San Jose to feel the way I felt.
These words are my emotions, this forum is my stage
Being back home I feel like I'm locked inside a cage.
I almost forgot to mention my wingman on trip number one
We met through this forum and man did we have fun
Alan Char did all his dining at a place called the Y,
He didn't tell ya'll about Rachel, I guess he's a little shy.
He could teach you all a very important lesson,
If u wanna go to Zona Blue, and toss Rachel's salad the entire session
I had to translate for him, I shoulda taken a class,
How do you say en espanol, I want to eat your *ss?
The cat's out of the bag, I'm in love with Costa Rica,
I gotta get back there soon, I'm goin through withdrawal from the chicas,
And if I ever get married, she would have to be a tica.
So hush little ticas dont you cry, everythings gonna be alright,
In 3 months I'll be back... money's on the attack,
so you got plenty of time... to enhance your rack.
MONEY
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When I'm sitting at the Cigar Bar having a beer at Zona Blue, I think to myself, "What would Tony Soprano do?"
Last edited by Money on Tue Mar 22, 2005 1:42 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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