Being a rap fan myself, I loved it. Awesome post. That took some real thought. Hey maybe PDiddy could use you to write for him when he's in a pinch. You wrote a number one seller in less than a week.
dapanz1
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| Author: | Money [ Mon Mar 21, 2005 1:35 am ] |
| Post subject: | my costa rica rap song freestyle |
i wrote a lil' rap about my travels if anyone is interested here it goes: SAN JOSE How can you explain this place called San Jose? Chicas at your service 24 hours a day. Just finished my first trip, man I'm still in shock Goin back again in June, already lookin at my clock. Zona Blue was by far my favorite during the day But when happy hour arrives its time to hit up the Del Rey. I thought I was prepared from reading the message board But when i walked into the Marlin, I had to scream, "Oh, Lord!" The girls swarmed around me, the second I got in the door Thought i was gonna have a heart attack and fall down on the floor. Oasis must be the best bargain in this town Cindy was so hot I even thought about going down. 20 bucks in the states barely gets you a 12-pack But at Oasis it got me a massage and a bareback All this action makes us shower five times a day No wonder theres never any phuckin hot water in San Jose. A first date in the states would cost about a hundred bucks For the same in San Jose you can have three or four phucks. Only home a week now, and itchin to return My only problem is that when i piss i feel it burn! That shit aint funny make sure you wear a latex, You don't wanna phuck around with unprotected s*x. One thing I didn't like was walkin alone at night, I almost got robbed by a phuckin transvestite. He reached for my pocket, that's when things got sloppy, I kicked him in the balls and yelled, "Phuck you Papi!" After that I took a cab whenever i was out at night In case he returned with 5 friends to start a fight. One trip to Costa Rica and you'll never be the same I felt like I was in a bar where everyone knew my name. Fishing in the Del Rey is twenty- four/seven You would think you had died and now were in heaven. Nicas, Ticas, or whatever it is you want, These chicks are like deer, just waitin for the hunt. A few vital lessons learned, that I will never forget Maybe they can help you when gettin your feet wet. If you like to dine at the Y, be careful in your ways The food tastes good, but these are twenty-four hour buffets. Number two, try not to pay before you play, Instead give 'em the money before you send 'em on their way. And third, and this is a mistake that I made Always wear a condom when you are gettin laid. STD's are no joke, please try to be smart, It may not feel as good, but you gotta do your part. First thing when i get back is over to Zona Blue, To scoop up Janice for session number two. A hot, lil' Nica, her tits are big and REAL, And she always follows through on her end of the deal. A session with her was unmatched during the day I'd kill to have a round with her now, in the USA. If I recommended a girl for you to give a shot, It'd be Panamanian Daisy, this girl is phuckin hot. She screams and moans so loud, I think she is a porn star, One of the best decisions I made at the Blue Marlin Bar. I love San Jose, can't wait to go back in June, Be workin all the time, so hopefully it comes soon. Just call me MONEY, if we cross paths in San Jose, Time to go make some, so I can come back and play. MONEY |
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| Author: | El Silencioso [ Mon Mar 21, 2005 3:18 am ] |
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well done Money, enjoyed the read....... took a lot of thought CG |
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| Author: | LVSteve [ Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:51 am ] |
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OUTSTANDING! You've captured the essance of the San Jose Mongering scene! Reccommend this for Post of the Month! LVsteve |
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| Author: | Papichullo [ Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:55 am ] |
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I second the motion...also motion for newbie of the year. |
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| Author: | Dapanz1 [ Mon Mar 21, 2005 10:23 am ] |
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Being a rap fan myself, I loved it. Awesome post. That took some real thought. Hey maybe PDiddy could use you to write for him when he's in a pinch. You wrote a number one seller in less than a week.
dapanz1 |
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| Author: | Nucknfuts [ Mon Mar 21, 2005 10:48 am ] |
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Right-on Man, You have real talent. One trip and this much knowledge. You are one fast learner !! It was great hangin with ya. Ya Nucknfuts |
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| Author: | GetRhythm [ Mon Mar 21, 2005 1:11 pm ] |
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Great job Money! A much smoother read than your trip report actually. Can you rap too? Maybe I'll cook up a beat for this and send it to you, you can lay down your rap, and we'll have a new CRT theme song... Best, GR |
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| Author: | Ruffnutz [ Mon Mar 21, 2005 1:18 pm ] |
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Money, GREAT post! I liked it so much, I read it three times in a row. I guess you couldn't arrange for a Memorial Day trip? That sucks. Oh well, have fun in June. Ruffnutz |
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| Author: | Papichullo [ Mon Mar 21, 2005 2:23 pm ] |
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Ouch...Loved the rap...but what rhymes with Rap? CLAP! Hope you got to the Doc! |
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| Author: | Money [ Mon Mar 21, 2005 3:08 pm ] |
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get rhythm, u send me a beat and i'll make the demo.........i'll even break out with a chorus... |
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| Author: | Myrivers [ Mon Mar 21, 2005 3:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Rap |
Hey Money, great rap. Looking for the same inspiration on my 1st trip to the SJ. |
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| Author: | Firedude [ Mon Mar 21, 2005 4:37 pm ] |
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Money, awesome rap.......I also agree that it should be nominated for post of the month. |
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| Author: | Money [ Mon Mar 21, 2005 5:30 pm ] |
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hey guys i appreciate the nomination, unfortunately i shoulda waited i guess cuz there doin most embarrassin moment this month or something...however i could see no better way to say goodbye to freedom and hello to boot camp than a free session at zona blue next trip.....next trip june 22-27....boot camp july 13.....but thanks |
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| Author: | Florida [ Mon Mar 21, 2005 5:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | MONEY FOR NOTHING AHD YOUR CHICKS FOR FREE |
the MASTER RAP ARTIST MONEY, you do very well grasshopper  a definite post of the month nomination  what no bbbj get away  going to boot camp, a booty call awaits you. pura vida
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| Author: | Herbf [ Mon Mar 21, 2005 5:53 pm ] |
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Time to vote soon,,,,,,,,,,,post of the month |
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