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PostPosted: Wed May 12, 2021 10:57 pm 
Ticas ask me for advice!
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I finally figured out how we can use Covid to our advantage. We are going to need you locals help if we are to succeed with my plan.

See all we need to do is convince the ladies that the swallowing of semen from vaccinated American male tourists, in turn will pass those antibodies into their bloodstream, and after enough loads swallowed, will make them immune as well.

If you local guys could get some fake news articles to this effect posted in the local news that would be awesome.

Hell, the girls will be lined up outside the airport waiting to give free rides into San Jose. Can you imagine all the hottest ticas waiting for you to walk out of the airport, hoping to be the first to blow you, so they can catch that first big load you've been saving up? All you need to do is show your vac card.

Better eat lots of oysters and take your testosterone and HGH before you go. You're going to need it.

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PostPosted: Thu May 13, 2021 6:54 pm 
PHD From Del Rey University!
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Location: Sex Felony State (most other places p4p is just another day!)
If they don't I bet a few Trannies would accept. :shock:


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PostPosted: Thu May 13, 2021 7:11 pm 
I can do CR without a wingman!
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BhueyXXXVII wrote:
See all we need to do is convince the ladies that the swallowing of semen from vaccinated American male tourists, in turn will pass those antibodies into their bloodstream, and after enough loads swallowed, will make them immune as well.


Funny thing is - it could in theory turn out to be true. Just that no one has researched it.

After all, there is evidence that mothers can pass along antibodies via breast milk:

https://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/ ... -newborns/

Any chica volunteers? :D


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PostPosted: Fri May 14, 2021 9:02 pm 
PHD From Del Rey University!
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RicoGuapo wrote:
After all, there is evidence that mothers can pass along antibodies via breast milk:

This is true. My wife still breastfeeds our little guy and the doctor told us that he'll get immunity from her.


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