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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 5:37 pm 
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Can anyone tell me if there are any Asian massage parlors in San Jose or Jaco? And if so can you give me the names and addresses. Thanks


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littledonniedart wrote:
Can anyone tell me if there are any Asian massage parlors in San Jose or Jaco? And if so can you give me the names and addresses. Thanks
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 8:15 pm 
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not true actually
i can't tell you where one is but i saw at least two
there is a chinese area in SJ that almost certainly has one still
the other one was out toward the airport iirc
not sure about HE or FS
thats 3 years ago so i'm sure theres more since they tend to proliferate quickly
at least in most cities i've seen them, which is almost everywhere
i'd start w that chinese area as its an interesting thing to check anyway
good luck
actually i just punched in asian and chinese massage in CR and a bunch of stuff came up
https://massagesanjosecostarica.com/
i think most will be therapy only if that's what you're looking for

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 06, 2020 1:36 am 
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Why come to CR if you want Asian? Just go to Los Angeles...Dallas...Vegas....they're on every street corner.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 06, 2020 1:52 am 
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Why come to CR if you want Asian? Just go to Los Angeles...Dallas...Vegas....they're on every street corner.



or better yet; bangkok, pattaya etc. etc. etc.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2023 6:23 pm 
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LAdiablo wrote:
not true actually
i can't tell you where one is but i saw at least two
there is a chinese area in SJ that almost certainly has one still
the other one was out toward the airport iirc
not sure about HE or FS
thats 3 years ago so i'm sure theres more since they tend to proliferate quickly
at least in most cities i've seen them, which is almost everywhere
i'd start w that chinese area as its an interesting thing to check anyway
good luck
actually i just punched in asian and chinese massage in CR and a bunch of stuff came up
https://massagesanjosecostarica.com/
i think most will be therapy only if that's what you're looking for


I think not. I know of one that used to be in the Chinese area, but only Chinese were allowed in, and it is gone now. They don't proliferate in San Jose because there are very few Chinese, and virtually no immigration of Chinese. The ones that are there are either the very old very small population that has been in CR for a century or so, or the few newer Chinese government people involved with economic and aid projects.


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2023 10:59 pm 
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The Chinese are very involved in financing Latin American infrastructure, they bought the new stadium in Cr. Very savvy, but the Chino girls generally have little bitty titties, for some reason the Viet girls have ample boobs, but I digress.

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BondTrader wrote:
Why come to CR if you want Asian? Just go to Los Angeles...Dallas...Vegas....they're on every street corner.


This is very true. The usual tell-tale signs of an asian massage parlor are:

1. Generic stock photos of massages
2. Weird location like the lower level of a multi-business building
3. Cameras and doors can only be opened once they buzz you in
4. Can't see inside at all from outside, covered in posters or blacked out plastic
5. Doorbell

Once I started going to them, I realized they were phucking everywhere.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2023 11:10 pm 
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That always gets me. Traveling to Costa Rica to look for Asians. WTF.


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PostPosted: Sun May 21, 2023 3:14 pm 
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I will be in Pattaya in four weeks. There are asian massage parlours everywhere, asian bar girls everywhere and asian strip clubs everywhere. You want asians? Go to Asia.

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