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Every Spanish Speaking member please add as many phrases as you think helpful and I will update/edit this list so we can offer up a juicy "cheet sheet" to all!

Also see Bashfuls Thread: viewtopic.php?f=11&t=47722

Spanish Pick Up Lines

My wallet is full for you, my love.
Mi billetera está llena para ti, mi amor.

Would you like to be my girlfriend?
Te gustaría ser mi Novia?

All night?
Toda la noche?

All of my life?
Today mi Vida?

You drive me insane!
Me vuelves loco!

Tu con tanta curva y mi sin frenos
"you with those curves and me without breaks" ( translates to you would have no control cuz she's so hot and sexy)


You are very beautiful
Tu eres muy Hermosa

I like your smile
Me gusta tu sonrisa

You have a beautiful smile or literally your smile is beautiful
Tu sonrisa es hermosa

You have the prettiest eyes in the world
Tienes los ojos más bonitos del mundo

You are very sexy
Tu Rees muy sexy

Together we would make pretty Ch*ldren.
Juntos hacemos ninos muy bonitos.

Marry me. ( great to say during orgasm)
Casate conmigo.

Other important Spanish phrases and asking for a date


Are you alone?
Estas sola?

Do you have a boyfriend?
Tienes novio?

Let’s go to my hotel now
Vamos a mi hotel ahora

Do you want to dance?
Quieres bailar?

Do you want to go with me?
Quieres ir conmigo?

Would you like to go out with me?
Te gustaría salir conmigo

Would you like to have dinner with me?”
Te gustaría cenar conmigo

Would you like to drink with me tonight?
Te gustaría beber conmigo esta noche

Would you like to have dinner with me?
Te gustaría Cenar

Are you hungry?
Tienes hambre?

Are you thirsty?
Tienes sed?

Are you thirsty for my C*m?
Tienes sed para mi leche?

Do you want my C*m in your mouth, baby?
Quires mi leche en su boca, bebe?

Ready?
Listo?

Do you spit, swallow, or gargle?
Hacer que escupas o tragar o para hacer gárgaras ?

Spanish romance and relationships phrases
Would you like to be my girlfriend?

I love phucking you.
Me Encanta Cojerte!

Like my C*ck?
TE gusta mI verga?

You have a yummy As.
Que ricas nalgas.

go!

You're my bad girl
Eres mi chica/niña malo.

Stop for a second
para por un segundo.
Keep going
sigue/ continua

If you don't keep going I'l punish you
Si no sigues/continúas te voy a castigar.

I don't want you to finish yet
Todavía no quiero que Termines.

I can tell you love this:
Se que te gusta/encanta ("encanta" is like stronger than "gusta")

Tell me you love this:
Dime que te gusta/encanta.
Grab me: cogeme.
Touch me: tocame

I want to swallow it:
quiero tragarlo.

No one will ever give me sex like you do:
nadie me dara sexo como tú/vos

Quieres ser mi novia?
You are very sweet
Tu eres muy dulce

You enchant me or you charm me
Tu me encantas

You drive me crazy
Me vuelves loco

I love you
Te amo

I want to kiss you
Quiero besarte

I am crazy about you
Estoy loco por ti

I care for you
Te quiero

You make me happy
Me haces feliz

I miss you
Te extraño

I love you with all my soul
Te amo con toda mi alma

I’m hopelessly in love with you” or “I’m desperately in love with you
Estoy desesperadamente enamorado de ti

Spanish sex phrases and Spanish sex words

Toss my salad/lick my anus area.
Me da besos negros por favor

My precious!
Mi preciosa!

What Beauty!
Que Lindo!

(When she is giving head or doing something wonderful say)
Que Rico! (It kind of translates loosely as "delicious")

I desire you
Te deseo

I need you
Te necesito

Give me a kiss
Dame un beso

all over your body
todo tu cuerpo

I want to kiss you all over your body
Quiero besar todo tu cuerpo

Kiss me
bésame

Touch me
ToCame

Feel me
Sienteme

I want to make love to you
Quiero hacerte el amor

That feels good
Se siente rico

I need to feel you
Necesito sentirte

Would you like a massage?
Te guestaria un masaje

Let’s go to the bedroom right now
Vamos a la habitacion ahora mismo

Touch me
Tocame

Can you get naked
puedes desnudarte

Look at me
Mirame

Do you have a condom
Tienes un condon?

I want a back blow job (without condom)
Queiro besos sin condon (I usually am pointing at my pecker)

Suck my...
chuparme...

Faster!
Mas Rapido!

Slowly!
Despacio.

"te quiero cubrir con mi leche desde la cabeza hasta los pies" = I want to cover you in my C*m from head to toe. "tienes la cuca mas jugoza" = You have the juiciest pu*sy. "tus jugos saben divino" = Your juices are delicious.

I like sex.
Me gusta sexo.

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For all you Newbies out there plus you guys that have been once or twice but still get shy when it's time to talk to the hot 22 year old skinny Chica you desire.....

Here is what I do:

I pour on the Bullshit as thick as I can....I use every corny phrase I can, to tell her how pretty she is and how old I am, and how she is special, and I am fat...

Seriously, this breaks the ice and its fun too. When I say I pour it on, I really do. I tell them I have found my future ex-wife! I even ask them what color convertible they want in America. I say, if after two years you still want to stay with me...you can as long as we are having fun together.

Do the Chicas know I'm full of shit...dahhhhh. Yes, of course. But it's fun!!!! For both of us. I'm happy and she's laughing, it's all good! I would recommend TLN because you would surprised at how much Spanish you can learn in 8 hours Naked and in bed with a Tica!

That's why the above list is a good start. If your old and fat like me....The Chicas don't care. But they do prefer to be with someone fun who makes them feel good and laugh a bit.

So please please please use the list and chat the girls up and flatter them. Add some phrases to your cheet sheet about dining, directions, and shopping.

It's been said before and I'll say it again, the more Spanish you know the better your over all trip will be in any Latin American Country.

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Don't forget "Me da besos negros por favor" translation Toss my salad please.

Another one..

Hacer que escupas o tragar o para hacer gárgaras ?

Your "Spanish Pick Up Lines" translations do not make any distinction between pretty and beautiful. I think you should change bonita to hermosa when you want to say beautiful.

Both words will be understood by whomever you are speaking with, but I hear "hermosa" being used most of the time from the locals.

Done done and done. I like the spit swallow or gargle!!

Keep those phrases coming boys...

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Don't forget the ever famous Que Rico Papi that the girls say. I usually hear that when they stick their hand up the leg opening in my shorts at the bar. One of the great reasons to wear loose fitting shorts and not wear underwear.

Anyway Rico is similar to Awesome, but the literal translation is Rich or Delicious

This line has worked for me 100% of the time

Mi billatera está llena para ti, mi amor

Why would you say any of that to a prostitute? I know some guys like to think they are great lovers and the girls really like them. That's great but it's just for a short time. It's fun but it's not real.

The guys I see really get into trouble with this stuff or get in to deep start saying the stuff you wrote. It's a slippery slope that almost never ends well.

Don't pay and go to a nightclub and see how you do.

All you need is how much and what do I get for that.

How would one say...

"I could not have prayed to God to bring me a lady as beautiful as you, because until I looked into your eyes I would not have known what to ask for".

Health & happiness to all....

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It's not the size of the wand that put the rabbit in the hat, it's the magic in it!!!

suggest you expand the "te amo" versus "te quiero" phrases. "te quiero" is not "I care for you", but "I want you".

I'm not really up on how to properly express 'caring'. "Cuidar" is a tricky verb, from my experience. "te cuido" seems to express "taking care" of you, and I have heard at least one threatening use of "se cuido" or something similar ... (sort of how old ganster movies would say "I'll take care of him")...

"Me haces falta" should be added as well. It translates weird, but is very popular.

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bypassin' kinky, and usin' the whole chicken!!!

My all time favorite I learned from You Tube...

Te pondria una naranja en la boca y te chuparia las tetas hasta sacar fanta.


" I want to put an orange in your mouth and suck on your tits until I get Fanta!

Horhay

You right brother, I would never got to a nightclub and use these lines (on regular girls).

But please try to get in the spirit of the discussion. I am old and fat and don’t come to CR to “try and pick up free Pusey”

I come for the P4P my brother!

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"Puedo comer su vagina con me lengue fuerte?" - Ahem, "Can I eat your poos with my strong tongue?" LOL

o (or)

"(Yo) voy a comer su vagina como la esta una bistec/carne de res" - "I am going to eat your poos like it is roast beef" LOL.

Sorry I was prompted. May not have the Spanish totally correct so more fluent speakers please ayudame.

Ty,
Dave