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7 Things to Tell Her When you Won't Send Money.

This obviously, is a followup to my previous post, "7 Reasons Not to Send Her Money."

Okay, you've finally made your mind up. No more Western Union/Teledollar/Moneygram cash donations. Maybe you like her service and company, and you want to see her in the future, but you won't send her any more money (or won't send money in the first place, if you've been smart). But you need something plausible...

1. My Government limits the amount of money that Americans/Canadians can send to Costa Rica. This BTW is true; if you've sent $10,000.00 during a single calendar year, you will show up on the government radar.

2. Western Union and/or Moneygram have blocked me from sending any more money to CR. This actually happens. I am currently blocked by both companies and can't send one centavo to anyone living in Costa Rica.

3. Oh...well...funny, I was just going to ask you if you could help me out with a little cash. I mean, I know you earn a lot with that beautiful body/face/vagina, times are a bit tough here...I was hoping you could send me $300.00."

4. Not an actual excuse, more of a pre-emptive strike. "Oh I'm glad that you called/wrote to me. You wouldn't believe the terrible month this has been. I lost my job, the lawyers say I don't get any compensation, because my boss caught me phucking that corpse, and well...sorry...no money this month. But maybe when I get out of prison...."

4. The truth: This is very one-sided, Maria Conchitica. I am sending a lot of money, and you're doing very little for me in return. Maybe we can discuss further financial help when I come to C.R."

5. Possibly the truth, but this one's a bluff. "No, I think your novio can help you with these little emergencies. He needs to earn your pu*sy, too. Tell that vago to buy you a new phone."


6. Ignore the e-mail/call completely. Any FB requests for money should prompt you to immediately unfriend/block that woman. If she doesn't know you, and if the messages become harrassing or insulting, report the lady to FB and get her account suspended/cancelled.

7. If you are going to send anything at all, send 60% of what she requested at most. "Sorry baby...I'm not as rich as you think. It was all I could manage...hope you'll be okay. Generally, if her emergency is real, she'll accept whatever you can give her. OTOH, if she's gaming you, she will more readily complain about the amount. But remember, your dollar might be used in the following way (sorry, no pie chart).

10% Actual emergency
20% recurring monthly payments
30% Money to aid family members
40% Paying her tico boyfriend's car or motorcycle loan. Ask her directly if the money is benefitting anyone other than her/her ch*ld*en. Listen to the tone of her reply. Often, interrogating her about how she is going to use the money will be enough to discourage her from finishing the attempt to con you.


No, I'm not mean spirited. Yes, I recognize that many of our lady friends are unable to even think about a budget, let alone follow one. The needs are often very real and urgent. As I pointed out in the previous article, there is nothing you will be able to do in the longterm to support her, there is a chance that you are being conned, and you really owe her nothing.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

Lol. You see, what had happened was...

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

Honey, I don't give money until and after services rendered, but I want to help.

First of all, lose 10 lbs., then go to : HDR, SL, HLH, Monica's or Relax. If you go to one of the aforementioned non MP's, accept $50 per session, when all the competition is demanding cien, you'll keep getting bizness...

Only 4 poundings per day nets you a minimum of $200, 5 days a week, you'll be earning about $50,000 a year, almost as much as your corrupt do nothing civil servants!

This is what we in the USA refer to as being competitive and it will work, plus many guys will give a nice propina and have you return over and over, you'll be making some nice cake...

I said I wanted to help and I am sending you a sexy tight low cut t-shirt that states in English "I blow n fkkk and swallow for a full hour for $50!!!"

You can thank me when I get there next month, and by the way, the $50 agreement applies to me as well!!!

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Don't try to understand 'em, just rope 'em down and brand 'em...

I am officially asking your permission NetGems, to copy this, translate it into Spanish and to use it as a form letter reply to RFM's. Thank you for allowing me to use your intellectual property....

Excellent!

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

I tried to send money to my wifes family in a eastern european country and it was a pain in the ass.
Western Union wouldn’t do it because of to many scams.
Eventually got a bank wire transfer but that was a bitch too.

Tried to send money to a bank in Panama to rent an apartment. That was a big fiasco too.

So many scammers out there. So the excuse that the bank or wire agencies won’t let you do it is legit.

Mine has a guy with an American bank that you can send it to him and she will get it

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But mama, that's where the fun is

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