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PostPosted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 9:18 am 
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It occured to me recently that mongering and competitive figure skating have a lot in common. No,I am not referring to the grace and beauty that some of you may "think" you exibit while making love to your novias. I am talking about sex as a competitive sport. In a figure sking competition,the skater competes in two phases.There are the compulsaries and then the freeskate. In mongering the compusary moves are different depending on the mongerer doing the judging.In my case,kissing, BBBJ and CFS are a part of them. For others a CBJ may be sufficient. Other activities that a chica performs could be classified under the freeskate. These might include GFE BBBJTC,CIM and other such activities. We could grade a chica in her performance in both areas. One chica may get a 9 in the compulsaries and a 5 in the free skate. Oh well just a thought.


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 10:07 am 
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So VB Tell us what you really mean..Is this a subtle hint that you want to be the resident "official judge" So far your recommendations of "skaters" has been right on target. :twisted: :twisted:

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 11:03 am 
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I think VB has been spending some quality time with Dorothy Hamill. :)

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 11:16 am 
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No being a licsenced internation judge makes me inelligable to grade the chicas on there performances


but I give you an A+ for a very funny post


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 8:46 pm 
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VB;
You must have had a hell of a birthday party after we left you the other night - wish I could have been a fly on the wall.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 9:38 pm 
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VB

Your analogy, though entertaining, is unsound for one simple reason: figureskating isn't a sport for real men. How can you with a straight face compare mongering to a sport that is almost exclusively dominated by woman and a few, balding men in open shirts and tights?. A more apt comparison might be with the sport of darts. One obvious similarity is that in darts, as in mongering, drinking alcohol and making sure your dart is both straight and sharp enough to stick makes for better and easier scores. Both sports are normally played in dark drinking establishments. In both sports special recognition is given to players who score bullseyes, etc. :lol: .


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