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Author:  VegasBob [ Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:03 am ]
Post subject:  Selling to your advantage
Prior to retiring here to Costa Rica I spent my entire working life selling Life Ins. I have found that the sales techniques I learned have helped my in my negotiating skills now with the chicas I spend time with. However the other night really was funny. I made plans to meet up with a flaca blond chica who came into the DR a couple of days earlier with her boss. (secretary) When her boss when to the banjo,I snuck over and talked to her and got her number. I called and she agreed to meet me at the DR. (I guess she wasn't totally naive). After a few drinks we left for my house. We had some wine after I turned on the jaccuzzi. When I suggested we get into the jaccuzzi,she was slightly reluctant,but suggested I go first.It took me about 5 seconds to get my clothes off and get in. She slowly undressed with a large towel covering her lovelyness. After a couple of minutes,this seemingly naive waif joined me. We got closer to eachother and began the cuddling and kissing. At this point she said the unexpected "D" word. DINERO I said of course,how much and this naive little secretary knew enough to say "Cien" I said NO Cien. What was she to do now. After all,there she was fondling me in the jaccuzzi and drinking a little wine. We settled on 30,000 colones for a few hours of fun. Talk about me selling to my advantage.
Author:  Tman [ Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:14 am ]
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You're the master VB :twisted: . Was her boss Johanna of G&G *******? :lol:
Author:  Herbf [ Thu Jan 27, 2005 1:14 pm ]
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Tman wrote:
Was her boss Johanna of G&G *******? :lol:


What's up with G&G? I am reading some bad reviews here. I was planning on using G&G for my first 24hrs and first trip. Am I making a mistake with G&G? :?:
Author:  Alex P Keaton [ Thu Jan 27, 2005 4:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Selling to your advantage
Vegas Bob wrote:
When her boss when to the banjo

I'm not picking on VB's typing or spelling, but picturing a "banjo" rather than a "baño" made me laugh.
Author:  Tman [ Thu Jan 27, 2005 5:19 pm ]
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Herb, I actually talked to G&G this week, and Johanna has been out of town at the beaches and not on top of the biz here as much as normal. She committed to improving response and service quality to her clients. Might as well give it a chance. SHe has some nice girls...
Author:  Herbf [ Thu Jan 27, 2005 5:49 pm ]
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I sure hope service improves. Maybe I am spoiled but in the states when a vendor has a product to sell you get rapid and accurate responses. Does G&G have a monopoly? Is there another service provider?
Author:  PacoLoco [ Thu Jan 27, 2005 6:03 pm ]
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Herbf wrote:
What's up with G&G? I am reading some bad reviews here.
Herb, Tman's comment was a joke, relax.

Herbf wrote:
Maybe I am spoiled but in the states when a vendor has a product to sell you get rapid and accurate responses.

Herb, Costa Rica is known for taking care of business in the most efficient and timely matter and nothing matters more than gringo customer satisfaction.-


NOT! HAHAHA! Boy, are you in for a surprise... :wink:

There's plenty of info here on G&G, do a search, all I've seen has been positive so don't give up.
And forget about expecting things to be done in a timely manner and planning every minute when it comes to anything in CR, you must learn to relax and go with the flow down there, then you can have a great time... 8)

And VB,
SHAME on you for taking advantage of that poor chica with your used-car salesman strategy, jacuzzi, vino and your "banjo"... :P How do you sleep at night?
Author:  Latinoheat69 [ Thu Jan 27, 2005 6:56 pm ]
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Yeah; I can hear her now as they disrobe each other and she looks down, and replies "IS THIS NORMAL" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  ShyOne [ Thu Jan 27, 2005 7:27 pm ]
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If that was the same blonde you made a bee line
for Saturday night, sitting on the couch, you sure
picked a fine looking chice, but what else would
we have expected from you :D
ShyOne
Author:  Hugh Mongus [ Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:12 pm ]
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Hey VB,

Did she "pluck" your "banjo"? or just play it till the strings snapped?
Author:  VegasBob [ Fri Jan 28, 2005 9:35 am ]
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As I said,I was a life insurance peddler and not an English teacher or a secretary. banjo,bano,banyo,bango dango......who gives a shit.I had great sex with the chica at a good rate and the rest os you didn't. hahahaha
Author:  Latinoheat69 [ Fri Jan 28, 2005 10:40 am ]
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Vegas Bob wrote:
As I said,I was a life insurance peddler and not an English teacher or a secretary. banjo,bano,banyo,bango dango......who gives a shit.I had great sex with the chica at a good rate and the rest os you didn't. hahahaha


Well, except Hand Solo, he phucked the beautiful Palm Sisters. :lol:
Author:  Hand-Solo [ Fri Jan 28, 2005 10:56 am ]
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Better than Latinoheat giving a moneyshot each evening to his computer monitor as he watches the BM cam :)
Author:  Latinoheat69 [ Fri Jan 28, 2005 11:04 am ]
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Hand-Solo wrote:
Better than Latinoheat giving a moneyshot each evening to his computer monitor as he watches the BM cam :)


Hey I thought you would be on a plane by now. :x Don't forget your ballet shoes twinkle toes so you can show everyone how to do the cha cha cha. :roll: And keep that little schlong away from my chicas. :evil:
Author:  Lee [ Fri Jan 28, 2005 5:52 pm ]
Post subject:  Vegas Bob .
Vegas Bob and insurance salesman: Is there anyone here that was surprised by that?
Lee
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