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Author: | Californiamann [ Sat Feb 06, 2016 1:44 pm ] |
Post subject: | Comprehensive Spanish phrases for talking to Hookers |
Every Spanish Speaking member please add as many phrases as you think helpful and I will update/edit this list so we can offer up a juicy "cheet sheet" to all! Also see Bashfuls Thread: viewtopic.php?f=11&t=47722 Spanish Pick Up Lines My wallet is full for you, my love. Mi billetera está llena para ti, mi amor. Would you like to be my girlfriend? Te gustaría ser mi Novia? All night? Toda la noche? All of my life? Today mi Vida? You drive me insane! Me vuelves loco! Tu con tanta curva y mi sin frenos "you with those curves and me without breaks" ( translates to you would have no control cuz she's so hot and sexy) You are very beautiful Tu eres muy Hermosa I like your smile Me gusta tu sonrisa You have a beautiful smile or literally your smile is beautiful Tu sonrisa es hermosa You have the prettiest eyes in the world Tienes los ojos más bonitos del mundo You are very sexy Tu Rees muy sexy Together we would make pretty Ch*ldren. Juntos hacemos ninos muy bonitos. Marry me. ( great to say during orgasm) Casate conmigo. Other important Spanish phrases and asking for a date Are you alone? Estas sola? Do you have a boyfriend? Tienes novio? Let’s go to my hotel now Vamos a mi hotel ahora Do you want to dance? Quieres bailar? Do you want to go with me? Quieres ir conmigo? Would you like to go out with me? Te gustaría salir conmigo Would you like to have dinner with me?” Te gustaría cenar conmigo Would you like to drink with me tonight? Te gustaría beber conmigo esta noche Would you like to have dinner with me? Te gustaría Cenar Are you hungry? Tienes hambre? Are you thirsty? Tienes sed? Are you thirsty for my C*m? Tienes sed para mi leche? Do you want my C*m in your mouth, baby? Quires mi leche en su boca, bebe? Ready? Listo? Do you spit, swallow, or gargle? Hacer que escupas o tragar o para hacer gárgaras ? Spanish romance and relationships phrases Would you like to be my girlfriend? I love phucking you. Me Encanta Cojerte! Like my C*ck? TE gusta mI verga? You have a yummy As. Que ricas nalgas. go! You're my bad girl Eres mi chica/niña malo. Stop for a second para por un segundo. Keep going sigue/ continua If you don't keep going I'l punish you Si no sigues/continúas te voy a castigar. I don't want you to finish yet Todavía no quiero que Termines. I can tell you love this: Se que te gusta/encanta ("encanta" is like stronger than "gusta") Tell me you love this: Dime que te gusta/encanta. Grab me: cogeme. Touch me: tocame I want to swallow it: quiero tragarlo. No one will ever give me sex like you do: nadie me dara sexo como tú/vos Quieres ser mi novia? You are very sweet Tu eres muy dulce You enchant me or you charm me Tu me encantas You drive me crazy Me vuelves loco I love you Te amo I want to kiss you Quiero besarte I am crazy about you Estoy loco por ti I care for you Te quiero You make me happy Me haces feliz I miss you Te extraño I love you with all my soul Te amo con toda mi alma I’m hopelessly in love with you” or “I’m desperately in love with you Estoy desesperadamente enamorado de ti Spanish sex phrases and Spanish sex words Toss my salad/lick my anus area. Me da besos negros por favor My precious! Mi preciosa! What Beauty! Que Lindo! (When she is giving head or doing something wonderful say) Que Rico! (It kind of translates loosely as "delicious") I desire you Te deseo I need you Te necesito Give me a kiss Dame un beso all over your body todo tu cuerpo I want to kiss you all over your body Quiero besar todo tu cuerpo Kiss me bésame Touch me ToCame Feel me Sienteme I want to make love to you Quiero hacerte el amor That feels good Se siente rico I need to feel you Necesito sentirte Would you like a massage? Te guestaria un masaje Let’s go to the bedroom right now Vamos a la habitacion ahora mismo Touch me Tocame Can you get naked puedes desnudarte Look at me Mirame Do you have a condom Tienes un condon? I want a back blow job (without condom) Queiro besos sin condon (I usually am pointing at my pecker) Suck my... chuparme... Faster! Mas Rapido! Slowly! Despacio. "te quiero cubrir con mi leche desde la cabeza hasta los pies" = I want to cover you in my C*m from head to toe. "tienes la cuca mas jugoza" = You have the juiciest pu*sy. "tus jugos saben divino" = Your juices are delicious. I like sex. Me gusta sexo. ![]() |
Author: | Californiamann [ Sat Feb 06, 2016 2:06 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Spanish Pickup Lines - |
For all you Newbies out there plus you guys that have been once or twice but still get shy when it's time to talk to the hot 22 year old skinny Chica you desire..... Here is what I do: I pour on the Bullshit as thick as I can....I use every corny phrase I can, to tell her how pretty she is and how old I am, and how she is special, and I am fat... Seriously, this breaks the ice and its fun too. When I say I pour it on, I really do. I tell them I have found my future ex-wife! I even ask them what color convertible they want in America. I say, if after two years you still want to stay with me...you can as long as we are having fun together. Do the Chicas know I'm full of shit...dahhhhh. Yes, of course. But it's fun!!!! For both of us. I'm happy and she's laughing, it's all good! I would recommend TLN because you would surprised at how much Spanish you can learn in 8 hours Naked and in bed with a Tica! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That's why the above list is a good start. If your old and fat like me....The Chicas don't care. But they do prefer to be with someone fun who makes them feel good and laugh a bit. So please please please use the list and chat the girls up and flatter them. Add some phrases to your cheet sheet about dining, directions, and shopping. It's been said before and I'll say it again, the more Spanish you know the better your over all trip will be in any Latin American Country. |
Author: | Ilv4play [ Sat Feb 06, 2016 4:23 pm ] |
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Don't forget "Me da besos negros por favor" translation Toss my salad please. |
Author: | El Silencioso [ Sat Feb 06, 2016 9:04 pm ] |
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Another one.. Hacer que escupas o tragar o para hacer gárgaras ? ![]() ![]() |
Author: | GoodDayJohn [ Sat Feb 06, 2016 9:27 pm ] |
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Your "Spanish Pick Up Lines" translations do not make any distinction between pretty and beautiful. I think you should change bonita to hermosa when you want to say beautiful. |
Author: | Ilv4play [ Sat Feb 06, 2016 9:49 pm ] |
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GoodDayJohn wrote: Your "Spanish Pick Up Lines" translations do not make any distinction between pretty and beautiful. I think you should change bonita to hermosa when you want to say beautiful. Both words will be understood by whomever you are speaking with, but I hear "hermosa" being used most of the time from the locals. |
Author: | Californiamann [ Sun Feb 07, 2016 10:30 am ] |
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Done done and done. I like the spit swallow or gargle!! ![]() Keep those phrases coming boys... |
Author: | Ilv4play [ Sun Feb 07, 2016 1:22 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Comprehensive Spanish phrases for talking to Hookers |
Don't forget the ever famous Que Rico Papi that the girls say. I usually hear that when they stick their hand up the leg opening in my shorts at the bar. One of the great reasons to wear loose fitting shorts and not wear underwear. Anyway Rico is similar to Awesome, but the literal translation is Rich or Delicious |
Author: | Diablo [ Sun Feb 07, 2016 2:53 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Comprehensive Spanish phrases for talking to Hookers |
This line has worked for me 100% of the time Mi billatera está llena para ti, mi amor |
Author: | Horhey [ Fri Feb 26, 2016 12:55 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Comprehensive Spanish phrases for talking to Hookers |
Why would you say any of that to a prostitute? I know some guys like to think they are great lovers and the girls really like them. That's great but it's just for a short time. It's fun but it's not real. The guys I see really get into trouble with this stuff or get in to deep start saying the stuff you wrote. It's a slippery slope that almost never ends well. Don't pay and go to a nightclub and see how you do. All you need is how much and what do I get for that. |
Author: | Santas Bro [ Fri Feb 26, 2016 1:26 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Comprehensive Spanish phrases for talking to Hookers |
How would one say... "I could not have prayed to God to bring me a lady as beautiful as you, because until I looked into your eyes I would not have known what to ask for". ![]() ![]() Health & happiness to all.... |
Author: | BashfulDwarf [ Fri Feb 26, 2016 3:31 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Comprehensive Spanish phrases for talking to Hookers |
suggest you expand the "te amo" versus "te quiero" phrases. "te quiero" is not "I care for you", but "I want you". I'm not really up on how to properly express 'caring'. "Cuidar" is a tricky verb, from my experience. "te cuido" seems to express "taking care" of you, and I have heard at least one threatening use of "se cuido" or something similar ... (sort of how old ganster movies would say "I'll take care of him")... "Me haces falta" should be added as well. It translates weird, but is very popular. |
Author: | costaneracarl [ Wed Mar 02, 2016 11:34 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Comprehensive Spanish phrases for talking to Hookers |
My all time favorite I learned from You Tube... Te pondria una naranja en la boca y te chuparia las tetas hasta sacar fanta. " I want to put an orange in your mouth and suck on your tits until I get Fanta! |
Author: | Californiamann [ Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:34 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Comprehensive Spanish phrases for talking to Hookers |
Horhay You right brother, I would never got to a nightclub and use these lines (on regular girls). But please try to get in the spirit of the discussion. I am old and fat and don’t come to CR to “try and pick up free Pusey” I come for the P4P my brother! ![]() |
Author: | Puro Party [ Tue Feb 12, 2019 12:48 am ] |
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Californiamann wrote: Done done and done. I like the spit swallow or gargle!! ![]() Keep those phrases coming boys... "Puedo comer su vagina con me lengue fuerte?" - Ahem, "Can I eat your poos with my strong tongue?" LOL o (or) "(Yo) voy a comer su vagina como la esta una bistec/carne de res" - "I am going to eat your poos like it is roast beef" LOL. Sorry I was prompted. May not have the Spanish totally correct so more fluent speakers please ayudame. Ty, Dave |
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