A man and his wife were driving home one cold night when the wife tells her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying beside the road, she got out to see if it was still alive.
She says "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, warm it up, and let it go in the morning?"
He says, "O.K., great, get in the car with it."
"How shall we get it warm?" She asks.
He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there."
"But what about the smell?"
"Just hold it's nose, he'll be OK." He says.
The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.
