Toda La Noche...
TLN
While it's not for everyone, and I know a Monger that hates TLN, it can be a fantasy fulfilling experience with the right Chica under the right circumstances for many an old Fatman...
I wanted to share with all my brothers, especially the newer ones, some of the steps to help make your TLN be everything you want it to be. The kind of night you tell story's about for years to come!
1. The Setup.
2. The Interview.
3. How much to pay.
4. Additional day and inevitable drama.
1. The Setup.
After two nights in SJ, we roll to Jaco and usually rent a 3bd condo as far away from Cocal as possible. Costa Del Sol has 3bd houses for $150 a night and only a 20 minute drive toward Manuel Antonio. The community pool is fabulous.
Also, Bahia Encantado is on the beach in Jaco and Claritas is right there for drinking and eating while watching the sunset.
For the TLN to be successful, imo, you need a solid foundation. Removing the Chica from the hooker environment removes many layers and walls and takes much of the pressure off the girl when her fellow Chicas /putas can not see her.
Remember, we Mongers are here for a couple of days....These Chicas work here and are very judgemental, critical, and mean of & to each other.
I can explain this best by describing an hour phuck session at Cocal with a regular guy.
A guy approaches Chica, points to his room facing pool at Cocal, negotiates down from Cien to $80, and "boom" off to the room for a romp. By the very nature of the beast, the chica wants to get in and out as soon as possible so she can make more money phucking more gringos. Trust me when I say this, when she comes out of the room, all her fellow Chicas want the basic details that are important to them: how much did he pay, was he easy or difficult, was there anything unusual? They all know it took her just 23 minutes because they were all watching. To save face, if you paid her $80, she wanted out of the room quickly so her fellow working girls would respect her. This is a tough business and these Chicas can be hard on each.
We Mongers have our forum and try to keep price down, the girls have their mafia and try to keep prices up. So any respectable hooker who only took $80 from a gringo would be very efficient and in an out of the room as quickly as possible.
Therefore, when you tell a chica that you want TLN at your house or condo far from Cocal...it's a relief in someways to them. They are happy to "getaway from the scene" for a night and hopefully have some nice experiences with a John (any size or age). They usually get a free dinner, good drinks, comfy bed and hot shower. Possibly breakfast too!
This is so much easier for them than to "play the game" at the Cocal all night.
In a nutshell, you have removed any TEMPTATION for her to flee!2. The Interview.
Tell the girls exactly what is going to happen and how much sex you want...in detail. If they agree, things are looking good. If they say no, NEXT!
I always tell the story like this, after the initial small talk is over:
my amigos and I have a 3 bedroom condo at Bahia Encantado. We are sober now, but want to drive back and party. After we start drinking, no more driving and we are not leaving condo. I want you Toda la Noche. We drive back and drink and have sexo, than go to dinner at Claritas, than go swimming, than back to condo for dancing and sexo. In the morning sexo and breakfast and if we had fun together...than we all go to Manuel Antonio the next day and have fun. I AlWAYS give them a carrot. What they are hearing is this: if I do everything this fat old gringo wants, he will pay me more money to go to MA plus....I don't have to go to Cocal and work! And I will make $400 minimum.
maybe I'm a scumbag for lying to Chicas...but if I get better service, better acting from her, and have a better time all because I insinuate I'll keep her extra days....more power to me!
Also, I never ever tell a Chica when I'm leaving. I always add a 7 days to my real departure date. I do this for many reasons that I can sum up in 4 words : it's better for me!
Of course during small talk,I tell her what pretty lips she has and how I like to kiss and how embarrassed I am to ask but I really like love BBJ...if you don't speak Spanish, please please spend 30 minutes and copy, paste and print Spanish phrases that will help you. Even in broken Spanish with cheet sheet in hand, it's better if you ask your Chica for "sexo sin condom" than either NOT asking her and being disappointed OR having your buddy ask her for you.
Helpful Spanish Pickup Lines here:
viewtopic.php?f=1&t=485723. How Much To Pay?I have always paid $200 for TLN. Never more never less. In theory, a lot more because you toss in dinner and drinks and "POW," it adds up. I honestly believe $200 is extremely fair given my age/looks plus everything I am asking. Plus, I can afford this.
Finally, and why I love TLN....I get the full on GF experience and I'm only paying about $20 an hour for the first 10 hours....if I keep her a second day it goes down to $9 an hour.
** see #4. Below.
4. Additional Day and Inevitable Drama!So usually out of 2-3 girls ( 3 guys in condo), there is one and sometimes two girls that are very service oriented, say "yes" to everything, and is very content to keep rolling with us.....make more money and stay with us another day. We keep the good girls and get rid of bad ones. Minor drama sometimes as you have to lie to get rid of bad ones.
If we like a girl and enjoyed sexo and time spent with her, I will ask her if she wants to goto MA for day and spend the night again for another $200. Answer is always yes. They usually go home for an hour and get their "regular" clothes on and bathing suit. Often if you are short a girl, they say they have a roommate for your friend!!! This is a whole topic of itself.
( best time we ever had was 3 guys taking 1 Tica to Manuel Antonio for day. We got a cheap room at Costa Verde and chilled by adult pool drinking all day and taking turns banging her. Everybody was happy! I mention this because please don't ever think that a hooker/Tica won't be completely happy phucking 3 guys all day as long as you pay her, be curtious, be respectful and make it fun. And no matter who you are or what you look like, how can 3 buddies in their 50s and 60s not have fun while sitting around a pool all day drinking it up and taking turns banging a 20 something Latina hottie!!)
Suffice it to say, after drinking hard and banging same chicks for 2 days ( when you keep 2 or more Chicas for second day), it is very usual at the end of second day for drama to rear its little head up....I won't go deep on this subject. It usually happens with 2 or more girls on the second day. Sometimes it's over money (one got a bigger tip or even a gift and one didn't and now wants the same consideration) and sometimes it's cuz the Chicas get all upity and forget their place after drinking all day - remember, they only weigh 105lbs!!!!!
Some of my most memorable stories manifest out of the drama that occurs!!!! Just this last trip we paid 2 fine Ticas to hang out and have sexo/orgy with 3 guys at Condo. They started off with amazing Lesbian show for 30 minutes we all watched before we all dove in and found a hole!!! Piece of advice, don't use your bed for orgy! I'll save what the drama was for a rainy day!
I hope this helps give the framework to some guys that want TLN and how to enhance your trip.
One last benefit - I have a fresh supply of emails and telephone numbers for previous TLN Chicas and I have found that it's fun to follow up on subsequent trips with the really fun ones!
Good Hunting.
Calimann.
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