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Author:  Gringotim [ Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:39 am ]
Post subject:  Hotel Circus
Hey Circus...as the Superbowl is in Jacksonville in a few weeks, and hotel
rooms will be extremely scarce (I've even heard that there are luxury
liners lined up off the coast to accommodate the 'overflow'), have you thought
about renting out a room in your abode? You could probably make some easy money :)

Just think of the amenities you could offer...free vodka miniatures, personal time with Huggy,
free entertainment, a free tour of your favorite places in the area, etc.
Author:  LVSteve [ Sat Jan 15, 2005 7:27 am ]
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Circus;
Gringotims right on. I mean what a party we could have in the double wide! Even the old spinster with the blue hair next door to you could come over and give head for 10.00 a shot. Then there's that 17 inch black and white that gets great reception if we can get the K*D from down the street to hold the coat hanger just right. Please get the fridge working again as I hate warm beer. Oh, one more thing, I got dibs on the dog next store that wraps himself around your leg.
Count me in and be sure to pick me up at the airport in your flatbed (maybe this time, I won't have to ride with the pig in the back?)
Your Bud,
LVSteve
PS: The old guy in the walker still providing security at the gate? BTW, you ever get that gate fixed?
Author:  Circus the younger [ Fri Jan 21, 2005 4:12 pm ]
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Just thought I would update you hombres on the where abouts of my sorry old man "Circus". I know he speaks highly of guys such as you, Gringotim and LVSteve but I'm surprised you fellows even admit to knowing that weird SOB. And yea, the crazy fool tried to rent his delapidated dump of a house for the Super Bowl......he told the real estate people that his place was waterfront. Shit, if you want to call a 2,000 s.f. polluted, mosquito infested retention pond being on the water.

As you mongers know, Circus is EL Cheapo when it comes to spending dinero on chicas. Well, a while back, the horny bastard was trying to get this gringa to go back to that dump he lives in so he could jump her bones. The cheap bastard was waving $15 in her face while feeling her boobs when she pulled out a badge and then cuffed him......YEP
.....GRINGA COP. Mom and me laughed our asses off when we saw his ugly mug photo in the paper. Now he is a resident of the well known PEA FARM......county prison farm. It's not the first time that old shit has been in jail but now at his age he may have a harder time running from big Bubba.......hell, that should make quite a "trip report". I know he had talked about heading down to SJ for the VIP party next month but looks like that's out. Shit.....he ain't going to get laid in CR anyway......the chicas can't stand the smelly, cheap bastard. The old fart has a lot better chance of getting laid at the pea farm.....har har.

Anyway, mom and me wish they would just shoot the deranged dirt bag so we could cash in on the life insurance and have some folding money. Wish we could sell that dump he lives in but nobody would live in that pig sty. BTW...... Shitass, his cat, ran off with the neighbor's dog and the city is about to condemn his place.

I'll let you guys know if and when he gets out. Meantime, I'm headed to Panama for some chica action where it's warm and dry.
Author:  LVSteve [ Sat Jan 22, 2005 8:01 am ]
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CTY;
Please tell you dad that LVSteve wishes him well and I also said that it could be worse - he could be in San Sabastion jail.
LVSteve
Author:  Icantstayaway [ Fri Aug 22, 2008 3:01 am ]
Post subject:  Hotel Circus
Hotel Circus

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Author:  Redman69 [ Fri Aug 22, 2008 2:35 pm ]
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Three hots and a cot. Better than what he had. When you see dad tell him I will miss his ole ass in SJ. And just to Phuck with him tell him that Kiwi girl has come out and is working at 747 12.00 for 1/2 an hour. Give him something to look forward to.
Author:  Cariden [ Fri Aug 22, 2008 6:13 pm ]
Post subject:  so
so since the place is empty????? :P :P :P
Author:  JazzboCR [ Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:35 pm ]
Post subject:  re: redneck resort
What the hell, they do that with parked cars. Besides, that little one on the left with the orange stripe looks kinda cute--have to paint the stripe green natch (sorry, Brother Orange but me being a proud Celt and all--that orange shit has got to go) otherwise --sweet.
Author:  Tyrus [ Fri Aug 22, 2008 10:19 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: re: redneck resort
JazzboCR wrote:
(sorry, Brother Orange but me being a proud Celt and all--that orange shit has got to go)


Aye lad.
Author:  Puro Party [ Fri Aug 22, 2008 11:40 pm ]
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Thread dumpster divers back in action! I love it!!!!!! :D
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