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The 10 Commandments of CRT!
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Author:  Admin 1 [ Thu Dec 16, 2004 1:58 pm ]
Post subject:  The 10 Commandments of CRT!
It what is sure to be a great post, Kotigre has added something to the No Cien post that will make for a good topic of discussion. Once the feedback comes in we can come up with the 10 Commandments of CRT.

Thou shall not pay any Chica cien for 1 hour!

Thou shall not send money to a Tica from the US!

Thou shall always backup a CRT member by being an on-call wingman!

Thou shall freely help other CRT mongers in need of advice!

Thou shall always act like a gentlemen and not ruin the CRT Name!
A) Thou shalt not drink too much and behave like an ugly American!
B) Be respectful of the ladies, but also the "civilian" tourists and hotel staff.
C) Respect other members and chicas anonymity, get permission before posting pics.
D) Great service? Give a tip!
E) Be aware and keep valuables locked up.

Thou shall not ever share the secrets of CRT or give Ticas access to pictures!

Thou shall not a GFE threaten or take over your life!

Thou shall not ever pay upfront!

Thou shalt not be so intoxicated as to become an easy victim!


OK LETS ADD SOME MORE
Author:  Tman [ Thu Dec 16, 2004 2:53 pm ]
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OK...a couple ideas...

"Thou shalt not leave your brains at the border"
"Thou shalt not be so intoxicated as to become an easy victim"
"Thou shalt not lie down with Morazan Transvesties"
"Thou shalt not gamble over your head"
"Thou shalt not invest in any scams or unproven investment schemes"

I'm still thinking on these...
Author:  PacoLoco [ Thu Dec 16, 2004 2:58 pm ]
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I'm glad this topic came up! I'd been thinking about posting something like this concerning the CRT Gentleman issue...
A year ago there was a lot of discussion about how to conduct oneself, treat the ladies and the the direct rewards/benefits of behaving like a Gentleman, but that seems to not be the case as much anymore. For the benefit of all the new members maybe it's time to bring that to the forefront again.

Maybe we could have a separate Top 10 for The CRT Gentleman:

Quote:
Thou shall always act like a gentlemen and not ruin the CRT Name!
A) Thou shalt not drink too much and behave like an ugly American!
B) Always be respectful of the ladies, but also the "civilian" tourists and hotel staff.
C) Respect other members and chicas anonymity, get permission before posting pics.
D) Great service? Give a tip!
E) Be aware and keep valuables locked up.

F) Thou shall not smoke those stinky cheap fake Cuban cigars at Happy Hour! :P Ok, maybe not that one... :?
Author:  Ruffnutz [ Thu Dec 16, 2004 2:58 pm ]
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OK, here are my suggestions:

Thou shalt make her shower before play

Thou shalt not knowingly entertain a fellow CRT's favorita/novia without permission unless/until he's out of country

Thou shalt never pay ahead of time


Ruffnutz
Author:  Gringotim [ Thu Dec 16, 2004 6:20 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The 10 Commandments of CRT!
Admin 1 wrote:

[b]Thou shall not pay any Tica cien for 1 hour!

Thou shall not send money to a Tica from the US!

Thou shall not ever share the secrets of CRT or give Ticas access to pictures!



Please, for the sake of accuracy, change the words 'Tica(s)' to 'chica(s)'
in the above statements. As you know, a Tica is a chica from Costa Rica. Surely you don't intend to limit the rules to girls from Costa Rica!
Author:  Johnnie Black [ Thu Dec 16, 2004 10:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The 10 Commandments of CRT!
Admin 1 wrote:
It what is sure to be a great post, Kotigre has added something to the No Cien post that will make for a good topic of discussion. Once the feedback comes in we can come up with the 10 Commandments of CRT.
[/b]

OK LETS ADD SOME MORE


Thou shall not Cap a Load Alone in a Dark Secluded Area

Thou shall not offer Fire Boy any Matches

Thou shall not yell “Beep Beep” in Blood pressure Guys Stethoscope

Thou shall not use Chicas Tongue Peg to pick ones Teeth

Thou shall not Double Dip when Tossing a Salad

Thou shall not show up at the News Café at 10:05am and expect your Freebie

Thou shall not Lust after you Room Attendant unless you are Seriously Tanked

Johnnie B. :twisted:
Author:  Superman [ Sat Dec 18, 2004 5:22 am ]
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oh man, these are soo funny and yet so true!!
Author:  Jazz Musician [ Sat Dec 18, 2004 12:54 pm ]
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A1 - You obey #2? Com' on. Fess up....!
Author:  Admin 1 [ Sat Dec 18, 2004 2:32 pm ]
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I HAVE NEVER EVER SENT MONEY TO CR TO a lady via anything other than personal visits... Western Union does not even know my name...
Author:  PacoLoco [ Sun Dec 19, 2004 10:52 pm ]
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Thou shall practice safe sexo and use a condom.

Thou should attempt to learn some basic espanol.
Author:  Lycaon [ Mon Dec 20, 2004 7:48 pm ]
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PacoLoco wrote:
Thou shall practice safe sexo and use a condom.



This should include oral.
Author:  Irish Drifter [ Mon Dec 20, 2004 8:27 pm ]
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Quote:
This should include oral.


Almost all the literature finds the risk of the HIV virus thru oral sex to very small. It is great to be cautious but if you want to eliminate all risks in your life you would never leave the womb and certaintly never be a monger.
Author:  Hung-Lo [ Tue Dec 21, 2004 10:00 am ]
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Thou shall not hesitate to politely tell a girl to leave your room when she balks on the agreement.
Author:  Nucknfuts [ Fri Dec 24, 2004 9:32 pm ]
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"Thou shalt Be a VIP member"

"Thou shalt Phuck his brains out"

"Thou shalt Live out all of his sexual fantacies"

"Thou shalt eat any and all of what he likes" ( including pu*sy)

"Thou shalt drink any and all of what he likes" ( including beer)

"Thou shalt party like there's no tomarrow"

"Thou shalt live life to it's fullest"

"Thou shalt never agian waste money on gringa's"

"Thou shalt get his ass back to C.R. --- A S A P "

could be Nucknfuts
Author:  Zigmonger [ Fri Dec 24, 2004 11:12 pm ]
Post subject:  yo fuckinuts, or nuckinfuts,
like your commandments the best including cervesa, and panocha, but being a crt member is also muey importante! Have to eat more than the number last trip....That was 22, and mas cervesa would be 84 is the numero to beat...same as last 6 1/12 dias, this time its s.b. wekend.Colts win...Party,Party, Oh, wait, I am 46, maybe I cant hang with my own goals. O.k. maybe I will get back to commandment 1 and stay off of my neighbors wife, at least for xmas day. Miss you Veronica, see you sun. guess Ill see you guys S.b. weekend, when I can practice what we preach! Except, I may go for my dirty latina maid...give her 10. $, por un hora,make her hollar!!
Lets reprise this thead, after all the mistakes that are made at the crt. party!
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