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The Nica wants me to teach her to drive.
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Author:  Farmer1 [ Mon Nov 12, 2012 6:06 pm ]
Post subject:  The Nica wants me to teach her to drive.
I'm heart attack serious about this. Are there Any go-cart tracks arround.
Do they allow jeeps on any beaches or has any one got access to flat farm land?
Author:  Farmer1 [ Mon Nov 12, 2012 6:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Nica wants me to teach her to drive.
Or how much are driving lessons( yea right) in costa rica?
Author:  Swampfire [ Mon Nov 12, 2012 7:54 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Nica wants me to teach her to drive.
My colombiana tried the same shit test. I gave her the keys to the junk 4 wheeler and said go for it. Half an hour later she came walking back "no sirve". Ha Ha, I walked to it started it and put it back in the bodega. No way anybody else here is driving my truck. No way! Tell her to save up here pu*sy sale money and rent a junker and then you'll ride with a helmet, flak jacket and tight seat belt. How many times I had a middle aged tica run me off the road while she's talking on her cell phone and giving me a dirty look. I saw a 50 year old tica standing next to her totalled korean rice rocket with a bloody face crying and the poor cow she hit dragging itself around on it's broken legs. I felt sorry for the cow and laughed at the stupid tica, back to the bus stop idiot. But it wasn't her fault, she was in a hurry to go to church and the cow just jumped out in front of her and gracias a Dios Quiere she lived through it. Or olvido where the brake pedal was. Ha.
Author:  Farmer1 [ Mon Nov 12, 2012 8:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Nica wants me to teach her to drive.
I would put this one in a go cart and have a good laugh. There is no way I'm getting her out on the road. Ive got enough scars.
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