I apologize that I can't give credit to the poster(s) who initially posted the following, I saved them in a different program without the link, but Dave's link to his questionaire is quoted below.

Chupas sin condón? – Do you suck without a condom (BBBJ)?

Besas? – Do you kiss?

Puedo culearte en el culo? – Can I Phuck you in the ass?

Puedo regarme en tu boca? – Can I C*m in your mouth (CIM)?
Dolares – Dollars

Cuánto por una hora? – How mucho for one hour?

Cuánto por dos horas? – How much for two hours?

Cuánto por toda la noche? – How much for the whole night (TLN)?

Nunca pago cien por una hora – I never pay $100 for 1 hour

Qué hora tienes que irte en la mañana? – What time do you have to leave in the morning?

Cuánto tiempo estarás conmigo? – How long will you be with me?

Vamos! – Let’s go

Tienes una amiga linda para un trio? – Do you have a cute friend for a threesome?

Cuánto para las dos? – How much for both?

Mamarás a tu amiga? – Will you lick your friend?

Besarás a tu amiga? – Will you kiss your friend?

Quieres ir conmígo en un viaje a la playa? – Do you want to go with me on a trip to the beach?

Other words:

Pene – penis
Picha – C*ck
Huevos – balls (eggs)
Leche – C*m/semen (milk)
Pechos – breasts
Tetas – tits
Panocha – pu*sy
Culo – ass

Here’s the link to Dave’s interview sex questionnaire for more monger-related phrases:
1. https://costaricaticas.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=7397 Which are:
Por favor contester las siquientes preguntas.

Name, Nombre: ______________________________________________

Please circle yes or no.
Por favor encerra en circulo tu respuesta.

1. Will you do Blow-Jobs without condom? Si No
Sexo oral, sin condon.
2. Will you allow me to come in your mouth? Si No
Puedo regarme en tu boca.

3. Will you use your tongue on my balls? Si No
Puede chuparme los testiculos.

4. Will you use your tongue on my ass? Si No
Puede chuparme el culo.

5. Will you allow fingers in your pu*sy? Si No
Puedo meter mis dedos en tu panocho.

6. Will you allow finger in your ass? Si No
Puedo meter mis dedo en tu culo.

7. Will you use your finger in my ass? Si No
Puedes meterme tu dedos en mi culo.

8. Will you allow me to use dildos in your Si No
pu*sy?
Puedo usar juguetes sexsuales en tu panocho. Si No

9. Will you masturbate for me to watch? Si No
Puedes masturbarte en frente mio.

10. Will you do a Lesbian show including fingering Si No
and licking the other girl's pu*sy?
Haces show lesbianos que incluya meter dedos
y mamada de parte de las dos.

11. List any other things that you do that is not listed above:
Has una lista con otras cosa que hagas y que no esta en esta lista




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Numbers:
Uno – 1
Dos – 2
Tres – 3
Cuatro – 4
Cinco – 5
Seis – 6
Siete – 7
Ocho – 8 Nueve – 9
Diez – 10
Veinte – 20
Treinta – 30
Cuarenta – 40
Cincuenta – 50
Sesenta – 60
Setenta – 70
Ochenta – 80
Noventa – 90
Cien – 100
Ciento veinte – 120
Ciento cincuenta – 150
Dos cientos – 200
Quinientos – 500
Mil – 1000

BTW…You don’t need to know any numbers higher than 200, unless you’re talking about Colones (¢)

Days of the week:
Lunes – Monday
Martes – Tuesday
Miércoles – Wednesday
Jueves – Thursday
Viernes – Friday
Sábado – Saturday
Domingo – Sunday

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