Ahhhh....no, not even close
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| Author: | El chupabottsr2 [ Sat May 12, 2012 1:38 am ] |
| Post subject: | Trying to learn the language |
I hired a Spanish language tutor at the Home Depot the other day in anticipation for my upcoming trip to CR. Here are the phrases I have been coached in so far and I wonder if I am on the right track: - Do you want to party? = Tengo que viajar muy lejos para tener relaciones sexuales. - Would you like a drink? = Soy viejo y calvo. - You are very lovely = No sudas mucho por una perra gorda. - You are very pretty, do you like to dance? = Estoy buscando una puta barata que no me va a robar. - Would you like to get something to eat? = ¿Tiene cangrejos? - Can we go somewhere quiet and talk? = Tengo cincuenta dólares que dice que usted no me puede hacer un orgasmo. - Please take me to my hotel = Por favor, llévame a un callejón y la taza de mÃ. |
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| Author: | Puravidatransport [ Sat May 12, 2012 1:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Trying to learn the language |
Ahhhh....no, not even close
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| Author: | Panadero [ Sat May 12, 2012 8:09 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Trying to learn the language |
You are learning a lot and your translations are pretty good, but I want to make a few suggestions to improve your Spanish and to have a more accurate meaning: -Do you want to party?= Quiero follar - Would you like a drink? = No sé qué hacer. - You are very lovely = Estoy desesperado. - You are very pretty, do you like to dance? = No tengo amigos y estoy solo. - Would you like to get something to eat? = Tengo filo - Can we go somewhere quiet and talk? = Hace mucho que no chingo - Please take me to my hotel = Soy gringo y tengo mucho dinero 
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| Author: | Capitan1962 [ Sat May 12, 2012 8:49 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Trying to learn the language |
LMAO! |
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| Author: | JazzboCR [ Sat May 12, 2012 12:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Trying to learn the language |
El chupabottsr2 wrote: I hired a Spanish language tutor at the Home Depot Ah, yes the Big Clue that this was gonna be a hoot. Would somebody go through his list and tell us Spanish-ignorant what those sentences really mean? |
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| Author: | Capitan1962 [ Sat May 12, 2012 12:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Trying to learn the language |
Do you want to party? = Tengo que viajar muy lejos para tener relaciones sexuales. I HAVE TO TRAVEL VERY FAR TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS/GET LAID - Would you like a drink? = Soy viejo y calvo. I'M OLD AND BALD - You are very lovely = No sudas mucho por una perra gorda. YOU DON'T SWEAT MUCH FOR A FAT BITCH - You are very pretty, do you like to dance? = Estoy buscando una puta barata que no me va a robar. I AM LOOKING FOR A CHEAP WHORE THAT WON'T ROB ME - Would you like to get something to eat? = ¿Tiene cangrejos? (The Spanish word for body crabs is Ladillas). DO YOU HAVE CRABS - Can we go somewhere quiet and talk? = Tengo cincuenta dólares que dice que usted no me puede hacer un orgasmo. I HAVE 50 DOLLARS THAT SAYS YOU CAN'T MAKE ME COME - Please take me to my hotel = Por favor, llévame a un callejón y la taza de mÃ. PLEASE TAKE ME TO AN ALLEY AND ROB ME |
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| Author: | Capitan1962 [ Sat May 12, 2012 12:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Trying to learn the language |
-Do you want to party?= Quiero follar DO YOU WANT TO Phuck - Would you like a drink? = No sé qué hacer. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO - You are very lovely = Estoy desesperado. I AM DESPERATE - You are very pretty, do you like to dance? = No tengo amigos y estoy solo. I DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS AND I'M ALONE - Would you like to get something to eat? = Tengo filo I HAVE A KNIFE - Can we go somewhere quiet and talk? = Hace mucho que no chingo BETTER is (hace mucho tiempo no he cogido/follado) Chingar is seldom used outside of Mexico A LONG TIME I HAVEN'T phucked - Please take me to my hotel = Soy gringo y tengo mucho dinero I AM A GRINGO AND I HAVE A LOT OF MONEY |
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| Author: | JazzboCR [ Sat May 12, 2012 1:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Trying to learn the language |
Thank you Brothers so much--I was fixin' to trot out some of these with a Latin hottie at Walmart--they'd put what was left of me under the damn jail. |
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| Author: | El Silencioso [ Sat May 12, 2012 2:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Trying to learn the language |
- Do you want to go to party? = te quieres ir de fiesta - Would you like something to drink? = te quieres algo beber - You are very lovely = eres hermosa/bonita - You are very pretty, do you like to dance? = eres bonita, te gusta bailar - Would you like to get something to eat? = quieres algo de comer - Can we go somewhere quiet and talk? = podemos ir a algún lugar tranquilo para hablar - Please take me to my hotel = por favor llévame a mi hotel Try these Jazzbo (not perfect spanish, but I try) 
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| Author: | Hank Daman [ Sat May 12, 2012 4:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Trying to learn the language |
El Silencioso wrote: - Do you want to go to party? = te quieres ir de fiesta Actually, Quieres ir a la fiesta. Using ME in front of the verb is asking her to "take herself".. - Would you like something to drink? = te quieres algo beber Same thing... - You are very lovely = eres hermosa/bonita - You are very pretty, do you like to dance? = eres bonita, te gusta bailar...correct here, that is the nature of the verb gustar, perfecto - Would you like to get something to eat? = quieres algo de comer Perfecto - Can we go somewhere quiet and talk? = podemos ir a algún lugar tranquilo para hablar, wow, somebody has been working hard! - Please take me to my hotel = por favor llévame a mi hotel Try these Jazzbo (not perfect spanish, but I try) Somebody has moved from very beginning to super intermediate...Good on you brother! |
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| Author: | Capitan1962 [ Sat May 12, 2012 5:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Trying to learn the language |
Te quieres ir a la fiesta = Is asking if she wants to go to a party/event that is planned or in progress. Fiesta is a noun meaning Party/Gathering/Celebration but has no significance as an act of going to party. "Quieres salir conmigo" is simply asking her if she wants to leave with you and will make a lot more sense to her. If you ask her to go to the fiesta she will most likely ask "Cual Fiesta/What Party. I'm sure she will understand any of the above but since we are on the subject I will just inject my thoughts here. Also, "Quieres ir otro lugar" = Want to go somewhere else. That leaves it wide open and will get her in the street with you. |
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| Author: | El Silencioso [ Sat May 12, 2012 5:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Trying to learn the language |
Hank Daman wrote: Somebody has moved from very beginning to super intermediate...Good on you brother! Thanks amigo, but I am FAR from intermediate  Those were kind of simple (and thx for the corrections)  Working on it every day  Colombia has that effect 
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| Author: | El chupabottsr2 [ Sat May 12, 2012 5:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Trying to learn the language |
Well that bastard at Home Depot better give me my twenty bucks back. |
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| Author: | Capitan1962 [ Sat May 12, 2012 5:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Trying to learn the language |
El chupabottsr2 wrote: Well that bastard at Home Depot better give me my twenty bucks back. "That's funny I don't care who you are." |
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| Author: | Ilv4play [ Sat May 12, 2012 8:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Trying to learn the language |
Damn that was funny |
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