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PostPosted: Mon Nov 15, 2004 7:09 pm 
I can do CR without a wingman!

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Location: Humboldt County, CA
I have been back just about a week and my head is still far away in CR.

I have been writing up my TR, scouring the travel websites for flight deals, and working out with my employer when a good time for my next week away is going to be.

It is cold and cloudy here, I haven't seen the sun in days. There are lots of college girls around, but here in Humboldt that means pale, hairy and wearing many layers of wool. :/ Even the one strip club in town (a classy if overpriced place) is ruined for me since I went to Kamur (sigh).

I have a nice mellow life here at home, so there is really very little to distract me from my musings. Looking at the pics I took and the pics in VIP really only make me wish I was back there even more.

So what do you guys do to cure yourself from this hangover?

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 15, 2004 7:47 pm 
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There is no cure for your affliction Furryman, it looks like you are now one of us, however I can prescribe some relief- get a plane ticket and room reserved for the near future, it's the only thing to look forward to from now on.
Latinoheat and I are going back after Xmas for 7-10 days, if we can survive that long without CR- c'mon down and play Santa for the chicas! :twisted:

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 15, 2004 7:52 pm 
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FurryMan,

I feel your pain, man. PacoLoco speaks the truth. You have been smitten. The only cure is "hair of the dog" so make reservations and plan your next trip. Enjoy your memories, look at your pics, and hang out on the board. Not the same as being in SJO but it helps sooth the distress between trips.


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 15, 2004 7:53 pm 
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Guess you didn't read the WARNING before your 1st trip FurryMan? :P

https://costaricaticas.com/phpbb2/vi ... php?t=3470

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 15, 2004 8:22 pm 
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F.M.,
I have been "jonesin" since January. There is no cure except to go and then not leave. "I am not a sick man"!! !! There is no cure, there is no respite, there is no....ARRRGGHHH!!!!!!!!


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I've been telling guys after my first trip to Latin America 7 years ago:

DO NOT GO if you aren't ready to have life as you know it changed forever!

You will never be satisfied with the status quo when dating bitchy, self-obsessed American women again.

It's like anything addictive, you feel compelled to try it but then you get hooked and and it becomes an obsession.

God help us all.


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 15, 2004 9:08 pm 
I can do CR without a wingman!

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I found out a while ago that the only time I can truly focus on things is when I have a ticket to costa rica....like it keeps everything in perspective for me. so, within three weeks of returning last month, I bought another ticket for february......then I shaved my head.


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 15, 2004 9:59 pm 
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 15, 2004 10:00 pm 
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Furry AKA Sant Clause they are right there is no cure but to get your a*s back down there. It was great hanging with you we will have to hook up agian. You and your buds should come up and I will take you on that tour I promised nothing like Kamur but I think we can get close


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 15, 2004 10:11 pm 
I can do CR without a wingman!
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Furryman...

Where do I start...lets see all the above authors has suggested planning your next trip...GOOD IDEA.

Others suggest staying close to the CRT board for soothing by other fellow members going thru the same withdrawls....GOOD IDEA ! cry:

What I suggest you do is go to your local mexican or latino community conveinence store and try picking up some latino blood there. :twisted:
Hang..Out...Negotiate...and try your luck with the locals...you will find some gems if you look. OR get LatinoHeat to send his girlfriend up for the winter!

It was nice meeting you my last trip....going back in two days...( I planned this one a few weeks ago...)

Good Luck Fishin' :D

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 15, 2004 11:32 pm 
I can do CR without a wingman!

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Location: Humboldt County, CA
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Guess you didn't read the WARNING before your 1st trip FurryMan?

https://costaricaticas.com/phpbb2/vi ... php?t=3470

That post should be stickied! I did read it, maybe should have read it closer

I went in with (I thought) my eyes wide open. I just did not expect them to fall out of my head like they did. :/

I don't think the cement gray skies of the Pacific northwest coast is helping.

I'll be back in CR soon, no doubt. I'm almost embarrassed to admit that I have been looking at relocation information along with airfare. The relocation part is not new, but the destination is, and my motivation is stronger. I am overdue for an adventure.

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I found out a while ago that the only time I can truly focus on things is when I have a ticket to costa rica....like it keeps everything in perspective for me. so, within three weeks of returning last month, I bought another ticket for february......then I shaved my head.


I like the idea of having plane and hotel reservations in hand, but shaving your head too?

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What I suggest you do is go to your local mexican or latino community conveinence store and try picking up some latino blood there.
Hang..Out...Negotiate...and try your luck with the locals...you will find some gems if you look. OR get LatinoHeat to send his girlfriend up for the winter!


Now that's an idea! Mail order one to come to me for a week :)

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2004 12:04 am 
I can do CR without a wingman!

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Hi Furryman,
So you just had to try it because all your friends did it and you didn't want to look like a pu*sy. Now you are hooked and all is lost. As a matter of fact, I hit your territority in 1964 as a high school senior and did a summer at Humboldt State in an NSF program and discovered Surfer Girls when the Beach Boys ruled. Epiphany number one. I hit Europe in 1974 for 8 years and discovered all the varieties of open minded European women(the Danes were my favorites). Epiphany number two. Married a blonde haired surfer girl from California E2 patient of mine stationed in Germany with me and had 10 great years followed by divorce after returning to the US and gringa reality. Epiphany number three. Discovered Latina love with Mexican psycho in 1996 for six years and became addicted to Latinas. Epiphany number four. Discovered Costa Rica in Sept 2003 on semi-innocent fishing trip and reached the point of no return, having been back seven times since and deciding that God does indeed have a plan. Epiphany number five. Hi, my name is Steve and I'm an addict. If it looks good, feels good, tastes good, smells good, speaks Spanish, or has a Spanish name in the case of inanimate objects, I cannot resist, nor do I want to. Oh, then I guess I'm not on the program and my reptilian stem rules. Novice, that's my line stolen from Seven of Nine, RESISTANCE IS INDEED FUTILE. Your only hope is to start planning a rapid liquidation of all your assets, place them in an offshore account, convert all your flier miles to CR bound airlines and get the Hell out of Dodge or wherever and resign yourself to a life of endless enjoyment and gratification in a tropical paradise with an endless supply of hot gorgeous chicas waiting to melt in your mouth and your hand. Do you think I like it there? This is one fever you don't want to cure. Hope to see you down there soon.

Goetz out, be there in 6 days and a wake up.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2004 11:12 am 
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Now that's an idea! Mail order one to come to me for a week


I was trying to stay out of this thread as I am in my own HELL, but as usual Showerhead tempted me. :x

Hey Furry you would probably have a better chance of sneaking one across the border, the thought has definitely crossed my mind. :wink:

As for the pain there is only one real cure get back ASAP. :P

You could try jerking off that may ease the pain for 10 minutes. :lol:


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2004 10:47 pm 
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We are like those creatures in that old movie Night of the Living Dead. We walk around with our arms outstretched murmuring to ourselves....murmur....murmur...murmur. What are we saying....listen closely......got to......get back.....to.....costa....rica.....pura ......vida.....need more......latina.....pu*sy.

(I always wondered why they did not just run away from those creatures. They never could run worth shit).

We are like the creatures in those old Dracula movies, after we have been bitten on the neck. Only we were bitten by a cute latina hottie....and now we are one of them. We are the ones with the far away look in those bloodshot eyes, and the chalky skin. We only come out at night....just in time for the Happy Hour at Blue Marlin. Ever see Vegas Bob out in the daytime? Huh!!! Didn't think so!

We have super human strength, unlike mere mortals. We have been known to screw 4-5 chicas in a day.....trying doing THAT in Omaha! We sleep in a coffin, with only the magic CD playing with candles lit at our feet and head. When we walk by a mirror with a hot tica....we are not visible, and the tica is naked. Yes, we have x-ray eyes. We see through clothing.

We are afraid if somebody shows us a cross....or if somebody utters the word CIEN. We shudder at the word, and slink away.

We can be killed in one of three ways. A wooden stake to the heart, a silver bullet....or a Biligrapho (ink pen) to the NECK (read Cristal story).

Otherwise we will never die. We will be like Flander....aging only slightly as times goes by. We will live for the moment when we can swoop down on our unsuspecting chica and say.....with that Bela Legosi accent: "I vant to suck your pu*sy." Then we will add...."Te pago cuando terminamos. " She will be powerless to resist....and we will pick her up and float up the stairs to the room. Soon...it will be over....and we will retun to join the others.

We are the Ch*ldren of the damned, the sons of Dracula.

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