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My boss (older screechy hardcore feminist gringa) said to me today, "I think you should go down to Costa Rica all the time! You are so relaxed and mellow." I smiled and told her I agreed wholeheartedly and would remind her of that comment when I wanted to schedule my next days off

What a great first trip! Checked into the Prez friday night, and stepped into the DR for the first time about 10:15. I thought my head might split open from the grin on my face. Although I would probably have had a good time on my own, all the info I found on this site really came through for me.

I'm writing up an extensive TR about my adventures, but I wanted to post a quick note about the advice I found most useful:

1) The Presidente - From the master suite to the regular rooms this is a nice clean classy place, friendly helpful staff, I could not have been more pleased. There was a glitch with the internet for a couple days but it was during a big upgrade expansion to the network in the hotel (wireless soon on all floors) so sort of understandable. With the VIP rates it is absolutely a great deal, my one week there more than payed for the VIP membership.

2) VIP card - between the presedente and ZB and Kamur the VIP more than payed for itself. I forgot to use it at Costa Del Sol, but the food was so good i was in a daze

4) Getting the exit tax stamp done at the Banco Credito at my leisure. Combined it with a trip to pay respects at the defunct park hotel and a wander thru Marcado Central made it a pleasurable way to avoid a terrible line (I saw it!).

3) Little gifts for the ladies - The $20 I spent in the states for a variety of gifts was well worth it. As many of us want to maintain a veneer of fantasy in the whole game, it seems a lot of the girls feel the same. We all know we are playing parts, so play your part well.

5) Hold onto your heart - I can see now how easy it could be to fall in love with one of these girls, hell I was halfway there this week myself. The best cure I found was getting naked with a new girl, helped me out every time

6) is the one I should have put more effort into: Habla Espanol at least a little. Just making the effort seemed to go a really long way. You can get by without it but that is just what you are doing, getting by.

There is lots of little bits of advice I found helpful beyond this, but these were the big ones I found most useful. Look for my TR coming soon in the VIP section =D

Congrats Furryman, you popped your CR cherry!



I have been using the line "Love em, just don't fall in love with em." As a hopeless romantic, I want to fall in love with each one I do. I sometimes believe their sad stories. I feel bad that these hot little latinas find themselves in such a position where they have to Phuck us to survive. Then I slap myself, throw cold water on my face and say "Snap out of it Astro!"

1) This is the easiest job they ever had....and I am convinced that if it was legal in the states, every strip club would become a Blue Marlin overnight. There would be no shortage of hot babes to work there.

2) Once they get over the opening night sickness in the stomach, they are fine with it. Some of them may not like it....but it's not like they are digging ditches.

3) The family stigma goes away, the moment the chica pays for Mom's rent the first month. Then Mom is suddenly fine with it, and even pimps out her little darling for more dinero. You would think most mothers would be horrified that their teenage daughters are working a hooker bar, but they are delighted. Hey, the rent gets paid and there is suddenly food on the table.

As I posted in a recent trip report....for them it is ALL about the dinero. And for us it is about the sexo. Love em, just don't fall in love with them. Then they are screwing US....instead of vice versa!

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nice post and great to meet you

Y'all come back soon now,Y'hear. There's a cute Tica that has already started asking for you.

Next trip is already in planning phase, it's hard to think about much else besides getting back

So, Um, Who was it asking about me? Just curious of course