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Author:  ShowerHead [ Sun Nov 07, 2004 7:02 am ]
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My Fellow Mongers

While on my last trip...a few of us..Paco ..Tex...Rocko..LatinoHeat.... were trying to come up with a way to do some business near the DR. :)

I came up with a idea of installing a Day Care Service in or near the Del Rey where a working chica/mother could drop her k**d off while working. She could then take a few minutes off during her shift, whether it be the day shift or night shift and visit with them. It would be open 24 hours a day and only closed on Santa Semana and other holidays in CR.

That way the old excuse of doing no toda la noche due to the fact that she had to get home to her K*D would not be a factor in some cases. Also then there is the conveinence of possibly meeting her mother or other family members who come to visit the K*D and eliminating that "oh come over to my barrio casa and meet my mother! :o

We would offer english classes to their k**ds. Comfortable little rooms for the overnighters.

Think of the excellent advantages that the working chica would have. She would be able to work and be near her k**d ...she could also attend english classes when classes are being taught to her k***d.

It would not be hard..I would think to get a few grade school teachers to come to work for us seeing as what they get paid down there. We would have a school board made from our group of mongers and investors.

School Board President....... Circus
Interm President .........PacoLoco
School Board Relations.......GMan
International Rep to CR........Vegas Bob
Office Manager................Rocko
Colombian Division..........Dino/ShowerHead
Nicaraguan Division.........BeachMan
Dominican Divison........PacoLoco again.
Costa Rican Divison.......TMan
Janitorial Division...........LatinoHeat
Recess Division.............Texn
Group Activities.............Astroglide

Anyone want to invest?

Any input from you guys would be greatly appreciated.

ShowerHead
Author:  PacoLoco [ Sun Nov 07, 2004 12:12 pm ]
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Wasn't it Texcdn that said we should also open up a Western Union right next to the Day-care? :lol: And we need to put a couple free computers in our Western Union for the chicas to email thier love-letters/money requests to all thier novios.

I sure could have used that day-care service last weekend!
My 1st Colombiana GFE kept saying she couldn't come see me as she had no babysitter for the little one. She mentioned carrying him with her (? WTF) but I wasn't sure what she meant, I couldn't picture him watching cartoons in my room while I enjoyed Mama's company. Maybe I should have told her to bring him along then got Showerhead to babysit for an hour.
Author:  King Costa [ Sun Nov 07, 2004 1:19 pm ]
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That business would go along great with selling chicas pictures of cute little K*ds to make gringos feel sorry for them.

Also, we could sell them boiler plate Novia letters so they don't have to think too much when asking for plata from the 10 gringos they are currently milking for money.
Author:  Kotigre [ Sun Nov 07, 2004 2:36 pm ]
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Heck, we could break the house if we could get the K*ds to run around in the gulch asking for hand outs from gringos or arm them with a shoeshine kit. Either that or give them little salavation army outfits and boxes along with a blood pressure kit
Author:  Gringo Malo [ Sun Nov 07, 2004 3:20 pm ]
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The little chicklet banditos are already operating. How about a little Blood Pressure Bandito taking a reading at your ankle, smaller higher pitched gut buckets, peddle car taxi banditos, massaje con me madre hucksters, junior panhandler nuns and the likes.
Author:  Circus [ Sun Nov 07, 2004 5:35 pm ]
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YO Rug Rat Rescue:
I accept the position as long as I can have my occasional nips of spirits while running this service. And I would also offer my experience as the "Pied Piper" to lead a group of rug rats and crumb crunchers to a cave up in the SJ mountains every week. Especially those two crying ones that are seated next to me on every damn plane flight I take.
Author:  ShowerHead [ Sun Nov 07, 2004 7:38 pm ]
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Circus....we are glad to know you have accepted our nomination. 8)

Welcome aboard the "Mongers Chica Hijos Escuela"..

Now can we hear from our other nominees.

ShowerHead
Author:  Hand-Solo [ Mon Nov 08, 2004 12:29 am ]
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Im in ....

I just returned (yup went this weekend again)

My only fear is that if Showerhead is in charge of the Columbianas ... I think he will give away too many free services
Author:  ShowerHead [ Mon Nov 08, 2004 4:57 am ]
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PacoLoco wrote:
I sure could have used that day-care service last weekend!
My 1st Colombiana GFE kept saying she couldn't come see me as she had no babysitter for the little one. She mentioned carrying him with her (? WTF) but I wasn't sure what she meant, I couldn't picture him watching cartoons in my room while I enjoyed Mama's company. Maybe I should have told her to bring him along then got Showerhead to babysit for an hour.


I would have been glad to babysit your Colombian GFE.... :twisted:

ShowerHead
Author:  Dapanz1 [ Mon Nov 08, 2004 10:48 am ]
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It may seem a joke but, I LOVE THIS IDEA. Since I am now tabbed as the most domesticated (or stupidest by some) maybe I can counsel the various Tico fathers on proper parenting techniques. When class is over they can go have a few Imperials then come back to the DR to pick up their hooker g/fs. Or maybe someone elses hooker g/f. :lol:

dapanz1
Author:  Latinoheat69 [ Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:01 am ]
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Janitorial duty :?: :?: :?: Surely my talents can be best utilized somewhere else. Can Circus and I switch? :P
Author:  Hand-Solo [ Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:13 am ]
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LH ... this is a good job for you. Learn how to clean showerheads towels
Author:  Latinoheat69 [ Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:37 am ]
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Texcdn wrote:
LH ... this is a good job for you. Learn how to clean showerheads towels


His towels cannot be cleaned they must be taken to the deepest darkest part of the rainforest and burned, then the ashes need to be buried at least 10 feet under the ground, and last but not least a "DO NOT ENTER" parameter needs to be set up using a 2 mile radius. :lol:
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