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Soflaguy
 Post subject: Midget in the Gulch?
PostPosted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 12:22 pm 
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I know this sounds crazy, but I am looking for a midget (not a 4 foot tica, more of the Lord of the Rings type) in the Gulch. I am currently staying at the SL and looking to check another box in my bucket list. Preferred attributes: big head, little fingers, bow-legged...prefer bi-lingual. Serious replies only please!

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 Post subject: Re: Midget in the Gulch?
PostPosted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 12:26 pm 
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You've taken this board to a new level of low. Get it ? Low.

There little people.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 12:51 pm 
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go to lipstick (stripper rip off bar) the manager there is a midget (man midget) but if anyone knows where there is a girl midget ....I would put my money on him
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 12:57 pm 
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A monolingual maybe, but a bilingual midget? That's a tall order.
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I wouldn't call it tall... :lol:


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 2:10 pm 
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I was sitting with him at the bar at the SL today. It's just something on his bucket list. Trust me it's one of the more "normal" items.
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Paging Jamrock(*)....

(*)CRT expert on midgets in SJO.

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JerseyJoe wrote:
I was sitting with him at the bar at the SL today. It's just something on his bucket list. Trust me it's one of the more "normal" items.


Thats why there was a break in at the Zoo last night :shock:
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 2:32 pm 
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don't tell me that Insezio Pegan (sp) is loose in the gulch.
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haha Too funny this thread! Was discussing sex with a midget just the other day. I'm not sure if I would like it or be creeped out..
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The cocktail weenie fingers freak me out for some reason.
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There was a better chance at me going to Relax then this thread getting "serious replies only".... :)



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Sounds more like you are requesting a dwarf not a midget. I can not believe ID and Orange let a distinction like this get by quality control :lol:

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Estebanh
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 3:39 pm 
Soflaguy wrote:
looking to check another box in my bucket list.


What other weird crap is on your bucket list? :roll:
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 6:13 pm 
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i once did a girl with no arms when i was in the navy. it was actually pretty good except for doing it doggie, she kept sliding off the bed.
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