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Hola Gents!

Over the last several months, a number of mongers have become emotionally attached to those fine ladies in the BM. In fact, several of these guys want other mongers to "spy" on them and report back if these chicas are working at the BM.
I HAVE THE SOLUTION

I have formed a formal investigative group of mongers and named the business DEL REY MONGER SPY FOR HIRE.

Our mission and business plan is to provide all the spying you guys want and need for a fee.
Right now we are seeking capital for the following items necessary to open this service.

1. Trenchcoat
2. Camera Lapel
3. Condom sniffing dog
4. Homer to stick on chicas asses
5. Spy Bums
In additional to the capital necessary for those items stated above, we will require the following fees:

1. $1,000 retainer
2. $200 per hour charge
3. Expense money to and from San Jose
4. Chica money (even a spy has to get a piece once in a while)
We offer the following "no phuck guarantee" on your particular chica.

All funds used to towards great fun and adventures in Costa Rica.

KC

King, that is a great idea, the only drawback I see is the costs. The fee schedule could add up very quickly.

Maybe you should consider a second company "BUDGET DEL REY MONGER SPY FOR HIRE"

This company would employ only mongers who reside in Metro San Jose. This would eliminate the expense of traveling to San Jose and lodging costs. It would make the service more affordable for the colones challenged.

I would be willing to make a personal sacrifice and accept a few assignments for the cause.

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alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
Alex Levine

Yes, I know the fees are quite high but our steering committee feels that if these guys are gullible enough to fall for these chicas, they are dumb enough to pay these ridiculous fees.

Budget Del Rey Spy for Hire can go after the 20,000 colones chicas.
We cater to the ciens.

King..

Great idea!

How about giving all clients a free session with a local monger Psychologist to help them deal with the bad news we must give them.

Also the 1,000 $ retainer is a bit low compared to the money we will save them in the long run!

ShowerHead

Showerhead:

I thought about incorporating in the Del Rey Monger Spy Service counselling services but I thought the better of it for several reasons.

1. Vegas Bob already has that job locked up. I know how much he
enjoys spending his time telling all the sorry ass gringos that these
girls spend all of their time working in the BM

2. I think a "SAVE THE GRINGO PROGRAM" is a complete waster of
time because these guys don't want to listen.

3. We really want to encourage these mongers to use our services to
finance our trips and afford cien girls whenever possible.

I have 25 girls I need you to track. They can phuck anyone they want except Showerhead

The thought of his crusty sheets and towels, not to mention his foot fetish is too much to handle. I need to know my women are clean.

Will you take a check.

KingCosta..

Take no checks from LatinoHeat.. He has laundered them.

Only cash from him.... he hides the cash in his cubicle at work.

25 women LH ? I did not think you could have had that many as you are always off washing your hands ....

Got any spare Handi Wipes ?

ShowerHead

LH:

Sorry dude, Cash Only.... I need to know the names (fake DR names)
pictures, and phuckin habits of your DR chicas.

Remember, we promise only to follow them and no phuck them.
That is our "absolutely no phuckem guarantee"

I am going to put one of my undercover street bums on the job.

King

Great post King.

I think you should also offer picture verification for all the pictures the chicas show to the gringo's !!!

I will also offer a secret decoder ring so that we can send coded reports to your clients.

How about an ink exploding condom like the ink packs they use with money. When the condom enters a dark wet place it will burst an ink pack marking the chica as having "cheated"

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"Life isn't like a box of chocolates...it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow." SP

Willy:

I gotta hand it to you, I really like the exploding ink condoms

King
I even volunteer to inspect for the ink spots

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"Life isn't like a box of chocolates...it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow." SP

OK guys. How about a round of drinks on me at happy hour Thanksgiving day for a report on my Gloria? I will see her right after that and she will tell me that she hasn't worked since I left. Of course I will believe her.
Scubabum

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Why Chicas Come to CostaRica:

"Predators gather where prey abounds"

Willy:

I have a recent story of a monger who professed his love to a DR chica.
I was very skeptical that indeed that the love was reciprocated by the chica. I was proved wrong!

The chica clearly showed her feelings to the gringo when she limited her trips up the elevator from 7 to 5. She also agreed not to speak to the guy over the phone while actively having sex with another gringo.

Willy, that my friend, is really TRUE LOVE

King

King
You are right on man.If I started charging for a spy sevice my PM box would suddenly become empty. The strangest part of all these guys having affairs of the heart with BM chicas,is that they all think their relationship is different. I do my best to help the afflicted,but usually they reject my help because it isn't what they want to hear.Their chica is "different" Your posts are very funny,but unfortunately the situation some of these guys have gotten into is far from humorous.
By the way,I think if we charged for the service,it would somehow be construed as pimping given the current political climate. lol

VB....... you should write the book on Del Rey Spying...