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PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2011 12:46 am 
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LOL!!! Not quite there yet but one day I will be...as will all of us be. Will the Ticas still Love a 72 year old Gringo if he still has the moola she wants? :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2011 1:07 am 
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If he were still alive we could ask J. Howard Marshall who married Playmate Anna Nicole Smith, who was not 72, but 62 . . . years younger than Mr. Marshall. 8)

Certainly she did not concern herself with his billion dollar fortune when she decided to bed the 90 year old, wheel-chair bound Marshall.


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PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2011 6:50 am 
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That just proves that we mongers are irresistible. :)

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PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2011 1:11 pm 
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Will the Ticas still Love a 72 year old Gringo if he still has the moola she wants?
just ask VegasBob!

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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2011 6:48 am 
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Don't worry, they WILL still love you. A few years ago sitting in the BM one afternoon, there were 2- 80 year old gentlemen getting on the elevator with two chicas, and upon the doors closing on the elevator, the whole room erupted into a standing ovation for these gentlemen


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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2011 3:05 pm 
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One benefit to being old, fat and/or ugly is that the girls feel they are 100% beautiful in comparison.

I moved here when I was 34 and in great shape and noticed that various girls thought I would not treat them well or want to pay them. So I learned some spanglish, added a few pounds, a few years, and now all is good. :?

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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2011 2:45 pm 
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I think that all put*s see older men as "less work for more pay". That is why so many who advertise have "must be over 40" as one of their requirements.

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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2011 8:35 pm 
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Yes, but they will probably call you abuelo. :P


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:06 am 
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As long as you it have "moola" as you stated , a quote from Sammy Davis Jr, "I have enough green to cover my black."


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:50 am 
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Abeulo, Papi, Hermano or Hijo - who cares as long as you are getting IT ? :D :D :D

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:10 pm 
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Don't ask a chica if she loves you, or even likes you, if you can't handle the answer. One flat out answered that she loves my money. I liked the candor.


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:42 am 
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As I was entering my hotel room with a smoking colombiana in Jaco, I jokingly said " Mi casa es su casa", and without missing a beat, she replied " Su dinero es mi dinero"
After I got done laughing, we had a marvelous session


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 1:38 am 
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Just don't let them hang up their clothes in your closet. Keep 'em moving right on out the door.


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 11:19 am 
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LOL!!! Not quite there yet but one day I will be...as will all of us be. Will the Ticas still Love a 72 year old Gringo if he still has the moola she wants? :lol: :lol:

Of course they will, just don't run out money!


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 10:06 pm 
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They will love your money more than you. :D


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