Goetz,
Yes, I've seen the poster and I think of it often. In fact I referred to it to a co-worker just the other day.
It took some work but I found the poster.
http://stucohen.com/reality_check.htmFortunately there are some plusses to being married to this woman. And for those of you who think it's just the sex you would be mistaken.
She can be a lot of fun when she wants to be. She looks good on my arm and can be the best date you ever had. She loves to dance, is a big football fan, enjoys a little gambling (as do I) and has a great sense of humor. And after 4 1/2 years of marriage she still loves me (go figure).
Plus she has allowed me 4 trips to Costa Rica in the past year.
On the other hand she can sure piss me off in a heartbeat if that's the direction she wants to go.
I have never had Ch*ldren so I can only surmise this is what it's like to raise a teenage daughter. What can you do? You can't beat them you just try to "get through to them".
If it all falls apart I will survive. I'll be on the next plane to San Jose then Rio, the Philippines and Thailand so I'm not lying awake at nights worrying about it.
I would hate to lose my third house, though.
Note to Circus: Sorry, mama passed away 3 months after my wife arrived in the USA. Yes, fellas, that sort of thing does happen and you know who picked up the majority of the tab for the doctor and funeral.