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 Post subject: Divorce in USA
PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:58 am 
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I just heard on CNN that in 2006 the US had more reported divorces than the REST OF THE WORLD COMBINED. Why do you think that's true? Since I have gone thru the ordeal twice, I feel like I've paid my dues.

Why are divorces so expensive in th US......... because its WORTH IT.


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 9:37 pm 
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Yeah, they are worth it.
But, why not have to pay, let's say $30K upfront to get married. I wonder how many singles would be around??
And this fee would cover your divorce in the future, after all you will get one it's just a matter of time. :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol:
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:10 pm 
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If I ever find myself wanting to get married again, I'm just gonna buy her a house and a car and hit myself in the head with a hammer and get it overwith quickly.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:48 am 
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Divorce in the US is out of control. Most every guy I know tells only stories of lopsided decisions by judges. It's truly a case of biggest liar wins. The judge assumes that both sides are equally lying, so he does the King Solomon "split it down the middle" - so biggest liar wins. 8) :roll:

Guys talk about attorneys fees (both sides), family evaluator fees, Ch*ld psychologists (each Ch*ld), school counselors, mediators, accountants, asset appraisals, real estate & auto appraisers a;; wanting to be paid. In Florida, the Judge is charged with ruling on the fairness of the financial split and the "in the best interests of the Ch*ldren" concerning the decisions on Ch*ld support, visitation, education, medical, musical lessons, sports, vacations, holidays, college funds, etc. It sounds nice, but when there are this many professionals to advise the court and then resolve their differences of opinion so the judge can rule, it is even more costly and time consuming than I remembered from many years ago. "Of course," the Judge must hear the augments and recommendations from all parties before they can render a decision. :roll: :roll: It's a true clusterfuck and most every guy who is forced to endure this says....."never again." :cry:

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:47 am 
just wondering, what do you guys think Ch*ld support is for? i mean, what should it buy and what should it not buy.

just asking for a simple list.


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:31 pm 
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If I ever find myself wanting to get married again, I'm just gonna buy her a house and a car and hit myself in the head with a hammer and get it overwith quickly.


Phuck that... If I ever get the urge to tie the knot again, I'll find the closest doorway and slam the door on my hand to remind me of the pain... Same effect, but costs a fraction of divorce...

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:52 pm 
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Phuck that... If I ever get the urge to tie the knot again, I'll find the closest doorway and slam the door on my hand to remind me of the pain... Same effect, but costs a fraction of divorce...
Don't you mean slam it on your head?

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:14 pm 
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Vegas Bob wrote:
I just heard on CNN that in 2006 the US had more reported divorces than the REST OF THE WORLD COMBINED. Why do you think that's true? Since I have gone thru the ordeal twice, I feel like I've paid my dues.

Why are divorces so expensive in th US......... because its WORTH IT.


Rugged individualism coupled with Feminist values and good ole capitalist greed. :shock:


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 3:44 pm 
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Vegas Bob wrote:
I just heard on CNN that in 2006 the US had more reported divorces than the REST OF THE WORLD COMBINED. Why do you think that's true? Since I have gone thru the ordeal twice, I feel like I've paid my dues.

Why are divorces so expensive in th US......... because its WORTH IT.

VB, this gal I work with got married 10-10-10, the wedding was a huge one, like if they were filthy rich (they're far from it). They didn't wait to pay the big debt before moving to the "next step". They're already in the process of getting a divorce. By the way, somebody is hitting that snatch already.

My question is not why people get divorced but why do they get married in the first place. In the old time, you had to get married to get pu*sy, that's not the case nowadays anymore.

Like everything else, marriage is not taken seriously anymore!

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 3:52 pm 
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D2864 wrote:
just wondering, what do you guys think Ch*ld support is for? i mean, what should it buy and what should it not buy.

just asking for a simple list.


roof over their head
food
clothes
medical needs
education costs
ect...


unfortunately, there are many custodial parents that abuse the process which leads to disagreement on how the monies are spent.

this is particularly true if the custodial parent is a worthless, substance abusing piece of shit.

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If the man lived in the United States for at least 2 years and then probably be made for permanent residency on their own (without your signature). If you have never lived here, so it will be a more difficult case for him to do out of their cooperation. In both cases, you must hire an immigration lawyer for this.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 1:12 am 
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If the man lived in the United States for at least 2 years and then probably be made for permanent residency on their own (without your signature). If you have never lived here, so it will be a more difficult case for him to do out of their cooperation. In both cases, you must hire an immigration lawyer for this.




Yes!...but, why is there air?

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 1:54 pm 
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Yeah.. some comedy guy said that next time he wants to get married he will just find some bitch that hates him and buy her a house instead.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 4:16 pm 
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The comedian was Louis Grizzard who used to write for the Atlanta Constitution Newspaper. Funny guy.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 03, 2011 4:58 pm 
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What they do fellow mongers I am 34years old never been married. Was thinkig about it need some veterans advice from folks who's been there and done that


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