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That's how I consider myself in the ageold question of dick size. However to listen to the usual chicas extoling the virtue of my "incredible" thing with comments such as Papi Papi you have a big dick,you'd think that all we guys should be making movies. The chicas in CR all seem to say that anything over an inch and a half belongs in a museum.
However the night before last was funny.I took a legitimate 18 year old first timer out of the DR and to my house. As we were playing on the couch we disrobed eachother. She put her hand around my manhood and said innocently "is this normal?" I'll be damned if she didn't earn a propina right there.

Do you want me to bring you a supply of Trojan MAGNUMS?

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William Walker
8 May 1824 - 12 Sep 1860
Fusilado

Hey Bob;

If you want to keep that title stay out of your jacuzzi Brrrrrrrrr!!!

VB-
That girl might just be a natural at her chosen profession, and it sounds like she will be making muchas, muchas propinas in the future. Don't forget, before your head ( the big one) swells too much that they are all mentirosas.

Yea VB

I thought I was the only one they called Big Penne
I'll be there tomorrow so save me a first time 18 year old

VB: I will give you a nickle to hook me up with your newbie. I promise not to Phuck it up like I did the last one you gave me.

I have had the same experience, and like you I always thought I was average. Cristal was bragging to her friend Joelly about me...and when we finally got in the room together, she showed Joelly the merchandise, and she seemed impressed. I knew they weren't kidding....since by then I had gotten to know all these girls and they had no reason to build up my ego.

I do find the Trojan Magnum XL's to be more comfortable. The regular ones hurt like hell when putting them on.

Bulldog....I can't believe you beat me down there, you bastard!

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ASTROGLIDE

much better than throwing the proverbial hot dog down the hallway...

YO 1-1/2" studs:
Damn, there may be hope for old Circus after all. Damnit, never had a chica pull my 2" of manhood ( and that's on a good day) out of my smelly jocks and look on it with amazement. Never happened. Hell, there are normally giggles, laughs or tears of disappointment.......but never thoughts of my special purpose being in a museum.

VB, mi amigo. She definitely is a keeper in my book. Ask her if she would be interested in old fart with some real wood........that is the popsicle stick broken in half to make a splint for my pitiful pecker. Will she provide service for $18? Okay......I'll make that $22.50. Chicas like this are hard to find.

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Damn if I'm going to repeat this shit again. I need a drink.
I've been drinking vodka every day for 45 years and I have certainly never found it to be habit forming.

VB,

Firstly it was a pleasure to meet you and hope that cold goes away! Also, thanks for that hook up with E, she did show up at my hotel yesterday, early!!!

As for size, I do prefer the Magnum XL's thet seem to fit less snug. But, you are right all the Chicas tell me how huge I am! lol!

Btw, you told me someday you might tell me E's 1st name......... does H ring a bell? lol!

Take care and hope to see you again in the future!

Pura Vida!

YO Pops:
You miserable SOB. I wish you would just chill out and keep that crap to yourself. It's embarrassing to have an old man dad like you. These guys are real mongers with the necessary equipment to satisfy the chicas in demand. I'm proud of my well hung status......must have gotten it from grand dad, it damn sure was'nt inherited from you. Your genes went south along with your mind and liver.

I may be headed to CR this week now that all the gang mostly left. My plan is to do at least four different chicas a day in SJ with a few repeats in there. Will also be up in Jaco with some surfer dude friends hanging ten on the bed springs. I'll send you an email with a few pics so you can get your jollies......eat your heart out old fart. Hope you and that lesbo cat find something to do in that dump you live in. It's a wonder the storm did not blow it away. BTW, hope you still have that life insurance policy paid up. Mom and me could use the change when you keel over.

Just thinking about you.........Your stud son.

Circus - you are amazing - thanks for the laugh. Missed you this last trip but sounds like you have been getting more than your share of BBBJ in Florida. Hang in there - I can see you haven't lost your sense of humor.

YO Horns:
Yea, I was on the way to the bus station in route to CR when I heard that Hurr. Jeanne was headed for the Pits of Jax. I could just see my double wide rolling over to the infested city dump next door. What BBBJ's? Other than Shitass, my cat, with her toe sucking......sex is hard to come by in this neighborhood. There is gagging Annie about a half mile down the road but I'm on her shit list for giving her a bogus $10 check last time.

BTW, my sources at the DR informed me they spent two days cleaning up that mess you and the boys left in the upper master suite and patio area. The bed sheets were burned and it took two gallons of spot remover to get the pecker tracks off the walls and floors. Son, you need to stop and smell the roses.......and keep your nose out of all those beavers. Juanita, the floor maid, cashed in for 8,500 colones she got from the recycle plant due to the beer containers you rascals left. She said thanks for the propina......and hopes she is not late this month. You dog......really spread it around don't you.

Just got a call from my dead beat son......now the bastard wants to borrow dinero for his trip to CR. NOT !!!!! Shit, no wonder I drink.

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Damn if I'm going to repeat this shit again. I need a drink.
I've been drinking vodka every day for 45 years and I have certainly never found it to be habit forming.

If the Girls start charging by the inch I could aford to come down to CR twice a year.

Its not real long. but their is a lot of ass behind it!

It takes a big Hammer to drive a Big Spike

Now when considering the “Perfect Staff “ are the Chicas “Pecker” Allowance ratings similar to Airlines calculations for Luggage…
Length x Width x Height…and are there Extra Points given for Straightness vs. Creative Curvatures….Age and Skin texture should be given consideration as well.

Bottom line I think a Perfect Pecker Experience for any Chica is one that has the Ability to Blast Off on Command and Sustain enough Thrust to Generate Mutual Combustion… and when re-entry occurs the Parachute opens Correctly and is in Full Bloom.

Just my 2cents of Poppi C*ck

Johnnie B.