I was thinking of doing it but Im missing tits and a Vagina!

It goes to prove the old adage about what brings the attention of law enforcement upon a few harmless vices such as booze, babes and a little gambling:

1. Is it commercialized?
2. Is it conspicuous?
3. Has someone complained?

Hopefully we all recognize the need to avoid conspicuous and commercialized behavior because that brings the complaints;

Complaints bring the attention of pain-in-the-ass politicians who gleefully get the monkey off their back by feeding stories to the media and letting them do the dirty work.

There are few people more motivated than an moral crusader seeking to justify their image of self-righteousness, no matter how hypocritical they really are in their secret lives such as Jimmy Swag*ert, who was perhaps the most infamous hypocrits, but there are hundreds of others.

My sainted mother taught me to never trust a man with a B*ble under his arm whether or not said book was literally "The" book or carrying of said book was symbolic and metaphorical.