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ok guys here are somewhat accurate stats:

80 per cent of puta in san jose are lesbians.

10 per cent are bi sexual

10 per cent are men only

so, when you think you are having a good time and she uses her hands to emulate a bj, remember it is phone. these girls hate men. of course I will get my detractors but after coming to cr for 9 years those are the facts. The phone bj where they grease you up and have hands on it, you are not even getting a bj. But, you maybe too drunk to realize it.

They all have girlfriends that they support along with their stupid Ch*ldren from various men. Yes, get mad but they have Ch*ldren and could care less whose sperm it was. There are many ugly Irish looking cr' Ch*ldren who look like they are the product of guiness stout.

I must admit I Phuck these rubbery cunt only if drunk. With ni liquor they repulse me. The big chicas with their phucked up eye brows and their multi layered vagina are disgusting. I like a tight paper clip slit. many of these girls have more folds than an oragmai exhibit.

then you have the gringos who "love" their favortia. what a fng joke. I take their favorita and phuck them and then tell them about their girls peculiar anotomy. No longer favorita. as a matter of fact i get a kick out of doing just that. talking to some liquored gringo and him introducing his girlfriend to me. That is the girl I try to phuck in the ass. It is a sport, but a better sport than thinking these girls are into anything but ben franklin.

I think most of the whores at sportsmens should be cleaning ladies. at least they would have some respect. I especially like a gringo who takes a girl after she ate a cheesburger and full plate of fries with soup. the gas that comes out of that bitch must be incredible. and the gringo pays for it. I want a flat stomach not a stomach bloated from bored chicas who eat all day on the arm. sure get pissed but truth is truth

Wow, dude. Lay off the sauce. You are trippin' buddy!!!!

My question is what does this have to do with a trip report. It is at best just general information or a random thought.

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rofl.

To each his own, but fat girls can be fun too.

And what is the source of your "somewhat accurate" statistics? If you're doing chicas with bumper crop eyebrows and burger fueled jelly rolls maybe its you that has a perception problem. Yeah, some of the chicas are disgusting but nobody forces you to return to SJ. Maybe you should take a break Einstein.

and it took you 9yrs to find this out. . i feel for you my brother you need help. save your money. find a doc. when you do take half the money you saved and send it to kustupf88 @ la amistad. they will put it in my locker for a return trip.

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Come on man, tell us how you really feel
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I am not mad. But you do sound bitter. You numbers seem a little off, but I do not have a problem with Lesbians.

Yea, I can understand what you are saying. Only if you are too tired or drunk to Phuck them. If they ask for hand lotion tell them that you don't have any.

Sounds to me like 'Oktosample' has been sampling something besides the chicas (putas) I know in San jose. Or even more so, it sounds like he is really pissed at one or more of HIS "novias" here. Man you are paying them for 'love for an hour or so, NOT for a life time!! What difference does it make if she is a lesbian, Bi-sexual, or straight, as long as she gives you what you want during the time you are paying her for

Based on my experience over the past 15 years of visiting and living here, I will agree that there are a lot of the 'working chicas' here who are lesbian (maybe 25%) and another 25-35% who are 'BI' or at least say they are, in order to get extra money or 'dupla' sessions for their less attractive friend. Many of these actually do not like doing another chica, but will because of the extra $$$ for doing a lesbo show! Many of the chicas will also fake the lesbo action. Based on what I can determine form knowing several hundred chicas (and I do not mean "knowing" them from having sessioned once with them, but from actually talking to them and getting to know at least a little about their personal life) I would guess that close to 50 % of the working chicas, both Indies and MP, are married; another 25+% have a live in boyfriend, or girlfriend.

While on the subject of the 'working chicas' and their personal lives--one thing that will shock a lot of guys (many will refuse to believe it) is the fact that most of these chicas are NOT anywhere near as 'dumb' as guys think. Many of the things they do are calculated ployes to make you feel sorry for them, to get you to give them extra money or other things of value; or just to keep from having to take responsibility for the things they do. I know many of them that are in law school, medical school, nursing, engineering, business school. I know chicas who own a car and/or a house paid for by 'smart ' gringos--sounds like she is pretty smart to me if she can con a guy out of a new car or house. Hell I know one 'dumb blonde' here who gets almost $2000 a month total from 3 gringos (they do not know about each other) and she drives a very expensive car that one of them bought her. OH, and she still works almost everyday if non of the 3 are here!!!!

Another fact: very few of these chicas make anywhere near as much money as most guys think from turning tricks--very very very few Indies average even close to one session a day; most average one every 3-4 days. Even at their share of c6000 to c10000 per session, most MP chicas actually make more in a week than most Indies. That plus the safty, security, and not wanting to be seen in public with a gringo is the reason most MP chicas work where they do; not because of their looks or lack of . Where most Indies make their 'living' is off the RFMs and gifts they con gringos out of!!

NO, they do NOT care anything about you more than for what they can get out of you at that moment! We guys are fond of saying "love them (and pay them) for an hour and then forget them"!! Sadly what many guys can not understand is that the chicas have the same saying except it is "get paid" for the hour or so!! Guys seem to forget that they are paying her to make them think she really likes them and cares for them (for that hour)!!!!! AND THEY HAVE DONE A MUCH BETTER JOB OF LEARNING AND LIVING BY THE SAYING than us guys

As for the fake BJ, Oktosample is correct in that a lot of chicas know how to fake giving a BJ, even a BBBJ CIM and poor guys are to wraped up in their own pleasure to realize the truth of what is going on at the moment. I know one very popular chica who is known for her BBBJ CIM who I knew never gave me that service (always covered). I finally asked her about it and she showed me what she does. If I had not known the truth, I would have sworn she was doing BBBJ. I have since talked to many other chicas who have admitted to doing the same thing. Many others really do not like plucking guys (even for money) but do not mind sucking him off, especially if covered, and they are masters at getting the guy off with little, or often, NO actual sexo during the session.

All this said, I do not believe the chicas here in Costa Rica are any different than working chicas anywhere else in the world when it comes to playing games and 'fooling the john'

And nothing about this thread has anything to do with a trip report

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well said BB

well, at least it was brought up about the fake bj. many of your guys think ur getting one but it is far from the truth. next time u hire a chica tell her no hands on penis. straight thrusting into their mouth. if they dont swallow of take it in then no pay. many guys I have seen swear they had the best bj and never got close to one.

bang bang is in my corner.

This is terrible.....




Cujo

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If you're getting a fake bj ur getting jobbed.. If ur getting jobbed, chica doesn't really wanna be with you....simple really..




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