So here I am, hungover, tired, and getting ready for work. The rat race has got me down. I'm slightly depressed. Vacation couldn't come at a better time!!!! Just a few more days. I get back to CR Wednesday the 21st. I have to tell you guys that are rookies, read this board. There's just too much good information.
To the guys that have given me info or advice on this board, I thank you.
To the rookies, a few quick words:
1. Plant the seeds. When you go to CR, get the names and emails of the girls that tickle your pickle. My first trip, I screwed up. I should have gotten more names and numbers. But I made up for it. I got some of the best ladies in line for myself now. It's definitley a little bit of a pick up when you get the confirm email saying that 2 women can't wait to suck me off together. Wake up at the SL and have a 3some. Only in CR.
2. Let the good times roll. One of the best pieces of advice given to me was to keep it loose, don't make too many plans...cuz you never know what's gonna happen. I only have 2 goals. Do ATV tours at some point and catch the NFL draft. Other than that, play by ear. Don't plan for 38 nuts in 3 days or 5 women at the same time. You have no choice but to get laid. Its gonna happen.
3. Be prepared to say no. Ya just can't be afraid of it. El Gato picked me up last time with a lady in the van. When I first entered, she looked like a solid 8!!! It must have been a long trip cuz upon further review, she was a 5. I had to tell her I didn't want anything and thanks. Felt bad cuz we were together for the 30 minute ride to the SL. Told her I just wanted to shower and sleep. She told me she could soap those hard to reach areas for me. As tempting as it was, I said no. Continued to say no to several women during dinner until I found the winner winner chicken dinner. I was rewarded with a girl who bounced on my johnson like a jack hammer. To this day I haven't seen a girls ass do those things from the reverse cow girl position. Say no till it feels right.
4. The most important thing: Laugh. Nothing is more contageous than a couple of guys havin a good time. When you're having a good time, everyone knows it. PS- you attract some of the coolest talent.
I can't wait to be at Las Palmas, walk out of my room and see women drinkin at the bar. Gentlemen, CR rules...
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