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TMZ “The drama unfolded after an airport official checked out Joan's passport and became suspicious when he noticed it read "Joan Rosenberg AKA Joan Rivers."
http://www.tmz.com/2010/01/04/joan-rive ... -detained/

"Rivers claims she was forced to put herself up in a hotel overnight to wait for another flight out this morning."

I wonder if she stayed at the Del Rey?

Word on the street is that she stayed at the Circus Cardboard Inn, Inc. !

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She should have flown Northwest. They would let her on without a passport if she pays cash at the counter and has a stranger 'vouch' for her. Explosive powder in underwear optional.

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The people who held her hostage should have to pay a ransome to get anyone to take her back.

I bet she will have some funny things to say about Costa Rica during her comedy act. How about...... "They only kept me there because they needed another 76 year old hooker."

I saw her on Larry King last night; She was mad. it was not the Air line that stop her from boarding. but it was the Renta Cops that search your bag before you go on the Airplane. They would not let her on because her boarding Pass and her Passport did not say the same thing. It's kinda funny they do not know what AKA means... Her passport has her real Married name and AKA Joan Rivers. her boarding pass has Joan Rivers. and they would not let her Board the plane...

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No, she was in Guanacaste... she did not stay in any hotel, she and her family rented a multi million dollar home for a little over a week.

If I only knew something was going to happen I may have thought about taking some photos of her over the week.

I actually had a couple of long conversations with her... my favorite was when she was asking what it was like as an American to live here full time and was it "easy to meet women and have some fun?" I just chuckled and kept the conversation moving.

It also may be that her appearance did not match her passport photo. Her face probably changes every three months. Oh how I wish I were her plastic surgeon. I would have been able to retire to CR long ago.

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I like how she said her family flew and left her behind without any money. Yeah - like I believe that load of shit??? She probably was put up in a suite at the JW Marriott.

She came across as a spoiled, racist, gringa, feminist old bitch on the news.

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Wrong! She was mistaken for “The Mummy”.

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Old Joan has another face lift, she'll have a goatee on her chin.

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Phucking KGB is always following me.

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they could have locked her in a dark hole and thrown away the key, as far as I'm concerned

She was on Larry King B*tching about it yesterday