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PostPosted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 12:28 pm 
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Now that the fourth and fifth affair girl have lawyered up and we are waiting for them to announce the affairs and that it is coming to light that the National Enquirer made a deal with Tiger two years ago to stop investigating an affair if he would do a cover story for its sister publication, Men's Fitness and that he has had threesomes and many fun nights at bars and strip clubs, we can move on to the solution.

Tiger's solution that will absolutely cover all indiscretions and get the forgiveness of everyone in the world is that he holds a news conference and says that he has a sexual addiction and he will be undergoing a two month inpatient treatment progrma for it. He will come out the poster boy for sexual addiction and the world will love him again. Much like Vick did jail time for his new beginning

Of course, it means no more strange pu*sy for him but it saves his endorsements and his name.

My thoughts, what do you think!!!????

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 2:53 pm 
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He needs to take advantage of the international aiport here in orlando and get down to brazil, CR ect. instead of banging everything near where he lives.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 6:12 pm 
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To me this is a classical example of a guy believing his own BS. He always sold and was re-sold as the perfect guy and Tiger actually started believing that. He is probably the greatest golfer that has live but he sucks as a monger. He needs to understand that he is just like any male on this earth, a dick with two legs. At that point he might just realize that he is not going to make everyone happy and life goes on.

The problem with his predicament is that he is himself an industry so the lawyers and publishers are working hard to keep him alive. This to me is going to be going on for a long time and we are just seeing the top of the iceberg. I wish him luck but like they said, you live by the sword …

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Tiger is now in shark infested waters and the sharks are hungry..........


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 8:09 pm 
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He needs to take advantage of the international aiport here in orlando and get down to brazil, CR ect. instead of banging everything near where he lives.
:D now great idea spend like 7-8 hours in the air :shock: here is swf theres better pu*sy than you will find in brazil :!: :!: :!: here every country is here :!: from latin to european to asia i mean woo wee it boggles your mind just come down to edison mall and walk around :shock: phuck i am getting some good stuff :D :twisted: and i am no stud :!: just finally waking up and having the balls to talk to them :D :twisted: :twisted: i will still come to CR because of having some favorites there and some friends there :D but going to brazil you do not have the selection :!: and i know i would get sick being on the plane that long esp with all the inconsiderate people on them and at the airport :!:


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 8:22 pm 
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Brother Florida, Wonder what they call Diacort in Brazil?


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 8:25 pm 
:D hola mi hermano good ?? i will not be finding out just take the original diacort with ya :D beware of imiations stick with the original and do not take generic equals as it might be determental to your state of mind :shock: :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 1:31 am 
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Maybe he can pick up viagra and durex endorsements.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:57 am 
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I think he should ditch the bitch (same old hole), pay for the boys care and education, ignore the other sleezy gringas don't pay $, and finally he should head south for so well deserved healing and a hell of a lot of fun.

No matter what happens his sponsors and the like won't/can't walk away from him. As for his reputation, he'll do just fine. He's just now learning that he's just like the rest of us. Human... :shock:

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 7:11 pm 
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What amazes me is how many guys end up with Derek Jeter's sloppy seconds. :shock:

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I could care less about golf or golf players. But the issue with Tiger goes beyond the world of golf.

Can you and I imagine having the problem of being one of the most recognizable men in the world. It has made Tiger a prisoner of his own fame. He can’t do anything without someone recognizing him. He cannot do what you and I can do; slip quietly into an MP or the SL for an afternoon delight and then slip back to our regular life and return to a normal life in Frost Bite Falls, Minnesota (God bless Cheech and Chong for that ditty).

As a K*D I lived near Palm Springs which at that time was one of the play grounds of the very rich and very famous from Hollywood and their political friends. Former President Kennedy came there more than once. His proclivities became well known in the Palm Springs area. It was the talk of the martini set at afternoon cocktail parties. Back then the press would not use his weakness (or strengths depending on how one looks at it) as a news story. They simply did not talk about it.

Famous people didn’t just start being sexually active in the past 20 years; they have always been hopping from one bed to another. History is riddled with one smutty little story after another particularly among the Royal Families of Europe. Henry VIII (England) and Catherine the Great (Russia) are historically well known for their activities.

But the revolting business of paparazzi and grocery store gossip magazines has taken away not only the privacy of the famous but now interferes with what should be very private, personal and serious family problems. I am sure that most of us can empathize at least with the family problem part.

The grocery store media trash may be accurate or close to accurate in their news scoop, but who really gives a rats a*s (?) some 400 pound house wife in the town of Corn Husk.

Obviously there are a lot of people who give a ratsass or it would not be "news".

Fame has a big price.

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http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/ ... e-jungers/

We are up to 10 now. Includes a porn star and a "sex-addicted couger."
He needs to get into sex counselling.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 4:05 pm 
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Dave wrote:
He needs to get into sex counselling.


I agree! Counseling for more. It would help his game which will be hurting now that he's not gettin any...

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I never read his life story, but I gotta believe that his father was probably pretty strict about no going out and always practicing. I mean there is video of him playing golf at age 3 for God's sake. He may have missed all the sex in high school and college, so he's just making up for lost time. :lol:


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 4:43 pm 
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I donno how people find this stuff interesting.
Tiger Woods had sex with a random girl!? Who would have thought.

Same with the Kobe Bryant crap, the Minnesota Vikings sex boat, the Ben Roethlisberger scandal, Lamar Odem cheating on all his girlfriends. I mean honestly, what do people expect?

Its funny because the girls at the time are all so willing until some random event in their life where they speak out about how "their life is ruined". Give me an effin break.

Its like Kim Kardashian shows up at my house and I turn her down because I have a moral oath with my girlfriend :roll:


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