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A chica that I was with last night told me a sort of sad tale. She was in the DR with her friend last week. They arrived at around 4pm.At 6pm her friend was approached by security and told she had to leave.She could go to the KL if she wanted to. I was wondering what happened to gorda chicas who were already there. The afternoon crowd still has plenty of gordas for those of you who like them. One interesting side note to this evacuation is going to be the negotiating with chicas at the KL.I can hear it now. "How much? ....Cien dollars.... but you are here with the fatties......No,no, i'm just here for the music.....no I'm here for the buffet.....I'm just here to keep my friend company" All this while the accepted chicas at the DR are feeling good about themselves and ploting their marketing strategy. Who ever would have thought that the $75/week security guys would be determining the price structure

Key Largo opens at 8pm or it used to. So what time does it open now?




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MY MEMORY HAS JUST BEEN SOLD
MY ANGEL IS A DEL REY PUTA

I bet the fringe benifits have gotten a lot better for those guys.

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I wouldn't make out this whole thing to be more than it is. HDR probably had some surge of fatties a few months back and this is their poorly thought out solution.

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I was told 10 PM when I was there a couple of weeks ago.

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It cant be 10pm if gorditas are told to go there at 6pm?

Well, here's a typical if imaginary conversation--"You got to leave outta here and if you want to work that thing, the KL opens at 10 PM. We don't give a rabid rabbit's rectum what you do in the meantime."

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I think this is a great solution, the DR has had way to many porkers for way to long. The only problem I see is the spinner rate going up, but that is what MP's are for. Maybe the buffet was lacking customers so big John thought of a way to bring up the revenue, send the fatties over to eat. Can't wait till November to see what new talent has arrived. To bad this idea wouldn't work in the states. I can hear the lawsuits now, he kicked me out because I was toooooo FAT.

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Many of us, self included, should be grateful they don't do a weight check on gringos. And we should pray (for the believers in the crowd) that they don't do a wallet check to make sure everybody has at least $100 in his wallet to pay for a session with the new and improved 'all 10' lineup. Maybe I should keep my mouth shut, sounds like an idea they might just adopt.

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I was at KL last Sat night and noticed all of the fatties so after 2 beers I went across the street and was amazed at the talent, or at least at the number of flacas. This also would explain the increase in fatties and what looked like newbies to the SL. The girls there have also gotten a bit more aggressive in as much as I used to rarely get harrassed while sitting at the bar. It's becoming more like the DR now.

Yeh, your right about the weight check on Gringo's. I'm about 30lbs overweight but I don't walk around with $100 in my pocket. From what I've seen if big John tried to tell us, hey your to fat go over the KL, he would be out of business in a week. Lets face it, most of us Gringo's are overweight whether it be 10lbs or 100lbs. But, we are the revenue for the bar as well as the hotel. Plus the $10 fee to take a chica upstairs. Have I missed anything?

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DR chicas have always been more aggressive so if these heavier chicas are migrating to SL, they may ruin the relaxed/no pressure ambiance of the SL. Some of us prefer SL the way it was before.

I suppose it's a good idea regarding the weight challenged chicas at the DR. There was more 'cottage cheese' on some of those chicas than you would find in the dairy section of your local supermarket

Regarding overweight Gringos, we are not trying to sell ourselves, we are the buyers. The chicas are the sellers!

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Yeah I had a slightly fea gordita come sit up next to me and proposition me but I don't even go there bc they demand almost the same price. Now if for a quick $30 oral uncovered maybe but again that's what MPs are for.

thanks for the honest updates.-kind of contradicts some of the cheerleaders posts. Then again on any given day...