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OK, so you've spotted the girl of your erotic fantasies, and you've managed to drag her away from the other slathering wolves who've been eying her too. You are the winner! Now, to reap the rewards of your conquest.

You go into the MP room, and naturally it's time to pay the girl. Yes, in this instance it's ok to pay first. No problem. You give her the cash and you're ready to get down and boogie.

The girl walks out the door, and you know that the front desk is only a few steps away. She'll be back in moments. Should you get undressed? OK, maybe shoes and socks. What if someone else comes in or opens the door? Well, pants and shirt too, but you know you're going to feel stupid waiting around naked. Then you tell yourself that's silly. You're in a brothel. But still...

OK, make yourself comfortable. You'll just sit on the bed and wait. Alright, it's been five minutes. You squirm on the bed. You're fidgety. What is she doing out there anyway? How long does it take to get the cash to the front desk and come back? You stand up and pace around. Are they watching me to make sure I'm not doing anything weird? Why is this taking so long? You don't want to look like an idiot, so you sit back down again.

five more minutes go by. What do they do out there anyway? Is there a problem? Is she coming back at all? You feel stupid sitting around naked in an empty room. Are they talking about you? WHAT THE HELL IS TAKING SO LONG? IT'S 30 SECONDS THERE AND BACK!

Ah. here she is. And she didn't bring back one of your ugly buddies. Life is good. Let the session begin. *phew*

But what the Hell do they do out there anyway? Oooh! never mind. That's her tongue in your ass. All is forgiven. What were you talking about again?

Ha! Funny post doubled as a friendly reminder as to why I don't go to MP's..

Thanks for the chuckles

Cujo

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I really am kind of curious as to what the hell they all do for the time they disappear though. It's so universal that they can't all be cleaning and primping before they come in. Surely some of them must feel that they are clean enough, or ready enough, at that critical time.

It's one of the great mysteries...

Yes, you would think it would normally take about a minute to go to the front desk and take care of the financials. But you forgot to factor in the time it took for her to go back to the bar and have a cigarette, B.S. with the bartender, text message five of her friends, line up her next session, and grab a few scraps off the plate of her amiga's lunch....

Believe it or not, you actually have to deal with something similar in the Rio termas. But at least there the garotas are putting the time to good use - getting their hair fixed up, putting on perfume, changing from their bar clothes into a sexy negligee (in my last session at Monte Carlo last trip the girl surprised me by coming out without panties on - which made for a great view going up the stairs)...

I didn't forget it. I did consider it. But in each given place there seems to be an almost clockable time as to how long it will take, usually not less than 5 minutes and not more than 10, that is consistent with every single chica. That can't account for a simple cigarette and food for every single chica!

I suggest that someone appoint a wingman at an MP to note the room that his buddy goes into, and then follow the chica when she comes out to find out what really happens, then report back.

I don't want the chica to come back and catch me with my tin foil hat on.

Very few I have been in and it has been many take that long and the one that did take forever wasn't an MP. Turns out the chica (Periera, CO) was getting all primped up for my only for an $8 fee for 10 min. personal dance snatch in face. Hey that was good too!

Maybe a quick brush of the teeth, a little mouthwash and ..... no really I think they know that it is just building up the tension and it makes for a better session. Kind of like rock bands start shows late, it builds the excitement.

My advice?--Get naked, stretch out and take a nap--make her wait on you a minute or two. I mean, when really does the clock start ticking?

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

That is also why I kind of like HLH. YOU pay Isabelle up front with the chica standing there, then go to the room.

Now that certainly doesn't deter/ prevent them from leaving once you get to the room for a....condom/ mouthwash rinse/ et al/ whatever!

Great post Shadowman.....good chuckles on a Thurs. morning

very funny, curious though

Back in the ZB days I used to take newbies past NF to ZB and back to SL. On several occasions I waited in the bar while guys did their thing. This gave me an opportunity to see what the girls did while the guys waited in the room.

When a girl gets picked virtually as soon as she gets into the bar she doesn't really get a chance to socialize. She drops the client off at the room, made the cashier stop then reentered the bar to say hello to the other guys and her girl friends, maybe grabbed a quick drink, then off to the bathroom to check her make-up and bs with a buddy. No rush, pura vida.

I think it is standard practice for them to "freshen up" whatever needs freshening while the guy waits. The time will vary depending.....

I have also seen girls vanish into hiding when certain least favored mongers appear. Thought it was humorous that they would rather hide than tell anyone they would rather not session with him/them. Maybe that is just their way of saying NEXT! (...and I didn't know and never cared to learn who they were trying to avoid).

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but your love don't pay my bills,
I NEED THE MONEY!" - John Lee Hooker

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Pacifica55 Partially Wrote:


So now I know why there were no chica's in the house the last trip I made.

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I always wondered this too. Especially in US MP's. After you pay, they step outside so you can get comfortable. OK, so what is the big deal if she stays while you get undressed it's not like you need privacy since she will see you naked anyway

PURA VIDA!

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I usaully use those five minutes to get naked and to lay on the bed on my side, then when the chica comes in I pat the bed next to me and wave her in, it is a great ice breaker. I also use the time to get the boys ready as i dont want to look like a scared turtle either. This shows the chica that I am confident and in control which the latinas like. My MP ladies cant believe that I want them to come and lay down next to me instead of just give a massage. This turns the session into a GFE make out session instead of just a dry old massage with mechanical sex.

Only having 2 MP sessions ever in my life, do they actually massage you too? Both times I went, no massage. I felt like Seinfeld...

Cujo

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"Pain is the fuel that fans the flames of my pyre. A battle plan is only as good as the general carrying it out on the field. This is my war son, and I have the biggest bombs and the smallest conscience"...