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Why dating a stinking Gringa is about as rewarding as masturbating with sandpaper while throwing heaps of twenty dollar bills out the window.
Sorry guys, had to unload: Finished the third date with a co-worker; there will not be a fourth date at my behest. I thought about the waste of time and money and still having blue balls, I thought I would document why this was a heaping big shit of a waste of time and money for me.

Reason Number 1: They fail to realize that making the man happy is part of the equation. I have to listen about this ex-husband and that ex-boyfriend and how the ex-husband felt they should have sex once a day and she felt that it would be more reasonable to have it a couple times a week (month). But she wants to find another man to marry so all her monetary problems will be rendered solved. Except for, the need not to please the man may cause smart men not to want to marry her; that’s a deal killer for me anyway.

Reason Number 2: This is a direct quote: “any man involved with me has to be a part of my sons life” (BTW, the son is 6’3” 23 years old a college grad that needs an association with me about as much as he needs a tape worm) Think I'll pass.

Reason Number 3: Every unhappy Gringa is all of a sudden Bob Villa in drag. WTF: Gringo bitch causes husband to walk, she buys a stinking shack where she once had a veritable McMansion and proceeds to spend every dollar she earns to try and make a poor facsimile of the house she once had with the husband she made walk on her. I guess it makes them feel more like a man.

Reason Number 4: Irony is very ironic: The husband of 20 years divorces her because she won’t put out and one of the issues I cite to her is that after 3 dates that cost me $150 bucks (sorry, no full mealticket for these beeatches, just drinks and horse-dovers) and enumerable phone calls, chats, coffees, walks, etc., I cite the same reason. Figid Beeatch

Reason Number 5: The dumb ass bitch told me if I don’t like it to kick her ass to the curb. Well, guess who is sitting at the corner with a sore butt? Life is too short to put up with stinky Gringas beeatches.

Ah well, Wednesday I leave for Guatemala.

P.S. Any of you M-Man don't like the way I treated her, PM me for her phone number.

Amen brother!!! I did not get out as cheap as you on the dates. I know I'm a big puss. But now my biggest problem is trying to make it to CR as often as possible. I have stopped going to strip clubs. I find myself looking for the rail at the BM at the local bars. Man it sucks not to be down south right now.

Ooops, the dreaded DP.

What kills me is when they flirt with you, touch you, make it clear they're attracted, and then hesitate to take it to the next level. There's always a reason it seems; the K*ds, the EX who she's not entirely done dealing with, worries about the appearance of hanging out (if you know her from work), and it goes on, and on, and on... There's a slick Dominican I work with, 38, slim, killer bod, personality, likes to laugh, who hesitated with me after coming into my office numerous times over several weeks and months. She had to "think about" giving me her number. I only asked once. I'm not into getting on my knees, no matter the knockers. I never asked again, but she's still asking me how I am in the hallways, touching me when she walks by, etc. She's through. It's over before it started. Gringa. And she's sorry...

And I'm on my way to Rio...

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"Don't never trust a woman, till she's dead and deep....One day she'll say she loves you, next day she'll throw you on the street."

"...and if men didn't have this unquenchable desire to have sex with women, then they wouldn't have anything to do with women at all. I certainly wouldn't..."

I can see where a lot of guys can be down on gringas. So far I'm having a blast with them here in FLA. But then again I'm not looking for anything more than a good time.

Seems to me (especially if she's a co-worker) that you could've done some digging through emails or conversation that might have given you some insight on if she was down to Phuck or not.

I must admit I'm not harsh on gringas at all, but I do see the point here.


Cujo

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"Pain is the fuel that fans the flames of my pyre. A battle plan is only as good as the general carrying it out on the field. This is my war son, and I have the biggest bombs and the smallest conscience"...

To each his own, and there will be times things work out. I was actually married to a natural blond (Scandinavian bkgrd), cool girl, for nearly 20 years, and we're still friends. And I leave my attitude open to anything between my mini vacations and extended stays to Colombia and Rio. But the contrasts with pro's and non-pro's alike are stark. I don't have the volition here to make the effort any more. I'm always in downtown Miami, in the suburbs, and Sobe on the weekends with floods of girls - but I barely notice them. I have some amigas who wonder why I don't pursue girls here - who they claim are interested - and I explain, been there, done that, and have moved on.

I'm fortunate to have a job that allows me months at a time to do what I want, which is to put as much space between Miami and me as possible. If I had more conventional employment, I'd make do with Miami girls, seeking out those that most closely resemble attitudes and looks of brasileras and other Latinas. But having tasted fine wine for so long now, it would indeed be hard to go back.

You younger whipper-snappers, a word to the wise. Don't waste your time. Time is more precious than you know. As good as you think your action is here, it pales to what you could have south of Key West, whether a super hot novia, or various flavors of P4P, including regular mini-festas at your crib with fav's sitting around naked, drinking beer and eating batatas fritas. Start making plans now like it is a mission, because it is. Adjust your careers, be creative, do what it takes, and you can have the money and time to make your dreams a reality. All it takes is vision and a willingness to do what it takes.

If you need to leave the TV on so they don't miss "Novela," it's a small price to pay!

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"Don't never trust a woman, till she's dead and deep....One day she'll say she loves you, next day she'll throw you on the street."

"...and if men didn't have this unquenchable desire to have sex with women, then they wouldn't have anything to do with women at all. I certainly wouldn't..."

TBONES-I couldn't agree more.

Sounds typical.

Mr. Bones- sorry for your experience. That sucks. I suppose I should be grateful to live in South Florida. Much like Cujo, I am having fun with the gringas here but am not looking for more than a good time from any of them. Especially since these girls are younger than me and so stupid.
Enjoy Guatemala, brother. And please post your findings, as my buddy the Clam goes there later this summer for business. Gracias.

What amazes me is not that native gringas are so, well, gringa-like (all that societal re-inforcement and such), but as JazzMusician alluded to, how quickly immigrants become gringas. Talk about quick assimilation of negative values! Jeez Louise!

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

It is a sorting process with gringas as with chicas. If she told me the problem with her ex was that he wanted sex everyday on the first date my response would have been "waiter...check please" and there never would have been a second date.

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"Your love gives me such a thrill
but your love don't pay my bills,
I NEED THE MONEY!" - John Lee Hooker

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Pacifica55--Something tells me that if she had said her ex couldn't give her enough sex the response would have been "...waiter, check please" and you'd never have discovered Costa Rica and CRT.

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

I hear you.



TB, she didn't dish that out on first date or did she ? Was she at least , HOT ?

To be honest, I don't mind listening to gringa's me me me and more about me BS if she is doing great in the looks department. If she's a 6, 7 trolling to be a 9 with attitude I'd take my money and pecker somewhere else. One date max for those.

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An excellent point, JB. However, my sojourns to CR were prompted by my advancing age and the increased effort it takes to entice a young gringa as opposed to the treatment I get in Costa Rica. I, like Cujo, have never had great difficulty figuring out gringas. I just don't want any of them on more than a temporary basis!

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"Your love gives me such a thrill
but your love don't pay my bills,
I NEED THE MONEY!" - John Lee Hooker

Disclaimer: The above is merely the opinion of the author unless specific scientific data is included.
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My favorite is the 40 to 50something, fat ass, loaded with baggage, loaded with attitude, money hungry gringa whose line is:

"....I don't kiss on the first date."

Sorry....not for me anymore.

Zebra