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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:39 pm 
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Tired of the p4p thing? Want a night or even an hour of pleasure that doesn't finish with the passing of currency? Do you sincerely like women in general? Are you cool with sex with a woman older than your normal choices?

Gringas have now flocked to C.R. by the hundreds. Many of them are older, but many are fit, tanned and attractive. And, they are bored. Many of them have husbands who stopped taking care of business years ago, or who are so distracted by young ticas that their wives are no longer sexually appealing to them. This creates mad opportunities for you, the jaded monger.

How to play it:
Promise nothing, lie about nothing. Tell gringa that this is just for fun; everybody likes sex, and you want to have a memory in Paradise. Be kind, be attentive and be a man. You'll be surprised at the number of attractive women who will fly into your arms/bed.

At 51, I seldom get many opportunities here in the States, but while visiting south Puntarenas province, I felt like a slab of fresh meat. I received direct, almost blunt invitations from a dozen women ranging in age from 35 - 60. Don't laugh. All were of proportionate height/weight, many were (I'm told) lovely to look at. None had any illusions about "where this relationship would go" after morning light; they were just happy to get laid.

Guys, I'm serious (which is why this isn't in the Smack section). Flame away if you will, but like us many women have strong sexual desires throughout their lives. Why not have a little non-pro fun. :D

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There's certainly nothing wrong with a little cougar action :wink:


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:57 pm 
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OK,El C, spill the details - What is the name of the hotel, accomodations, brothel that features such guests? :shock:


Jadcujo wrote:
There's certainly nothing wrong with a little cougar action


And if they be cougars just make sure they don't bite. THere is nothing more threatenting to lil' Bambu than teeth marks on him! :cry:

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 4:04 pm 
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BigBambu wrote:
THere is nothing more threatenting to lil' Bambu than teeth marks on him! :cry:

Tell them to take their dentures out before they go to work on you. :lol:


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This is kind of what I am expecting on my next Caribbean cruise. I have a solo cabin booked and the ship will be full of gringas doing the eco thing. Most will be without their significant others. If this fails, I know where I need to go during our stops at Cozumel and Pnama :wink:

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 5:20 pm 
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Nice one brother Orange :D


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 5:28 pm 
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Gimme a break! :roll: Dont need to go to Costa Rica to bang 60 year old gringas :roll: :roll:

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 5:32 pm 
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BUT, ElC, I would have to have a brain transplant or at least be under a very deep hypnotic trance (nope that would not work because supposedly you will not do anything against your conscious morals). Hell, even 500 mg of V would not get me "up" for a gringa :oops: :wink: Just not ever going there again :D :lol: Not as long as there are hundreds (thousands) of available Latinas :twisted: :lol:

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I like the fat ones, the fatter the better.

but, thanks for the tip!

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 7:14 pm 
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Gimme a break! :roll: Dont need to go to Costa Rica to bang 60 year old gringas :roll: :roll:

:D :D why, that all you get at home :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Jadcujo wrote:
There's certainly nothing wrong with a little cougar action :wink:


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Unfortunately for some of us a cougar would be 80!!!!! :shock: :shock:

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Cal, are you a secret chubby chaser? You can come clean with us. :lol:

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 12:54 am 
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That is totally disgusting, I cant imagine banging
someone the same age as me.

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Lolligagger wrote:
That is totally disgusting, I cant imagine banging
someone the same age as me.


"disgusting" :?: I have another word for it :roll: :oops: :lol: :lol:

Celibacy sounds more enviting than doing a woman my age :cry: :evil: :roll:

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BangBang57 wrote:
Lolligagger wrote:
That is totally disgusting, I cant imagine banging
someone the same age as me.


"disgusting" :?: I have another word for it :roll: :oops: :lol: :lol:

Celibacy sounds more enviting than doing a woman my age :cry: :evil: :roll:



Would you guys do it for money? Chicas do.... :|


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