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Author:  15975312 [ Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:08 pm ]
Post subject:  You know you’re in trouble at the Hotel Del Rey when!
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Walt’s

Top Ten Reasons

You know you’re in trouble at the

Hotel Del Rey when……


10) Your chica brings an empty shopping bag to your room

9) Your girl says she’s Colombian

8) Your girl says she’s Colombian and she wants her $100.00 up front

7) When in your room the chica rushes to the bathroom, closes the door,
emerges wrapped in a towel, turns off the lights, and jumps into bed under the covers before removing her towel. Editors note: This is a really really bad sign

6) Just as you’re offering to buy a drink for your new hottie, almost as if by magic, GPS or some super secret hand signal, three of her friends instantly appear out of nowhere

5) Your tica says she only has 30 minutes for sex because she has a cab date next

4) You discover a pamphlet on the HDR front sidewalk titled


”“The Chicas Guide to American Phrases

You Need To Know”

(Top Secret)

(Including famous lies like )

I need taxi money

Me mucho hot

I no rush

Me give good blowjob

(And stand out from other Chicas with brand new ones like)

Del Rey your crib?

Is that a woody in your pants?

Mo money

Hey bro you down with this Sister


3) The first greatly anticipated look at your little cupcake naked is when she is sitting on the toilet with the bathroom door open

2) The hottie you’ve banging is laughing at all the jokes on TV

And the number one reason

You know you’re in trouble at the

Hotel Del Rey is ….


1) Your babe says no need to check - in before going upstairs at the Del Rey because she uses EZ Pass
Author:  Orange [ Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:38 pm ]
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who's Walt? :P
Author:  Rainman3 [ Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: You know you’re in trouble at the Hotel Del Rey when!
[quote9) Your girl says she’s Columbian

8) Your girl says she’s Columbian and she wants her $100.00 up front

][/quote]

[b] FYI, C_O_L_O_M_B_I_A :roll:

Sorry, but Im sensitive about Colombia :wink:

8) 8) 8)
Author:  El Silencioso [ Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:51 pm ]
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Mu undertanding of Colombianas in COLOMBIA, is NO CIEN !!! :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  Redman69 [ Wed Mar 25, 2009 5:17 pm ]
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Damm, I didn't know the EZ pass was a bad thing. Thanks for letting me know. I will tell her not to use it next time.
Author:  Zebra [ Wed Mar 25, 2009 5:53 pm ]
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I just want to add something to #7....about the chica rushing to the bathroom and shutting the door....You know you're really in trouble when the chica LOCKS the bathroom door behind her. :shock: I've had this happen several times, and when I heard the door LOCK, it seemed it was always a precursor of bad things to come. :(

It's as if she is trying to distance herself from you as much as possible. :(
Author:  Dapanz1 [ Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:02 pm ]
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I'm kinda sensitive to the Colombianas now too RM. 1000% better at the source.

dapanz1
Author:  El Silencioso [ Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:42 am ]
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Dapanz1 wrote:
I'm kinda sensitive to the Colombianas now too RM. 1000% better at the source.

dapanz1



good to hear..... :) :) :twisted:
Author:  Rainman3 [ Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:13 am ]
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Dapanz1 wrote:
I'm kinda sensitive to the Colombianas now too RM. 1000% better at the source.

dapanz1



Ahhhhhhhh I could write a song about the pleasures of Colombianas on their home turf. Regardless of city; Cali, Medellin or Bogota where the working chicas can be incredibly sweet and the non pros are simply amazing and unforgettable.

Recently discovered that I can fly out of New Orleans in the mornings and touch down in MDE at 1:30 in time for a lunch of Bandeja Paisa.

You can get some good performances in CR but you are talking more money and you are going to have to be on your A game to get a Colombiana in CR to perform at optimum level, BUT IT CAN BE DONE !

It's just a helluva lot easier in Colombia :wink: :wink: :wink:

Another successfully hijacked thread!
8) 8) 8)
Author:  Cujo's [ Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:07 am ]
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So everyone who is about to embark on their Medellin trip; Could you just talk a couple of cuties into moving to CR? 8)

Cujo
Author:  VegasBob [ Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:22 am ]
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If the chica locks the door to the bathroom behind her (Country of residence not important) ....chances are pretty good that you will find small remnants of powder on the vanity. Do you really think she can suck and phuck your ugly ass without a little mind numbing shit?
Author:  GetRhythm [ Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:46 am ]
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Jadcujo wrote:
So everyone who is about to embark on their Medellin trip; Could you just talk a couple of cuties into moving to CR? 8)

Cujo


Wrong strategy bro - it's YOU who should be coming with us down THERE... 8)

Think knowing a little Spanish is handy in CR - give MDE a try and see what happens... :D
Author:  BangBang57 [ Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:28 pm ]
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Jadcujo wrote:
So everyone who is about to embark on their Medellin trip; Could you just talk a couple of cuties into moving to CR? 8)

Cujo
In Colombia, you would love to have her; once she touches soil in ANY other country she is changed and You probably would not want her.

The Colombianas you see here in Cr are the ones that can not make it in Colombia, are almost always deeply in debth (boltons, air fare, etc.) and are not happy with their situation, thus the bad attitude and totally business like session. And for those that preach the "if you have game" crap: I am paying her to show me a good time, why should I have to talk her into it :?: :?: :roll: :wink:
Author:  Rainman3 [ Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:50 pm ]
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[quote="BangBang57 The Colombianas you see here in Cr are the ones that can not make it in Colombia, are almost always deeply in debth (boltons, air fare, etc.) and are not happy with their situation, thus the bad attitude and totally business like session. And for those that preach the "if you have game" crap: I am paying her to show me a good time, why should I have to talk her into it :?: :?: :roll: :wink:[/quote]

BB57,

Yes they are more difficult but I can attest to still having some great sessions with the Paisas and Calenas in SJ. Probabley 75% of my sessions in CR have been with Colombianas and only one has been bad.

Yes it is a little more work but to be honest that is alot of the fun of it for me. It is a challange that I enjoy !

8) 8) 8)
Author:  Witling [ Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:49 pm ]
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BangBang57 wrote:
The Colombianas you see here in CR are the ones that can not make it in Colombia, are almost always deeply in debt (bolt-ons, airfare, etc.) and are not happy with their situation, thus the bad attitude and totally business like session.

I'm not sure this would be "exactly" correct.

The girls from Colombia that have moved to another country to work have actually "stepped up" their game. They have migrated to more gringo-rich environments.

Many girls (not just working girls) in Colombia already have bolt-ons. True the girls working in San Jose have most likely had to pay someone for the visa/airfare/room but once they work that off they are able to make money for themselves. It takes them awhile to actually make their own money thus they will be more business-like.

My ex-wife from Cali told me her cousin got involved with one of these groups and had to have 20 sessions in Aruba before she could start making her own money.

We may never know all that happened behind the scenes to get them from Colombia to Costa Rica. What promises were made, what lies were told. Put yourself in their position for a moment. How would you like to be flown to another country to work as a prostitute?

But if you give them the benefit of the doubt and actually be a little sympathetic to their plight and actually "work" within their confines, you might be surprised how far it will get you.

Hell, two of the best providers I've ever met anywhere were Laura and Margi (Hotel Del Rey, 2003-2006), both from Colombia. They don't come much sweeter than those two.

I'm not saying, I'm just saying.
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