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This thread was prompted by a discussion on the Girls Review forum concerning payment upfront. My comment was:

NEVER PAY UPFRONT!

But there are times when we do pay upfront, like the MPs, etc. You see, there are exceptions to every rule. We are also a very varied group, so my "NEVER" may be your "ALWAYS" and we may both do just fine. We don't all play by the same rules just like we don't all like the same women and we don't all come with the same tool set.

With all that said, what are some of your "NEVERs" for Costa Rica?*


*Try not to spend all our time disagreeing with other's opinions. If you disagree with someone, quickly state your objection and why and move on, respectfully. Thanks!

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"Your love gives me such a thrill
but your love don't pay my bills,
I NEED THE MONEY!" - John Lee Hooker

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-Never go with a young-looking chica, even if she produces a cedula.

-Never start a tab at a strip club with a credit card.

How's that old saying go??
"....Never say never."

I really can't think of any. I always try to look for the "gray area" with a little flexibility. I think my posts about the "street girls" demonstrates this.

Good points, Orange.

Usually it's not wise to speak in absolutes. But I never do that anyway.
Wait, on second thought, I'm always doing that.


Btw Pac, I disagree

Cujo

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"Pain is the fuel that fans the flames of my pyre. A battle plan is only as good as the general carrying it out on the field. This is my war son, and I have the biggest bombs and the smallest conscience"...

NEVER, NUNCA........
NO KISSING
NO CBJs

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Rainman3

I never run a tab (except SL). Two reasons: When Miss Too Phucking Hot comes prancing in, I don't want to have to wait for the tab and change before I can get on her tail, and, I don't like padded bills and the inevitable argument that ensues.

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"Your love gives me such a thrill
but your love don't pay my bills,
I NEED THE MONEY!" - John Lee Hooker

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Never let a chica hold your wallet while you hit the bano.

NEVER go with chicas that are hanging out with guys..... I don't know if it is the same in San Jose these days, but there are quite a group of chicas in Jaco that are always hanging with dudes on the street... Drug dealers and/ or thieves, that I expect might follow or at least know who you are on the street.... NEVER buy anything from the slim shadies on the street.. Ya never know when locals might do bodily harm for supporting this.

Which is what happens when you go to the bathroom and leave the girl in your room with unsecured valuables.

Never leave her alone with anything you can't live without.

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"Your love gives me such a thrill
but your love don't pay my bills,
I NEED THE MONEY!" - John Lee Hooker

Disclaimer: The above is merely the opinion of the author unless specific scientific data is included.
Your mileage may vary. https://costaricaticas.com/phpBB2/viewto ... 978#206978

Never take at face value anything a chica tells you, even is your dick is 12 inches long. She has seen bigger.


Never expect a chica to be on time, you will be disappointed.


And the ULTIMATE NEVER – NEVER SEND MONEY!!!!!

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Hit them fast, Hit them hard and NEXT!
A good chica is like a good carpenter - No wood gets wasted!!!

NEVER D.A.T.Y. while chewing on a chiclet at the same time!!! And NEVER go into Boudmon's room to party with him !

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You ALWAYS have an option ....... "NEXT" !!!

NEVER think a thead will go the way you want it

Never tell a chica to order what ever she wants $$$$

All good points. I'm going to approach this from a different angle, though because I'm sure you guys will cover all the usual "don'ts":

Never get upset because you're in CR & it's not like home, ie with people not serving you fast enough, etc. You're on vacation, don't get stressed because the bartender doesn't run back with your change!

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I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries. Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

NEVER use a polyurethane condom on a cheap hore in Juarez Mexico.

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The sexiest part of the human body? The brain.

Never look all puppy eyed into a chica's eyes before negotiating. Act like you've been with hot girls before, it goes a long way.

Cujo

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"Pain is the fuel that fans the flames of my pyre. A battle plan is only as good as the general carrying it out on the field. This is my war son, and I have the biggest bombs and the smallest conscience"...