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Tale of Woe II

This is a different tale from Pac’s but something that have been nudging at me for a while.

1st one –
I cannot understand the person that goes to CR and drink so much that either gets too sick or cannot remember doing a chica. We get to read from a TR, “I was so drunk, I cannot remember doing her”, blah, blah. We spend all this money on travel, hotel, meals and chicas and then short change our experience by over drinking. I do not mean to come across as a prude but damm why go thru all the trouble of coming to CR if you are not going to enjoy it to the fullest. Have a drink, enjoy yourself. Do not over do it.

2nd one –
Met a nice guy on this last trip, personally I think that he is enjoying himself but his expenditure of resources, energy and money, is so wasteful that I needed to present it to the overall membership.

I’m one of those guys that come to CR just for phucking. My overall plan, resources and expenditures have only one goal. The most pu*sy for the bang. Even when I’m not phucking, my time is concentrated into resting, recuperating, or enhancing my P4P experience. I’m probably the only guy on the board that has actually gone to CR and exercise.

I can understand and admire the guys that go for the ATV’s and different tours of CR. Get out of the gulch and enjoy your selves. But here is a different tale;

Met the guy on my 4th day of my trip. My Colombiana favorita was invited by her best friend to pick up her boyfriend at the airport. He did not have a hotel reservation so my favorita recommended La Amistad, she told me later, she could share a taxi with her friend to come see us. So I was introduce to this gentleman, who I was told that he spoke Spanish and currently live in Houston. Well for the next 3 days, I had to translate everything for him, even intimate conversations between him and his chica. Now, for a guy coming to CR for the last 4 years and living in Houston, so close to the Mexican border, you will think that he will make the effort to learn and sharpen his language skills. The chicas keep complimenting him on his Spanish skills, even though I was translating this for him, be forewarned, ALL chicas lie and when they are not lying, take it with a grain a salt.

But the gird of the tale is that all the Colombiana’s and their friends love this guy. He can barely can talk to them and relate to them but they all actually love the guy. Now, at the beginning I was puzzle by this. How can a guy that can barely speak the language and can barely relate to them could demand such admiration? I found out as soon as we went out. This guy will pick up the bill for anything that the Colombiana’s and their friends want to do. We went to the discoteca and he pick up the bill; we went to the restaurant and the same, car rental and tours, no problem. No suggestion was off limits or outrageous. I even find out that he sends WU’s to his chica’s friends. Just phucking amazing.

I do not want to come across as a chepo but there is a limit or self control to any behavior. Is not like he is paying for an entourage, because is not anything like that. Is just the wastefulness that gets to me. Per my calculations, I spend about 50% of the same money he is spending on twice the length of stay while phucking 60%-70 of the time. He spends twice the money on less time while only getting lay 10% of his time and even on that after all the extra curriculum, he will be too tire to actually perform at optimum levels.

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can you see if he will WU PR 50 bucks for me He still hasn't gotten the check I sent for BB's operation

I dont see the woe in your two tales. With respect to the first one to each his own. Everybody who drinks, from time to time, has a few to many. What's the big deal? What is over doing it? To each his own people go to CR, and other destinations, to party let 'em party. To each his own, most of the people on this board are sucessful people and dont need others telling them how to enjoy themselves.

Why is the second tale a tale of woe? It all depends. Everyone has a different wallet. If he makes alot of money and has a good time being a big spender then so be it. I have clients that go to CR and have no problem paying the cien and the chica fees their hotels charge dont phase them at all. They have money and they just want to enjoy themselves. I have another client who I met one day at the Hotel M for business and he offered to pay the dreaded and unmentionable two cien for me. I already had something lined up so I passed.

I am going to CR Memorial Day weekend completely gratis ,chicas & all, courtesy of a client who was happy with my services and wants to go to CR for a weekend. The point is everyone is different with respect to what they are willing to spend, what they can spend, and what they will spend it on.

You happen to be frugal. No big deal to each his own. Why critcize others for spending money ? This board is funny people will spend hundreds of dollars gambling or on air fare, hotels ect...but draw the line at $50-$60 on a great time with a beautiful lady.

Finally, relax a little bit, forget about optimum levels and percentages of money you spend and just have a good time and spend what you can confortably spend. Pura Vida!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JOsie, most guys here, and in general actually, consider "partying" and "vacation" to be drinking themselves to oblivion. I'm with you, I don't get it at all. I don't get drunk, I only drink beer, and can be at HLH and make one Bavaria Light last for three hours.

Your second case is just the typical example of the guy who hands out money to the chicas like it was candy.

Wow, you do not see the woe. Have you taken the time and read the many reports on the board. Most if not all of the woe, can be trace to drinking too much. The attitude that “everybody, from time to time, has a few to many” is just a cap out, an excuse for alcoholics. I’m not talking here for recreational drinking; it is the drinking that conflicts with what you do in CR. It is stupid and by being gringos it makes us all look stupid.

On the second one, you even make the case of the woe. Like everyone knows from my posts, I’m not a chepo or even frugal under anybody’s definition. But reflect on those that are paying deuces to the chicas, heck I know a couple of guys paying $400/hr for a special Colombiana. So what do you think the chicas will quote you after these AO’s leave town? I’m not disputing that we all have different scales and prices in CR but when the difference is at a %1000, then it is a woe.

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JOsie:

I am not a big drinker either but could care less whether or not someone else gets shit faced. I dont even want to get into the stuff about one persons behavior making every else (gringos) look stupid. That type of stuff happens every weekend in CR. We , as in CRT members, only make up a small percentage of the guys in CR at any given time therefore we cant control much inclding others behavior.

As far as $200 or even $400 not me so it's not a problem. In other words if a chica hits me with a big number I just move on. It's not personal it's business. If a person wants to pay a big price then let 'em pay.

I agree with JOsie. We've been over this a million times and some guys just don't seem to get how whether a guys GROSSLY over pays is any one else's business. It is because it pushes up prices for EVERYONE. We've all seen this at places like the BM. Okay, there are other guys who get the same girl for much less than what these free-spenders pay but we don't get these girls quite so easily when they think they can hold out for much more from the next idiot down the line. Sure we can move on down the line too, but all the chicas have been with these big-spenders or know someone who has and so it does put upward pressure on all of them. Fortunately, the impact of this is greatly reduced the further one gets from the BM, which is as much as most of such idiots know about SJ. As Srlim pointed out, the guy in his 2nd Tale of Woe was paying $400/hr for a Colombiana in CR. If he doesn't mind paying that much then he should just stick to Houston where I'm sure he can get a real beauty for that much. The main reason many if not most of go for P4P in CR is because it is so much more affordable than it is back home. If someone is going to push the prices up to what they could pay back home then what is even the point of going to a country where pu*sy is so cheap. "If a person wants to pay a big price then let 'em pay" BACK HOME where big prices are already the norm.

Secondly, regarding the drinking behavior of other guys. I don't see where JOsie said he whether or not he "could care less whether or not someone else gets shitfaced." ALL he said was that he couldn't UNDERSTAND it. I can understand "going wild" and tossing down a lot of drinks and all sorts of other intemperate behavior might be some guys way of unwinding and "partying" but I think it is a pretty damned STUPID way to go about it when you take it TOO FAR. First of all, its unhealthy. Secondly, it doesn't even feel good when taken to excess and you're stumbling down drunk and certainly not the next day when you're hungover and feeling all the bumps and bruises of the night before. Thirdly, it impedes your reasoning ability and control opening yourself up to be taken advantage of by dishonest chicas, cabbies, street hucksters and outright crooks. Fourthly, becoming an incoherent babbler diminishes your appeal to even honest chicas meaning she'll probably require that much more before she agrees to go with you. And finally, it diminishes your sexual performance ability making the session less enjoyable for her and more importantly less enjoyable for you. I just fail to see any good reason other than simple lack of self-control and good judgment for anyone to drink to excess while in CR.

One last thing, I know you said you didn't want to get into the stuff about one persons behavior making every else (gringos) look stupid, but since you brought it up, it is certainly true that the bad behavior of our countrymen does to at least a certain degree reflect on all of us. To the extent that there are many fellow gringos behaving that way, it reflects even more. But that's neither here nor there and as you said that type of stuff happens every weekend in CR. The real issue I have is in your next comment that "We , as in CRT members, only make up a small percentage of the guys in CR at any given time therefore we cant control much inclding others behavior." I hear that argument all the time to justify all sorts of things and I just don't buy it. Of course, we can't control anyone else's behavior but we can control our own and, while our individual actions or even the actions of CRT collectively may not seem that important in the overall scheme of things, everything begins as individual action. Maybe we only make up 2% of the people in the BM and maybe we only change our own behavior, but at least that is 2% of the people who aren't acting like assholes who might have been otherwise. Or maybe by explaining a better way of doing things to other guys we meet we might actually modify the behavior of 1 or 2 of them. That is still better than nothing

Remember guys, not everyone that comes to CR is here to stalk and hunt chicas with the cunning of a big game hunter.... Figuring the odds and best approach and negociations and lists.. Some like to drink, party, Phuck eat. end of story.... should always protect those valuables before the drinking begins and then your protected once you get shit faced..

I enjoy kicking back and having a few too many drinks when in CR. Do i get so shitfaced that I can't walk and talk? No. But I do like to get a bit hammered especially my first few nights there then I'll wind it down. My KL bill is usually high but it is all part of the fun for me. I never go out here, never get drunk so I make up for it when in CR and when travelling to other places on business.

Also, some nights I'll go to KL/DR just drink water and watch the show. Sometimes I even go home empty handed.

My next trip will be full on trophies only. I think I heard Vegas Bob call himself a "TROPHY HUNTER," that'll be the game plan of my next trip. But they got to enjoy drinking and partying with me......if not.....NEXT

Josie, you are definately on a MISSION when in CR. That's your CR and you really enjoy it. Same for the other guy. Unfortunately, too many of these money throwers are in CR and that has helped to ruin it and raise chicas expectations. I mean really, CIEN? For some who aren't worth $25??? another reason why I will be seeking a nongringo utopia.

PURA VIDA!

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Prolijo:

As usual your argument is long and misses it's mark. The prices in Costa Rica, at the HDR, have been the same the last four years. Therefore your argument in regards to a few loose free spenders driving up the price for everyone is not the case. I dont have any problem getting good looking ladies at what I consider to be reasonable prices. Reasonable to me is $60-$80 in the daytime and $60-$100 in the evening for nice talent.

When a person factors in the price of their hotel, airfare and taking every meal out, the price for our entertainment goes up. Many of us go to CR because we just want to get away for a few days and have a good time. Also some of us dont like to shit where we sleep.

As far as telling or indicating that people who overpay should just stay in Houston or any other city that they happen to be from to stay home, that's just ridiculous. A person should pay what they feel like paying. If you don't like the price of something then dont pay it. Some folks are really frugal and should stick to the mp's or just pulling out the skanks from the HDR.

The reason your argument is faulty is because someone can make the opposite argument and it would be just as lame. For example if I were to argue that anybody that travels to CR from the Tampa area should stay in a hotel that cost a minimum of $80 per day, spend $200 per day on lady's, $80 per day on food and drinks . Furthermore, if anyone stays at a cheap hotel and spends about $12-$15 per night on rooms, a max of $50 a pop on lady's, eats at inexpensive restaurants and takes buses as oppossed to taxi's should just keep their asses back in Tampa because they make all gringos look cheap and it is bad for us Americans who like to keep a certain standard when traveling internationally. If you cant afford to live it up and spend a few bucks you should just stay home!

What do you think of that argument? Pretty lame but it's the opposite of what your arguing.

In regards to the drinking I agree that a person should not drink to excess but I am not so arrogant as to tell anyone else how to act. If your in the HDR you know that your in the biggest whorehouse/bar in Central America. People drink in bars a few get carried away no big deal. Also keep in mind that some of the people in the HDR have been married for many years , out of action so to speak, and may get a little carried away in that environment.

I think we slipped from the subject, "Tales of Woe", to judging individuals party styles. The reason hard drinking came up was the negative effect it can have on what was supposed to be a good time.

Fortunately, with a little forethought, we can party like a rock star and minimize risk. For example, the recent birthday weekend featured many private parties in individuals rooms/suites and private bars. These parties, often impromptu, provide a safer environment for letting your hair down.

If you like to get retarded with female company, then a favorita that you have been with before, especially if she is someone known to the other revelers, can really add to the party without adding risk.

We want to avoid being obviously inebriated in places where we may be preyed upon, like the casinos, HDR/KL and other crowded public places. We want to avoid being solo and obviously looped and we want to avid carrying large sums of cash.

Party on, dewds!

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I still like to think what others do on their vacation is on them. Regardless of what that is ... "fast Eddie" comes to mind.

It's always been my contention that no matter how other guys are in CR it will never effect my time or my experiences with the chicas.

To get irritated or have a beef while in CR is wasted energy. Everybody party on the way you do (or don't) it's all luv bebe

Cujo

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Hikertom-a bottle of beer is not meant to last 3 hours I I find its hard to make it last 3 minutes. To each there own. Whatever anyone chooses to do on his vacation is up to them.

One reason I drink too much in San Jose is because I drive home every night and always worried about being over the limit. In San Jose I am taking a taxi or walking so I don't have to worry about getting behind a wheel. Plus the vacation feeling, the HDR, Key Largo, and Sportman's bar atmosphere can't help but make a man feel good. Da*n I am ready to go. Only 10 more days