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The other evening I met a chica who swore she was new at the DR.I tend to believe her because I had never seen her before,and she was with her friend who I recognised. After a drink and some dick rubbing,I was convinced that she would be fun to take home.I asked her the fateful question "Quanto?" Her response was $200. So I picked myself up from the floor and onto my barstool,and calmly countered with 25,000 col (around $47) She looked at her more experienced friend and countered feebly with "and taxi". I gave in and off we went for a few hours of fun. This certainly wasn't the cheapest good time I've had here in CR,but the rapid comedown from $200 to $48 was similar to some of the Stock Market drops recently.

AWE! The old master at work. VB we all know it was just your masterful way of 'working' the chicas.

Actually she has probably heard of the drop in the economy in the states; was checking to see if you were one of the few still rich when she said $200, and quickily realized her mistake and happily agreed to your 'generous' offer of c25000 OR, maybe she is so new, she does not know the exchange rate and thought you were offering the dreaded 'cien'; nope couldn't be, you said her friend was not new..

Anyway, good for you

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Old and retired but still bang, and bang, and bang!!!

Ahhhh....... VB. Still the king !!!!

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You ALWAYS have an option ....... "NEXT" !!!

It takes balls to counter a $200 offer with a $48 offer. Usually, and VB will probably agree, that the chica will usually make a face and walk away.

Hey props to her for even suggesting $200! The mere hint of that amount would make me pause for 5 seconds to think...does she really think she is THAT GOOD?

Props to VB for going all the way down to $48. My guess is most may have countered with $80 or "bite me".

VB works hard to keep "chica inflation" from going out of control. I remember when a former TOM(sept 2007) was asking $300, he was outraged

congrats-I'm one of those that would have tried $80.

Not to try and top you at all VB, but I recount this only because afterwards I told one of the waitresses (Estella?) about what happened and she laughed WITH me as hysterically as I did afterwards. It was in the DR and I was quoted $250 and I countered with $30. The gal (Giselle ??) went f**cking ballistic and off on some tirade. By now, many were looking around wondering what the hell was going on. I put my forefinger up to my lips as in "shhhhh" and told her that she started it first. It didn't seem possible at the time, but this made her even madder. If looks could have killed, I would have been dead 8 times over. She huffed and puffed away still mumbling, as they often do when pissed, at 100mph what a f**cking asshole I was. I related the story to Estella and we both laughed outloud and hysterically for 2 minutes afterward with Giselle walking away and throwing me the bird with BOTH hands and the two of us out of breath from as good a laugh as I have had in some time.

3P

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Being 'over the hill' is damn sure better than being under it!
I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

how does you rubbing your dick get her down from $200 to $47??

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possible or probably because it helps that he put 3 square knots in it

3P

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CR LOS or PI Come horny, Leave Happy
Being 'over the hill' is damn sure better than being under it!
I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

I met some guy on my last trip who bragged about how he and the chica "hit it off so well --the he tells me he paid $300.

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The sexiest part of the human body? The brain.

VB, it must have been your sweatshirt. She probably thought you were a hedge fund manager. Sucker that I am, I would have countered with $80.

I would have said "who do you think I am, VB"?

Cujo

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Best deal... Me an my three buddies found a new lady in the DR, straight from Columbia (I tend to believe, as I've never seen before and her pricing was off).

We negotiated, using my somewhat proficient spanish... I said $50 for all three. I was expecting her payout at 150... She did all three, one of us paid her his 50. She then asked for taxi money. Another 10 and she's on her way.

Paco said:



Hmm... 1+3=4 But she did "all three.." Which was it? 3 or 4?

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"...and if men didn't have this unquenchable desire to have sex with women, then they wouldn't have anything to do with women at all. I certainly wouldn't..."