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Before my trip I searched the board for Spanish phrases that I probably would't find in a normal dictionary. I found a lot of different posts and combined them into one list. I also added a bunch of my own. Learning these phrases was a big help to me and I thought they might benefit others as well...

Puedo leche en tu boca??? /cara
Can I C*m in your mouth? (face)

De me un beso
Can I kiss you?

Toda la noche
spend the night

"Cuanto es?" (Quan-to ez)
How much?

"Eres Bella" (E-rez Bella)
Your beautifull.

Tits = tetas (TAY-tahs)

breasts = pechos (PAY-chohs) or senos (SAY-nohs)

nipples = pezones (peh-ZOH-nehs)

semen = colloquially leche (LEH-cheh) "milk"

Balls = ??? I used "bolas" or "aguacates" (avocados, Mexican slang)

ass = culo (KOO-loh)

penis = pene

buns = nalgas (NAHL-gahs)

Rimming/"Asian" = besos negros (BEH-sohs NEH-grohs) "black kisses"
Also called salad tossing...

beer = cerveza, obviously, but the ticos also use "birra"

A nice thing to say:

"Me gustaria desayunar desnuda contigo"
= "I would like to have breakfast with you, naked."

Hueles rica/deliciosa = "You smell wonderful/delicious"

Quieres bailar? = You wanna dance?

"Te Adoro"
I adore you

"Me mamas sin condom?"
Will you give me a blow job without a condom?

"Besas?" (Bezaz)
Kiss?

con la lengüeta
With tongue

"Cuanto Tiempo?"
How much time?

uno
1

dos
2

tres
3

quatro
4

cinco
5

seises
6

siete
7

ocho
8

nueve
9

"diez"
Ten

once
11

doce
12

trece
13

catorce
14

quince
15

dieciséis
16

diecisiete
17

dieciocho
18

diecinueve
19

"Viente" (prounounced Bien-te, V's are B's in Spanish)
Twenty

"Trienta"
thirty

"Quarenta"
Forty

"Sinquenta"
Fifty

"Sesenta"
Sixty

"Setenta"
Sevendy

"Ochenta"
Eighty

"Noventa"
Ninedy

"Cien?"
A hundred? * never use this one....EVER!

thousand
"Mil"

My Spanish is terrible
mi español es terrible

you are very pretty
usted es muy bonito

you have beautiful eyes
usted tiene ojos hermosos

for
para

to lick
para lamerse

that's too much (remember this one...)
ése es demasiado

Been digging deep in the posts, thought this list was worthy of a bump.

Computerguy, you are the patron saint of newbies. Love your reports.

Here's another resource. It includes an audio file that I recorded to help people hear how to pronounce them.

https://costaricaticas.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=12923

free-translator.com also a good website

Could be my lack of mongering experience, but some of those words seem a bit off the normal Spanish usage. For example, I have always heard the word "lengua" for tongue. I looked up "lengüeta" in the very-good Spanish-English on line dictionary at
http://yahooligans.yahoo.com/reference/dict_en_es/
and it says lengüeta means the tongue of a SHOE! I am not trying to be critical, and I am certainly no Spanish language expert, but just did not want anyone to be laughed at if they asked to be kissed by a shoe.

The correct word will be "lenguita", it means delicious tongue in the Tico language.

You get more flies with honey

is better to say: .......lenguita.......

than .............lengua..............

I am native speaker of Tico Language residing in Tx
thanks,

Here are a few provided to me a while back from Vagabond (followed by my commentary):

Un poco mas despacio, por favor. = A little more slowly, please. Will definitely need this.
Repita, por favor = Please repeat … and this.
¿Como se llama? = What's your name? -the start…
¿Cuantos años tienes? = How old are you? to keep you out of trouble with "Juan"ny Law.
¿Tienes esposo? = Do you have a husband? -to keep you from getting killed!
¿Tienes novio? = Do you have a boyfriend? -to keep you from getting the crap beat out of you (or killed)!
¿Tienes hijos? = Do you have Ch*ldren? -most of them have them. - to get in good graces..
¿Cuantos anos tienen? = How old are they? -showing interest…
Eres muy bonita. = You're very beautiful. -the beginning of the close… "Salesmanship Lingo"
¿Cuanto cuesta? = How much does it cost? -reality check time….
Soy solo un hombre pobre. = I'm only a poor man. -oh, the negotiating….
¿Te gustaria ir a mi hotel? = Would you like to go to my hotel? -closing the sale…
Condon = condom -the incidentals….
Sin condon = without condom -"more incidentals"...
Con condon = with condom -"more incidentals"...
Con tu mano = with your hand -"more incidentals"...
Con tu boca = with your mouth -"more incidentals"...
Sin ropa = without clothes -"more incidentals"...
la crema = lotion -"more incidentals"...
el lubricante = lubricant -"more incidentals"...
el aceite = oil -"more incidentals"...
Mi hotel esta cinco minutos en taxi = My hotel is only 5 minutes by taxi. -how fast can she get back to Del Rey for more selling?
el massaje = massage -secondary negotiations…
¡Muy rico! = Very rich! (said after a very pleasurable experience) -going for the repeat!!!

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"An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex." – Edgar Wallace (English author) - then I must be a complete moron.

Well now I'm confused, do I say: lengua mis pelotas or lenguita mis bolas?

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

Thanks Sabado6. That makes sense, with the Costa Rican proclivity toward using diminuatives. Lenguita is sorta like saying "cute little tongue", right?

...all depends how good looking he is !!!

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You ALWAYS have an option ....... "NEXT" !!!

You don't want to sound vulgar, then you say: " me besas con lenguita las bolas" , meaning kiss my balls with your cutie and delicious tongue ", she'll appreciated it better.

remember you get more flies with honey.
Believe me It works.

I thought this thread worthy of a "bump". I understand that a search might find it but...The links herein are still live.

jazzbocr the thread dumpster diver

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

I sometimes wonder about the usefulness of learning slang in any foreign language.

Slang changes very rapidly. Some things, like "picha" for di*k, or panocha for pu$sy won't change much, but I'd be afraid to learn slang which might be out of date.

Think how funny it would be if a non-English speaker came up to you and said, "Wow. That's the bee's knees! Twenty-three skidoo....groovy man. Cop me a fag." You get the idea.

Proper textbook Spanish is probably better IMHO. Yes, it's nice to throw out some slang once in awhile. For instance, I got a very positive reaction when I asked a lady if she had her "chunches." (stuff), meaning did she have all her things and was she ready to go. But for the most part, I think I'll stick with the textbook Spanish.

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