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Author:  Berk2302 [ Sat Mar 08, 2008 9:06 am ]
Post subject:  My Tica non-hooker novia is having my BEBE!
:lol: :lol: :lol: Fooled you... didn't I? :lol: :lol: :lol: Just getting in practice a little early for "April Fools Day"! :lol: :P :lol: :P :lol: :P

Berk......
Author:  Crookedcr [ Sat Mar 08, 2008 9:12 am ]
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I suspect you've left a lot of DNA with a lot of chicas in CR :shock: - so maybe the joke's on you?? :lol:
Author:  DrForm [ Sat Mar 08, 2008 9:57 am ]
Post subject:  Re: My Tica non-hooker novia is having my BEBE!
Berk2302 wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: Fooled you... didn't I? :lol: :lol: :lol: Just getting in practice a little early for "April Fools Day"! :lol: :P :lol: :P :lol: :P

Berk......
You tricked me!(made me laugh though) :lol:
Author:  CaptainCohiba [ Sat Mar 08, 2008 1:11 pm ]
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Crookedcr wrote:
I suspect you've left a lot of DNA with a lot of chicas in CR :shock: - so maybe the joke's on you?? :lol:

I know one guy who caught a chica emptying his used condom in her vagina after the deed. He went in the bathroom and saw her doing this and laughed at her. Altough I am certain the air would kill the sperm cells, I always dispose of the condom myself. I have even taking them out of the MP's myself. Don't want to leave a trail of DNA. BTW, my friend laughed at the chica because he had a vascetomy.


PURA VIDA!
Author:  Pacifica55 [ Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:48 pm ]
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Captain Cohiba wrote:
Crookedcr wrote:
. Altough I am certain the air would kill the sperm cells...!

Guess again, Tonto. :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  El Ciego [ Sat Mar 08, 2008 5:32 pm ]
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Berk,

I'm not surprised you're rushing April Fool's Day.

From what the chicas have told me...you sort of rush your climax, too.

Hope the bebe isn't as preemie as your ejaculations. :P :lol: :P
Author:  Berk2302 [ Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:38 pm ]
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El Ciego wrote:
Berk,

I'm not surprised you're rushing April Fool's Day.

From what the chicas have told me...you sort of rush your climax, too.

Hope the bebe isn't as preemie as your ejaculations. :P :lol: :P


Oh.. no! You've got it all wrong. I make every chica climb the walls with a screaming "O"... which falls in line with my nickname that all the chicas and bartenders know me by... "Dr. O". It's short for Dr. OH MY GAWD!... you're a professional! :lol: :P :lol:

Berk....
Author:  Berk2302 [ Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:40 pm ]
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Pacifica55 wrote:
Captain Cohiba wrote:
Crookedcr wrote:
. Altough I am certain the air would kill the sperm cells...!

Guess again, Tonto. :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:


You've got that right... we're not talking about anaerobic bacteria! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Berk....
Author:  El Ciego [ Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:47 pm ]
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Berk2302 wrote:
El Ciego wrote:
Berk,

I'm not surprised you're rushing April Fool's Day.

From what the chicas have told me...you sort of rush your climax, too.

Hope the bebe isn't as preemie as your ejaculations. :P :lol: :P


Oh.. no! You've got it all wrong. I make every chica climb the walls with a screaming "O"... which falls in line with my nickname that all the chicas and bartenders know me by... "Dr. O". It's short for Dr. OH MY GAWD!... you're a professional! :lol: :P :lol:

Berk....


Hahaha! :lol: Good one! :D And here I thought Dr. O. was short for...oh shit, grab a towel.... :lol:
Author:  Lee [ Sat Mar 08, 2008 9:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Don't make me laugh:
Don't make me laugh: IT HURTS


I'm sitting here with a 4 inch gash in my side with uncountable stitches holding me together. Please don't make me laugh like this. So that you do not misunderstand its not a funny early April fool's joke that I'm laughing at. It's the Freudian truth that lays behind the supposed lie I'm laughing at. His little darling is pregnant and he just had to tell us even though he's pretending he's not telling us. This little puppy is sick. 8) :lol: 8) :lol: 8) :lol:

Lee
Author:  Crookedcr [ Sat Mar 08, 2008 9:30 pm ]
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OK, I've got it figured out now....this whole scam Santa's Bro is leading, getting us bleeding hearts to donate to the orphange, is really just a front to take care of Mr. Berk's little bebe.

What a great idea - CRT fund for bastard (no offense intended) K*ds of CRT seed.
Author:  El Ciego [ Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:56 am ]
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Yeah, and Berk is about to discover that it really is all about the money.... :P :lol:
Author:  Berk2302 [ Sun Mar 09, 2008 2:20 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Don't make me laugh:
Lee wrote:
Don't make me laugh: IT HURTS


I'm sitting here with a 4 inch gash in my side with uncountable stitches holding me together. Please don't make me laugh like this. So that you do not misunderstand its not a funny early April fool's joke that I'm laughing at. It's the Freudian truth that lays behind the supposed lie I'm laughing at. His little darling is pregnant and he just had to tell us even though he's pretending he's not telling us. This little puppy is sick. 8) :lol: 8) :lol: 8) :lol:

Lee


You spoil everything! I wondered when you were gonna chime in. :lol: :P :lol: :P

Who has got a crib they want to sell... CHEAP? I know some of you others have been in the same boat!

Berk.... shopping for bebe clothes next week
Author:  Berk2302 [ Sun Mar 09, 2008 2:22 am ]
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El Ciego wrote:
Yeah, and Berk is about to discover that it really is all about the money.... :P :lol:


Have you seen the price of diapers in SJO? Geeeez!!!!!!

Berk....
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