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Author: | Counte Dante [ Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:21 am ] |
Post subject: | How to tell if you are a hardcore monger |
I just came up with some of the tell tell signs that you may be a fairly hardcore monger. Everyone of these has happened to myself or my buddies. This may have been done before, but I didn't see it. It would be great if you can add some more of your own. You know you are a hardcore monger if: 1)A language that you failed in high school, you have become almost fluent in primarilly by talking with putas 2)You read about some foreign country dealing with rampant poverty and economic collapse and immediately check the country out on ISG to see if good deals can be had for P4P down there. 3)You haven't taken a 'vacation' anywhere that didn't have a P4P scene in years 4)The idea of going to another country on vacation without sampling the P4P scene seems strange to you now. 5)You don't notice cute gringas in your own country anymore, but every hot Latina/Asian girl/etc reminds you of some chica you banged or should have banged on one of your trips. 6)Anything more than a 15 minute conversation with a girl without the absolute certainty of phucking her that day seems like too much effort 7)The gringa who was a 10 before, is now barely a 7.5 ![]() 9)When you see a hot girl down the street, you immediately figure out how much you would pay to Phuck them. 10)Your next home is going to be in another country 11)You quit your old job because they didn't give you enough vacation time to monger. 12)You have downgraded your lifestyle to give you more time and money to monger 13)You have photos of some of your favorite putas 14)You have photos of some of your favorite putas FRAMED 15)Your framed photos of your favorite putas are on prominent display in your home and office 16)When a chica says how much she cares about you, the first thought in your mind is how to work it to get a discount/freebie 17)You have accidentally bumped into the same monger in two different countries. 18)The possibility of monogamy seems less likely than the existence of leprechauns. 19)You have had had multiple long term relationships with putas 20)You have attended the wedding of a monger and a puta 21)The puta whose wedding you attended, you banged in the past 22)2 days after the divorce, you are banging the same puta again 23)you were phucking a puta when her WU novio called and you told her to keep talking to him while you phucked her because her lies turned you on. 24)You feel sorry for your “happily married†buddies. 25)You don't understand why your just divorced buddy isn't absolutely ecstatic that he is single again. 26)Every time you spend money in your home country you think about how much pu*sy you could have bought with that money. 27)You are beginning to run out of sexual fantasies that you HAVEN'T tried 28)you have helped a chica write a RFM to a gringo. 29)There are more names and numbers for putas in your address book for than for everyone else combined 30)You know the location more MPs/Brothels/Puta hangouts than you do resturants and other stores in your favorite country. 31) you never stay at hotels that aren't "chica friendly". 32) You know the exact location and pricing structure of the P4P scene in several countries that you have never been to. |
Author: | Scubabum [ Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:37 am ] |
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A round of applause for you!! |
Author: | El Silencioso [ Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:44 am ] |
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21 & 22...CLASSIC !!!! Great job on the list |
Author: | HunterS [ Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:21 am ] |
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Counte.....Nice..... WELL SAID! |
Author: | Thirdworld [ Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:06 am ] |
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That is a good list. You might also add 33. You dont fall in love with hookers. You are mature enough to know what they do and dont get caught up in the illusion. |
Author: | El Viejo [ Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:19 am ] |
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I liked number 18 ![]() |
Author: | Tom Swift [ Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:15 am ] |
Post subject: | Suggestion for #33 |
You check out new posts on CRT at least twice daily, even if in bed with the flu! |
Author: | El Ciego [ Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:40 am ] |
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34. (CDRTom's addition about checking CRT....but I'd up it to six times per day). 35. Hearing a woman, any woman speak Spanish/thai/tagalog gives you an instant erection. 36. While packing, you remember condoms, lube, toys and boner pills...but forget to pack socks. 36. You decide after 50 years of sedentary living to finally get yourself in shape...just to have more fun with the hookers. 37. Anti-prostitution groups piss you off worse than any other political action groups, including gay pedophiles/N.A.M.B.L.A., pissed off lesbian man-bashing and/or Commies. 38. You choose your cologne based upon the preferences of prostitutes. 39. You have so much fun while mongering that you begin to preach the whoremongering gospel to single male co-workers...and the married guys at your job get more excited about it than your single guys. 40. You choose watching Telemundo or Univision over watching your favorite pro sports team or Neck-Car race. ![]() Count Dante....brilliant list! ![]() |
Author: | GetRhythm [ Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:33 pm ] |
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41. Hot porn that used to give you an instant hard-on now evokes a yawn and a sigh of "been there, done that"... 42. You attend a CR dinner party and notice that you've already banged everyone's date before... |
Author: | Witling [ Wed Feb 20, 2008 2:27 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: How to tell if you are a hardcore monger |
Counte Dante wrote: I just came up with some of the tell tell signs that you may be a fairly hardcore monger.
So what was the over/under? Is more than 25 too many? |
Author: | Crookedcr [ Wed Feb 20, 2008 2:36 pm ] |
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#9 and #18 are priceless. |
Author: | DrForm [ Wed Feb 20, 2008 3:21 pm ] |
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#3 and #10 sure hit home.Gave me a good laugh!Bien Hecho! |
Author: | Counte Dante [ Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:49 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: How to tell if you are a hardcore monger |
Witling wrote: Counte Dante wrote: I just came up with some of the tell tell signs that you may be a fairly hardcore monger. So what was the over/under? Is more than 25 too many? I don't know what the minimum is, but I figure anything over 15 or 20 and there is no question that you are a hardcore monger. Whether that is a good or bad thing is up to you ![]() ![]() |
Author: | El Ciego [ Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:20 pm ] |
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I am happy to report that 8 of Dante's original count apply, and 4 of mine. Equals twelve. Whew... I am not a hardcore monger. Yet.... ![]() |
Author: | Counte Dante [ Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:01 pm ] |
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Thought I woud add a few others: 43)You buy your condoms/lube/sextoys in bulk over the internet 44) You don't understand why they sell condoms in less than a 12 pack 45)When you are in a hooker bar, chicas don't bother asking you if it is your first time here 46)You know more people at the hooker bar in your favorite country than the neighborhood bar in your home town. 47) after the number of hookers you phucked exceeded 100, you stopped bothering to keep count 48.) In your favorite mongering country, more people know you by your screen name than your real name. 49) You've run out of excuses to tell your non-monger friends as to why you keep traveling to Costa Rica/Brazil/Colombia/Thailand etc 50) You fell for a puta and she broke your heart. Your response is "oh well, it was fun while it lasted" and you head straight to the local hooker bar or MP. |
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