I just came up with some of the tell tell signs that you may be a fairly hardcore monger. Everyone of these has happened to myself or my buddies. This may have been done before, but I didn't see it. It would be great if you can add some more of your own.
You know you are a hardcore monger if:
1)A language that you failed in high school, you have become almost fluent in primarilly by talking with putas
2)You read about some foreign country dealing with rampant poverty and economic collapse and immediately check the country out on ISG to see if good deals can be had for P4P down there.
3)You haven't taken a 'vacation' anywhere that didn't have a P4P scene in years
4)The idea of going to another country on vacation without sampling the P4P scene seems strange to you now.
5)You don't notice cute gringas in your own country anymore, but every hot Latina/Asian girl/etc reminds you of some chica you banged or should have banged on one of your trips.
6)Anything more than a 15 minute conversation with a girl without the absolute certainty of phucking her that day seems like too much effort
7)The gringa who was a 10 before, is now barely a 7.5
You see beautiful women on TV and movies and KNOW that you have phucked hotter.
9)When you see a hot girl down the street, you immediately figure out how much you would pay to Phuck them.
10)Your next home is going to be in another country
11)You quit your old job because they didn't give you enough vacation time to monger.
12)You have downgraded your lifestyle to give you more time and money to monger
13)You have photos of some of your favorite putas
14)You have photos of some of your favorite putas FRAMED
15)Your framed photos of your favorite putas are on prominent display in your home and office
16)When a chica says how much she cares about you, the first thought in your mind is how to work it to get a discount/freebie
17)You have accidentally bumped into the same monger in two different countries.
18)The possibility of monogamy seems less likely than the existence of leprechauns.
19)You have had had multiple long term relationships with putas
20)You have attended the wedding of a monger and a puta
21)The puta whose wedding you attended, you banged in the past
22)2 days after the divorce, you are banging the same puta again
23)you were phucking a puta when her WU novio called and you told her to keep talking to him while you phucked her because her lies turned you on.
24)You feel sorry for your “happily married†buddies.
25)You don't understand why your just divorced buddy isn't absolutely ecstatic that he is single again.
26)Every time you spend money in your home country you think about how much pu*sy you could have bought with that money.
27)You are beginning to run out of sexual fantasies that you HAVEN'T tried
28)you have helped a chica write a RFM to a gringo.
29)There are more names and numbers for putas in your address book for than for everyone else combined
30)You know the location more MPs/Brothels/Puta hangouts than you do resturants and other stores in your favorite country.
31) you never stay at hotels that aren't "chica friendly".
32) You know the exact location and pricing structure of the P4P scene in several countries that you have never been to.
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