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| Author: | Circus [ Fri May 07, 2004 8:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | How not to deal with Chicas 101 |
YO Fornicators: PapaNut has certainly forwarded a good list for new and experienced mongers alike. Wish I could say that old circus followed those rules but hell.....I must have broken all of them over the years. Yeah, I've mellowed a bit here in my senior years but I was once a rude, crude and just plain ugly dude in younger years. As I sit here sipping on my third, no fourth vodka martini let me point out a few DON'TS to consider in your monger trip to CR.......or anywhere for that matter. l. DON'T.....go to CR if you recently had the following: A vasectomy; been born again; alergic to pu*sy; have a pecker 2" or smaller; only looking for a wife or....incurable crab infestation. 2. DON'T....Catch a taxi from the airport if you have a weak heart, upset stomach, no fat on your ass, no life insurance or...only ride in cars that have seatbelts that work. 3. DON'T....check into the Pres. if you hate street music, conch whistlers, stalled elevators, people dancing on floor tiles at 2am OR...beds that have been phucked in. 4. DON'T....Check into the Marozan if you hate the name "Soprano", think you really have a reservation, like hotel food OR....never sleep in beds that have been phucked in. 5. DON'T....Check into the Del Rey if you are accompied by a blow up rubber doll (they are banned now, thanks to me)...Don't rent the balcony suites if you are alergic to pigeon shit or right after Hornswoggler and crew trashed the place OR....can never sleep in a bed that every imaginable sex was performed. 6. DON'T....go to the BM if you are looking for gay sex, have a 2" or less pecker, only speak to women who are members of Mensa, always carry a bible with you, strictly looking for a virgin, alergic to mongers, looking for cheapest drinks in SJ OR....think that the BM is still a fisherman's watering hole. 7. DON'T.....take a woman back to your room if she has bug tattoos that are moving, she has a credit card scanner on her belt, she wants her gay boyfriend in a threesome, she has a doll with pins stuck in it, she looks like your wife, she was born after l987, she hates gringos OR...she just recently had sex with Circus.....yeah, right. 8. DON'T....go to massage parlors if you just won the lottery....have them come to you. Don't pick up the bar tab at Idems unless you did win the lottery....never pick a chica that does not brush & floss her teeth (in Dman's case) flosses his also....don't reserve the massage room at the top of the spiral stairway at Zona Blues. 9. DON'T....confuse an out of body experience with your inability to keep it in....note: some viginas have a long history of monger exploration....does Lucy come to mind. 10. Finally, DON'T post a trip report if you have to type with one hand due to jacking off with the other.....you returned much too soon. DON'T think you have been where no man has gone before.....Easy, Dino V-Bob, Gman, Dman and the noted DG....have already been there. P.S. Don't waste time reading this shit unless you have something to add. |
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| Author: | Admin 1 [ Fri May 07, 2004 11:10 pm ] |
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THATS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST PHUCKING THINGS I"VE EVER READ! |
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| Author: | Oxford [ Sat May 08, 2004 1:50 am ] |
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That was an excellent post....I give you two thumbs up...I'll be in CR on Monday evening and hope to see some of you around town. |
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| Author: | Novice [ Sat May 08, 2004 2:45 am ] |
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DO: inquire from the management if Circus has been in residence recently. If the answer is affirmative; DO NOT: have any kind of sex with showerheads in this vicinity. These viruses have a way of spreading like wildfire. I am only trying to protect you, you old coot… Takes one to know one ja? |
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| Author: | Gringotim [ Sun May 09, 2004 2:50 am ] |
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Circus...pay no attetion to your offspring. No respect. This younger generation now is a joke. Hip-Hop and rap music. Right. Britney who? In 100 years, the music of Eminem, Britney, Snoop Dog, ad infinitem will not even be a footnote in the annals of music history. The only artists that will be remembered will be the Beatles and perhaps the Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Elvis, Johnny Cash, and a handful of big-band and classical composers. Shit...now most students get 1400 on their SATs. I thought I was average in 1970 when I got around 1000. Many college students now are functional illiterates. Talk about lowering standards! Don't let it worry you Circus. This generation is perhaps the first to be less intelligent than the previous generation. |
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| Author: | Tman [ Sun May 09, 2004 12:23 pm ] |
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Circus...I sure wish you would become a VIP...you would have won a couple free sessions already to the Zona Blue guarenteeing you get laid at least once or twice in a week here. It would have been the best $36 you ever spent. Hell, I've seen you lose 3 times that much in one roll of the dice  . And Mexpat and Johnny Black need the competition...
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| Author: | El Silencioso [ Sun Jun 12, 2005 4:58 am ] |
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This one deserves to be back at the top.......... Why so few thread responses, this is great stuff..... |
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| Author: | PacoLoco [ Sun Jun 12, 2005 9:53 am ] |
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Here's the original Dealing with Chica's 101 post from PapaNut that Circus was responding to: (some excellent advice) Hey Newbies READ THIS!- https://costaricaticas.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=13344 |
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| Author: | VegasBob [ Sun Jun 12, 2005 10:30 am ] |
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HOORAY....the old Circus is back. You must be feeling better to write your same old shit. |
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| Author: | LVSteve [ Sun Jun 12, 2005 10:37 am ] |
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Cicus; Shows how long since I visited the ZB - didn't even know they had a room at the top of the spiral staircase. Gringo Tim: You forgot Old Blue Eyes, Tony Bennet and Nat King Cole. LVSteve |
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| Author: | King Costa [ Sun Jun 12, 2005 6:39 pm ] |
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Circus: Would you be kind enough to post the names of the all chicks you have been with? How can a guy really be sure? Nice seeing you last week King Costa |
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| Author: | Circus [ Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:59 am ] |
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YO Ghosts of the past: Damn, I sure must have had some time on my hands. Forgot I even wrote that or that it was back up again until CRdreamin informed me. I was probably sober also when I wrote that shit.........uh huh. |
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| Author: | Diego [ Tue Jun 14, 2005 4:39 pm ] |
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CG & Paco -- thanks for bringing back the good ol' stuff -- I'm in that precarious zone now where I'm not sure I want to learn a whole lot more just right now before my next trip -- mebbe get some bad news I can't handle -- denial is strongest when it looks the sweetest -- but that's the sure sign I oughta keep on keepin' on here... |
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| Author: | Johnnycumlately [ Thu Jun 16, 2005 11:00 pm ] |
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My question is what has happened to the formerly prolific PapaNut? |
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| Author: | Zigmonger [ Sat Jun 18, 2005 12:30 am ] |
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yeah johnny, Me too, I have his phone number, think Ill give him a call, and find out. |
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