www.CostaRicaTicas.com

Yesterday was a hell day on the telephone. First, I spent three hours talking with an old girlfriend who is now trying to recover from a malignant brain tumor.

Then, I spent three hours with a friend who lost his mind, spent a couple years in a mental hospital, and is now trying to slowly kill himself by smoking four packs a day.

Finally, just as I thought my day was through, I got a prepaid long distance call from an acquaintance of mine in the middle of serving a 19 year sentence in Federal slam. And no, it wasn't drugs. It was most probably political, but that's another story...

Anyway, the only girlie pictures they can have cannot show bare titties or anal cleft/pus$y or even the outlines of nipples.

Hey, I'm blind and can't search for really good, sexy bikini/lingerie pics to print out and mail to him as part of our normal correspondence.

If anyone has some good, sexy pics of ticas in lingerie/bikinis formatted for full-page printing, I'd love to have them. I'll print them out, then print my letter to him on the reverse sides. I think the only way to keep him sane is to dangle Costa Rica or another Latin American destination as a carrot. "Just wait until you get out, buddy. We're going to Costa Freaka..." Like that.

PM me for my e-mail address. Thanks in advance on behalf of my incarcerated friend.

BTW, if you need proof that the news media is controlled by corporate and big government interests: Prisoners are permitted unlimited access to CNN, Fox and MSNBC, but cannot receive international broadcasts, most newspapers and magazines other than SI, Time, USNews and the like. Any alternative or international press is completely verboten.

Help an incarcerated friend get his left hand on something spank-tastic, please. Again, no beaver shots, no bare boobs, no porn. Just sweet pics of hot ladies in bikinis or lingerie. Thanks.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

Ciego,

Tell your buddy to post personal ads in newspapers. Lots of women seem to enjoy having encarcerated pen pals, and usually, they like to send photos of themselves for their guys to spank the monkey.

As for making the prisoners watch CNN: that makes a stay at Abu Garab seem downright civilized in comparison!

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Ciego,

Tell your buddy to post personal ads in newspapers. Lots of women seem to enjoy having encarcerated pen pals, and usually, they like to send photos of themselves for their guys to spank the monkey.

As for making the prisoners watch CNN: that makes a stay at Abu Garab seem downright civilized in comparison!

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PA,

Great idea, and I know that Bill has done some of that. However, his mail is scrutinized very closely, so I don't know if multiple female pen-pals will fly.

BTW, Jack Abramov is in the same pen, albeit in a "nicer" section.

Liberty and justice for anyone earning more than $250K/year. God Bless America.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

Sounds like what you need is http://ero-tica.com. They have a new picture of a sexy fully clothed tica everyday (short minskirts, skimpy bikinis, shorty shorts, schoolgirl outfits etc.). I'm not sure how many of them are really ticas, but they are all really hot. If you have trouble finding the links or where to click you can try entering the urls of the photos directly. Here is one example http://ero-tica.com/fotos/07/10/07-10-08.jpg. The basic format is ero-tica.com/fotos/yy/mm/yy-mm-dd.jpg. Just replace the yy with the year, mm with the month and dd with the day and you can access hundreds of sexy g-rated tica photos going back nearly 3 years.

Thanks Pro! Appreciated.

Also, any sites with numerous Latinas in skimpy bikinis and lingerie would be appreciated.

Why not have pen-pals? Well, for one reason.... dude just wants to wank, not start numerous relationships. Remember that the prison allows him to buy only a certain number of stamps/send a limited number of letters per month.

Also, I need help formatting these to full page for printing. Ideas?

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

No prob, EC. See, I'm not always a dickhead. As for the print formatting, I'd say the easiest thing for you probably would be to just leave them as is. It seems that most of them are about 6.25 inches wide by about 8.5 to 9 inches tall. Also, with that many pics to choose from you might want to be selective and run them by someone else first. For example, of the recent ones, I thought the ones for Oct. 3rd and 7th were really hot but Oct. 4th didn't do very much for me. YMMV.

Prolijo,

I've never thought you were a dickhead, nor the anatomical feature behind it. (pick one). You helped me out tremendously with the spreadsheet with all the monger joints, hotels etc. on it a couple years ago.

I'll head to ero-tica. Is it a free or pay site? Thanks!

P.S. I don't think you're a dickhead, but I think you and I both suffer from logorrhea.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

That's the best part. Those photos are totally free. The home page of the site does also pitch gentlemen's guides to CR, books on "how to pick up girls", adult friend finder (an sexually oriented on-line matchmaking site), adult games and toys and such, but you don't have to buy any of that or pay anything to access the tica photos.

Here is another site, from a Colombian magazine. I don't know if the format will work for you, and not all the pics meet your criteria, but I think most of them will pass inspection.

http://www.soho.com.co/wf_Sohot.aspx?IdGaleria=50

El Ciego,

Depending on how far he is into his sentence, you might just send him a picture or two of you in some sexy lingerie. Also, I have a couple of pix of HolaB in a frilly apron and a french maid outfit that might be useful.

Ciaociao

El Ciego,

My wingman is doing seven years and I have been sending him pics as well.

He told all the boys in the joint about this paradise called Costa Rica and about this fabulous place called Hotel Del Rey. They didn't know what to make of it since it seems everyone in the joint likes to stretch the truth a bit.

Well, when I sent him the first batch of pictures the boys all went nuts trying to break out in order to fly to Costa Rica.

They continually ask him to bring the photos out, even ask to borrow a few of the pics.

When I spoke to him the other day he told me that all the boys want to keep in touch with him when they get out and many have offered him a free ticket, if he takes them down there.

The GOOD NEWS!!

My wingman was informed that he will be out in 14 months!!! He is so freakin' excited about his early release...

and as you can probably imagine, he's dying ot make the trip to Costa Rica.

I will probably have to make the trip back down there with him. I do miss the HDR and KL too!!
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