The Del Rey hotel/casino is the only place worth seeing in the country. If you must leave the premises or can't get a room there, it's best to spend as little time away as possible.
If you MUST leave the Del Rey, carry as much cash as possible since you will find lots of great deals on the streets, especially late at night. Don't worry about getting mugged or robbed. You are a gringo, and have seen lots of martial arts movies. You can kick the asses of a dozen Latinos at the same time.
The girls inside the Del Rey are basically all nymphomaniacs with a strong romantic streak, waiting for a gringo to save them from 'the life.' It's the perfect place to find a girlfriend.
You can really impress them with jewelry such as an expensive watch. If they speak any English, they love hearing about how rich you are and how much you own back home.
If you don't have an Armani suit, don't worry. Just wear the loudest Hawaiian shirt you own. The girls will be able to recognize you more easily, from a distance.
If they don't speak any English, just speak more loudly to them.
The more you pay for sex, the better the experience will be.
If you INSIST on bargaining, don't worry. They will be impressed by your bargaining skills and show you a better time because of it.
If a girl tells you she can't spend the night because she has to get home to her son(s) and daughter(s), she's just trying to convince you that she would be a good mothers YOUR Ch*ldren. Remember, they ALL want gringo husbands and green cards. The stretch marks are artificial, by the way, and are just an attempt to show you they are fertile and would make good wives/mothers.
The hotter the girl looks, the better the sex will be.
Locals love to hear your ideas about what's wrong with their country and how it could be improved.
All the prostitutes make a lot of money, so you don't have to worry about them stealing from you.
The girls love it when you are really drunk. Nothing amuses them more than a loud drunk gringo, unless it's a loud drunk gringo who is verbally abusive. Their submissive nature makes them a sucker for a tough, assertive man.
The street people outside are very helpful helping you party. You can get away with anything in Costa Rica, and they will help you party like a rock star. You can also get great deals on genuine Rolex watches, which are necessary to impress the girls, as stated above.
Buying real estate in Costa Rica is a sure fire way to make money. Doing research is a waste of time. Costa Rica real estate is well regulated and fraud is nonexistant. Just buy something, wait a few months, resell it and you'll make a bundle.
Looks don't matter in most cases. If you're a gringo, they will love you just because you come from a more advanced culture. However, if you ARE young, buff and hot stuff, you won't have to pay for sex. If you find one of the richer Colombian hotties who had a good night ($$$) you can probably get her to pay YOU, since she's a nymphomaniac anyway.
I probably haven't covered all the bases here, but I'm sure other members can add to this list.
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even though they do readily take our money 
. Don’t worry they will use the taxi money very wisely going straight home to return to their good as gold life style. There is NO WAY these sweet little things would even contemplate seconds or thirds with another man (physically impossible since our wifes or ex-wifes have proven this 
, TRUST ME